The Most Dense Element

snipe 2010/08/21 14:17:16
Related Topics: Magnitude, Money

Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery
of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been
named Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation
of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium,
an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as
incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many
morons as Pelosium.

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  • Tjai 2010/08/21 22:17:19
    LOL I loved this one! Pelosium the puke machine. She a diseased woman inside and out. lol loved pelosium puke machine diseased woman That's what "change" will do for you.

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  • hdhjd 2011/03/07 13:18:19
    pelosium is NOT real it is a joke and Pu is actually plutonium!
    the heaviest element is Ununoctium element no118 it is also known as eka-Radon
    how can Pelosium be discovered the heaviest natural element is Uranium.
    maybe its a joke for not keeping a lot of money.
  • snipe hdhjd 2011/03/07 14:16:07
  • lalouisiane 2010/08/23 19:04:22
  • electracon 2010/08/22 18:13:25
  • Bill in Niantic 2010/08/22 15:53:39
  • Yankee Republican 2010/08/22 14:05:56
  • THE LEFT=DESTRUCTION 2010/08/22 12:45:44
    Piglosi vetted Obama, scary huh?
    Yeah, we know all about him; the transparency is so comforting.
    ( I shouldn't have to say this is sarcasm, but if liberals are reading; this
    is sarcasm )
  • apachehellfire65 2010/08/22 10:28:58
    lucky for us the majority of pelosium seems to be circling bwany fwanks uranus!
  • santa6642 2010/08/22 06:50:59
    freak of the year
  • Kebby 2010/08/22 05:37:55 (edited)
  • Rodney 2010/08/22 04:43:52
    Hope Super man isn't effected by it. We already know it is toxic to Lady Liberty. Thanks for the good laugh.
  • Louisa - Enemy of the State 2010/08/22 01:09:51
    Louisa - Enemy of the State
    Thank you for posting! It's priceless and I enjoyed every word!
  • Gina 2010/08/22 00:32:46
    Wonderful and accurate
  • Tjai 2010/08/21 22:17:19
    LOL I loved this one! Pelosium the puke machine. She a diseased woman inside and out. lol loved pelosium puke machine diseased woman That's what "change" will do for you.
  • patriot88000 2010/08/21 21:46:42
    The name is definately fitting and we need to eradicate this nation of Pelosium.
  • ★Calliope★ 2010/08/21 21:16:02 (edited)

  • Anna E 2010/08/21 20:56:36
    Anna E
    lol That's awesome!
  • unicorn_lady1 2010/08/21 20:47:05
    Laugh? .... Sounds plausable to me. Surely there are 100 briliant scientists that can peer review this and PROVE it is THE TRUTH! Hey maybe there is even stimulous money for the study of PU?
  • Scorpiano 2010/08/21 18:37:27
    Thanks, I needed something to make me laugh, since it`s been just a morbid day today.
  • Drew~PWCM~JLA~ 2010/08/21 18:12:16
    That was so apropo!!! LMAO!!!
  • Theresa 2010/08/21 17:32:42
    I just knew it was the inside of San Fran Nan head! I figured no thought or fact could ever hope to penetrate that dense of grey matter!
  • Sawdust_128 2010/08/21 17:30:40
    After reading this I suddenly feel like the greatest mystery of of the Universe has been explained.......................
  • Beer30 2010/08/21 17:16:07
    It honestly, truly DID make me laugh out loud,
  • 9th of 9 2010/08/21 17:00:40 (edited)
    9th of 9
    Ask and you shall receive, lol. I just posted a question about her myself without knowing you were thinking along the same lines. She is certainly a....... receive lol posted thinking lines

    Hope to see you at my poll.
  • Hawk 2010/08/21 16:56:02
    Great post everything is so true. She is a clueless idiot and we have many in office now. Come Nov. I hope we can change the balance. Padded cell`s is where to put all of them.
  • PartysOver 2010/08/21 16:54:27
    Lmao and so true
  • Pegasis 2010/08/21 16:17:43
    Great blog! Thank you. So funny, and so true.
  • Mordecai Jones 2010/08/21 16:13:59
    Mordecai Jones
    Great post and thank you for the news!

    Very well done!
  • Wolf 2010/08/21 15:46:17
    She is representing the idiots and clueless well! She is prefect for this incompetent government and should be studied since stupidity like this is remarkable. It shows that Americans no longer can think and that the education system truly has entered the lowest quartile in the World...
  • Hawk Wolf 2010/08/21 16:58:57
    Perfectly stated, great post.
  • jackolantyrn356 2010/08/21 15:32:53
    I've always believed the most dense element there is in political circles was the super consolidate lead between Nancy Pelosi's ears and because it's lead everytime she opens her mouth some of that toxic stuff comes spewing out,
  • Edward 2010/08/21 15:25:35
  • JT For Political Reform 2010/08/21 15:13:32
    JT For Political Reform
    There is no doubt this woman makes me want to blow lunch..........I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  • Hawk JT For ... 2010/08/21 17:03:02 (edited)
    I agree but using the word woman doesn`t apply,I think snake would be much better. Even the flie`s would stay away from that piece of sh;;.
  • JT For ... Hawk 2010/08/21 20:11:34
    JT For Political Reform
    Or snail.....she leaves a trail of slime everywhere she goes.
  • jesse 2010/08/21 15:03:53 (edited)
    I hear if it is mixed with commie electrons ,it has a volitile reaction. This is what commietrons look like.
  • Lisa 2010/08/21 15:02:46
  • Heffeweizen 2010/08/21 14:45:23
    This one never gets old!
  • OPOA912 2010/08/21 14:37:28
    I seen this before, and love reading it again, and again. love reading
  • bill 2010/08/21 14:24:09

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