The Most Dense Element
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium,
an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as
incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many
morons as Pelosium.
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