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Do you know any good disses? if so, what are they?

sk8rgurl789 2008/08/02 16:33:47
Yes! i have really good disses
Nope! i suck at dissing
I handle things maturely...
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my enemy has kinda good 1s so i want a better one!
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  • Robin13 2013/01/01 20:11:23
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Robin13
    +6
    Your so fat yeah when you jumped in to the Atlantic Ocean it turned into the Atlantic desert

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  • Connor 2013/06/26 21:20:17
  • Lissa Leonard 2013/05/29 20:50:01
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Lissa Leonard
    When you die, i will have to make your grave extra big because your legs are always open
  • suli 2013/05/09 19:13:09
    Yes! i have really good disses
    suli
    your so stupid you tried to drown a fish
  • martin-wigga 2013/02/11 00:58:01
    Yes! i have really good disses
    martin-wigga
    Yo mama so fat it toke stephen hawkins so long to design her bra
  • martin-... 2013/07/24 21:22:07
    +1
    your so fat that when you wore a red shirt people handed you their bus pass
  • wahab malik 2013/01/18 22:42:06
    Yes! i have really good disses
    wahab malik
    Your so fat the last time u were skinny was when mr.clean had a mowhawk
  • annie 2013/01/03 00:44:14
    Yes! i have really good disses
    annie
    for ur information im disease free and i would like to keep it tht way !
  • Robin13 2013/01/01 20:11:23
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Robin13
    +6
    Your so fat yeah when you jumped in to the Atlantic Ocean it turned into the Atlantic desert
  • darian Nimblett 2012/12/06 22:16:54
    Nope! i suck at dissing
    darian Nimblett
    yo mother so fat the bed broke when she waz lying on it
  • Jarfox 2012/12/02 09:14:47
  • Robin13 2012/10/19 18:09:32 (edited)
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Robin13
    +3
    Your so fat when you walked in to town everyone shouted "Aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! a bomb world war 3 has started".
  • brittany baah 2012/10/10 00:29:27
    Yes! i have really good disses
    brittany baah
    +1
    you're so ugly even hello kity said good bye to you
  • rosie 2012/09/23 13:57:40
    Yes! i have really good disses
    rosie
    your mum isso fat even doa can't explore her
  • luis.pedro.921025 2012/09/18 18:40:37
    Yes! i have really good disses
    luis.pedro.921025
    +1
    Put a condom in your head because if ur gona act like a dick u might as well dress like 1 too
  • hellokitty luis.pe... 2012/10/23 16:47:03
    hellokitty
    +2
    You're retarded, you might want to ask for help. It's on your head, get it right. Educate yourself .
  • Jarfox hellokitty 2012/12/02 09:00:17
    Jarfox
    +9
    He had a better dis than you though!
  • small123 2012/08/23 21:53:39 (edited)
    Yes! i have really good disses
    small123
    here is some realy good ones:

    your so fat theat a fat person ran round you wice and lost wweight

    your so dumb you got locked in a food market and died of startvation

    your so gly that wen you enterted the ugly competiton they sed no profesinolss please

    your so fat that wen your kids wanted a trampoline you lied in the middle othe garen(my

    your mama is so od that when she farted dust came out

    your so ugly bobthe builder came down and sed we cant fix it

    when you stepped on the scale it sed your phone number

    friend told me this ones:

    your so ft wen you went to micheal jackson concert her sed you rock my world
  • dissmania 2012/08/10 23:16:58
    Undecided
    dissmania
    +1
    you so ugly your mama gave birth to the rong child
  • Varunan Koneswaran 2012/07/16 15:38:05 (edited)
    Undecided
    Varunan Koneswaran
    You're so fat you dont need internet because you're world wide::::::: Let me speak your language duh duh spaghujhdfKFC.:::::::::::::::... you're so fat the only letters you see in the alphabet are KFC:::::::::::::::::::: were you born on the highway because thats where most accidents:::::::: happen. heres another one say a really obvious and common diss from the internet. If he recognizes it and says its from the internet ask him how would he know if its from the internet.
  • Jarfox Varunan... 2012/12/02 09:02:49
    Jarfox
    +9
    I've heard them all before
  • ben lee 2012/05/02 21:43:57
    Undecided
    ben lee
    +1
    Yo momma so stupid she fell up the stairs. Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Yo momma so hairy king Kong tried to tape her back on to his balls
  • Azy 2012/04/29 09:27:42
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Azy
    +2
    Here's a few disses:

    Your so ugly, when your Mum dropped you of at school,
    she got fined for littering.

    You're so ugly, when you went in a haunted house, you
    came out with a diploma.

    You're so fat, people jog around you for excersising

    Sorry - I hav to go now, i wud of added more though.
  • arbaaz ... Azy 2012/06/02 01:27:45
    arbaaz rana
    +3
    u got some good disses ur awesome keep up the good work
  • ali Azy 2012/10/28 19:31:11
    ali
    +2
    hey ya jokes r as dead as ya nan
    dont act ard or i wil brake ya mas bak doors
  • Jarfox ali 2012/12/03 23:24:30
  • Rachel Whitehouse 2012/03/20 17:18:02
    Nope! i suck at dissing
    Rachel Whitehouse
    +2
    Errr
    ur momas like a big mac! shes large, full of fat and only worth a dollar!
  • star angel Rachel ... 2014/01/03 23:49:30
    star angel
    Your mom's like a drive through , open 24/7!
  • Jordan Freeman 2012/03/06 05:36:05
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Jordan Freeman
    Your an std that want to get inside me ( NON-SEXY TALL DOUCEBAG)
  • inder.gill24 2012/02/13 02:00:25 (edited)
  • Dialgalvx 2012/01/13 22:18:55
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Dialgalvx
    your mama is so ugly, when she stuck her head out the car window, the cops yelled "madam, please keep your dogs ass inside the car" or yo mama so fat, her blood type is O... reo
  • Ankur Patel 2011/12/23 22:17:34
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Ankur Patel
    when u search ugly in the dictionary ur face is the description
  • Roimata 2011/12/23 03:34:52
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Roimata
    +1
    Yo momma's so dumb that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
    Yo Momma's so fat that when she sat on the TV she made it a flat screen.
  • 2011/11/15 12:29:42
    Yes! i have really good disses
    ur so fat ur at a beach the lifegard kicked u out cuz u blocked the sun
  • Squirty4238 2011/09/28 02:37:59 (edited)
    Undecided
    Squirty4238
    did u fall from heaven?..... cuz it looks like u fell hard on ur face
  • Aebjohn Tomas 2011/09/14 11:12:33
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Aebjohn Tomas
    +1
    Yo mom is like a shotgun, she has 2 cocks and she blows
  • CandiceMcNeil 2011/09/11 20:34:24
    Yes! i have really good disses
    CandiceMcNeil
    Maybe before you go spreading rumors about people smellin you should close your legs.

    You're the load your mom should've swallowed
  • Liam0J 2011/09/08 01:17:39
    Yes! i have really good disses
    Liam0J
    +1
    your mama so poor that wen i stepped on the cocroach she sed there goes the mini van
  • Alex.m 2011/08/09 20:57:27
    Undecided
    Alex.m
    Your mum is so fat when she put on her favorite red jumper very one got out there zip cards out
  • 2011/07/17 20:34:47
    Yes! i have really good disses
    +1
    heres a couple!

    1.ur teeth are so yellow the sun is jealous
    2.ur mama so ugly she entered and ugly contest and the judges said srry no professionals
    3. your mamas so hairy she uses a lawnmower to shave!
    4.Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
    5.Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
    6.Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
    7.Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them
    thats it!!! lol tell me what u think?
  • AbdirashidMischievousMohamed 2011/06/04 12:24:36
    Yes! i have really good disses
    AbdirashidMischievousMohamed
    your mum is so dumb when she went cinema the sign said under 17s not allowed your mum went home

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