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Hymn # 365

Elleryqueen 2012/08/04 15:50:54
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Hymn #365

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."


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  • Kalani 2012/08/07 05:30:38
    Kalani
    +1
    I'm sorry, I am still enthralled by the word 'hymn'...Cheesus, I love that word:x
  • Elleryq... Kalani 2012/08/07 14:20:33
    Elleryqueen
    Thanks for responding.
  • Cindy Loo Who 2012/08/06 02:40:34
    Cindy Loo Who
    +1
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! My father in-law is a Baptist pastor and my husband is the youth pastor so this is hillarious because I really like that hymn!
  • Elleryq... Cindy L... 2012/08/06 12:08:06
    Elleryqueen
    Thanks. Glad you enjoyed.
  • sjalan 2012/08/04 22:17:51
    sjalan
    +1
    What? Going to catch drunk fish?
  • Dagon 2012/08/04 16:44:57
  • BritPunk 2012/08/04 16:39:26
    BritPunk
    +1
    "If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink"!

    Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
    (AKA Viv Stanshall)
  • Dwight PWCM 2012/08/04 16:33:44
    Dwight PWCM
    +1
    LOL! I'm a Lite Foot Baptist myself and I have heard variations of that one. Still funny.
  • Willy 2012/08/04 16:33:01
    Willy
    +1
    There would probably be a lot of drunk fish.

    drunk fish
  • yoana 2012/08/04 16:31:47
    yoana
    +1
    that`s a good thing,seeing as I prefer vodka and tequilla
  • Mark 2012/08/04 16:30:21
    Mark
    +2
    Brilliant. I was going to ask where this river is
  • BritPunk Mark 2012/08/04 16:43:48
    BritPunk
    +2
    Up Country, just listen to Canned Heat!
    I'm going
    Where the water tastes like wine
    We can jump in the water
    Stay drunk all the time

    Read more: CANNED HEAT - GOING UP THE COUNTRY LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/go...
    Copied from MetroLyrics.com
  • CCRNRT 2012/08/04 16:27:59
    CCRNRT
    +1
    Yes shall we .. lol ok
  • ehrhornp 2012/08/04 16:01:17
    ehrhornp
    +1
    lol, good one.
  • Elleryq... ehrhornp 2012/08/04 16:05:11
    Elleryqueen
    Thanks.

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