This is a hoot...sad, because it is TRUE...but a hoot!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America(our home land), we all
need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the
following conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...


The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A
today...

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."


Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."


Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"


Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"


Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."


Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"


Guest: "Crisp will be fine."


Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"


Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"


Guest: "I.... don't think so.."


Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"


Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."


Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we bodder?"


Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"


Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."


Room Service: "Wad?!?"


Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."


Room Service: "Copy?"


Guest: "Excuse me?"


Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"


Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."


Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."


Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."


Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "...and you do, don't you!
And you thought you didn't speak a foreign language!!