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Stereotypes

2009-07-13T15:25:51Z

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I stole this from someone I watch on deviantart. The ones that apply to me have anaterisk by them. *I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (well, not so skinny anymore thankfully but yeah) *I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. *I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. *I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. *I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. *I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. *I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. *I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. *I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. *I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. *I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. *I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. *I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. *I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. *I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. *I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. *I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. *I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I have friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. *I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. *I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. *I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. *I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. *I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. *I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (to be honest, I enjoy dark humor) *I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. *My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. *I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts. I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN. *I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!". I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. *I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. *I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. *I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. *I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. *I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. *I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (partly) *I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. *I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. *I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. *I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. *I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. *I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. *I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil. *I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. *I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. *I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. *I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. *I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. *I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. *I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. ~*I think labeling is a bunch of bullshit, so I must be human.~

I love him very much :3

2009-07-11T18:17:18Z

XWe-Hear-The-SoundX

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Btw, I'm FEMALE -.p Seriously, Thomas Dolby for the EPIC win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the lulz

2009-06-28T16:27:35Z

XWe-Hear-The-SoundX

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And gratuitous Crispin Glover in Friday the 13th Part 4: He loves it.

I'm thinking of deleting my profile

2009-06-18T05:56:45Z

XWe-Hear-The-SoundX

+2 raves

what do you think?

A - Z Thing

2009-06-06T19:40:24Z

XWe-Hear-The-SoundX

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A- Available? Yes, sadly B - Best Friend? Anthony C - CRUSH? Yes....buthe doesn't know. My old one does though. D - DOGS NAME? Jonah, RIP buddy. :( E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO? Anthony F - Favorite Food? Fruit G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS? Gummy worms H - HOMETOWN? Birmingham I - IF YOU COULD MOVE WOULD YOU? Maybe, depends on when. J - JOB? Not yet K - KIDS? Yes, three or four L - LONGEST CAR RIDE? From here to Atlanta M - MILK FLAVOR? Chocolate or Strawberry N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? Four, and three of them are half-siblings. O - ONE WISH? To be able to meet my favorite actor and show them the stuff I've made. P - PHOBIA(S)? I don't really know! I haven't met anything that seriously freaked me out yet. Maybe heights? Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? A tie between Thomas Dolby - "Those Somalians give pirates a bad name" and "One owes respect to the living, to the dead one owes only truth" - Voltaire (the old one, not the singer) R - REASON TO SMILE? Music S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD? Europa and the Pirate Twins - Thomas Dolby T - TIME YOU WOKE UP? 9 something U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME? I make clay versions of film characters. I'm currently working on Henry Antrobus. V - VEGETABLES YOU LOVE? Cucumbers W - WORST HABIT? I like to stick things in my mouth and chew on them when I'm thinking or working - this ranges from the end of paint brushes to the flippy bit on nail clippers. X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD? One on my elbow Y - YOUR MOM? Eccentric, but I wuv her. Z - ZODIAC SIGN? Capricorn

Some originality on my part.

2009-05-29T17:04:13Z

XWe-Hear-The-SoundX

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Tell me what you guys think of this, eh? There was a sky so clear, it seemed as though one could see as far as distant galaxies, though the night had not yet come. Different species of flowers dotted the landscape, wild flowers with a beauty that simply cannot be achieved in a mere garden, no matter how much time you may spend in one. These natural gardens are golden paint on the canvas of the world, making everything near them shine. The trees only added to the charm of this area - large, ancient weeping willows, their hanging tears comforted by the friendship of the nearby deciduous types, sparse though they were. Under one particular tree, the grass was well smoothed, having played position for many a deep thought - this space was currently occupied by a young girl. She was about eighteen years of age, with long, black hair. Beside her lay a copy of a time travel. This particular book was was one of her favorites, and though the feeling might not make sense to someone else, she loved how she could become so entranced with it that nothing else seemed to exist but the realm of the story - a brief retreat from her hectic life, albeit into that of someone else. Currently, Elizabeth - that was her name - was having another session of thought, this time about life. >The point of life must be to take in as much as you can before you lose it...and to give something back. Yes, through the senses, but not through touch. Touch is overrated - sight is the depths of true beauty, though touch can replace this if sight fails. To those who have it, what matters is sight - seeing a light gentle rain over a field of flowers.... Taste, that wonderful tang as you bite into a favorite sustenance... Smell, the scent of of a love's perfume or cologne, the scent of their hair, another scent that re-awakens happy memories. Then there are the intangible feelings, like the swelling in your chest when you sit next to the person you care for, a feeling of being completely at ease with them beside you, as though the entire world could cease to exist and you would remain unfazed, because you are together. Life is just a series of comings and goings, with feelings in between. It's like when you see someone you love after what seemed like an immeasurable amount of time, the complete joy that threatens to consume you, just by knowing that you are near them, that you can see them again. But life is also sadness and loss...the terrifying loss of the senses when one of those you care for the most leaves you - whether it be through eternal sleep, war or some other thing that keeps you from those you love, or even with the knowledge of a terminal disease which will soon take them away from you..... But what is love? Love is feeling as though if that person did not exist, your life would not be what it is, that a bad day can be made whole again just by having them come by and talk to you, even if they talk about something as trivial as what film is playing at the local cinema. The sound of their voice is enough to calm your nerves, to bring you back to the surface when you feel like succumbing to the daily torments of life.<i> Life is just funny like that...It can give you something that you can barely describe, and then take it away just as quickly...but the trick is to appreciate it while it's there, and not take if for granted...because you never know when you're going to lose it. Elizabeth smiled to herself, standing up and brushing off her baggy black jeans before straightening her black tee and retrieving her book from beside the trunk of the willow. As she exited her private sanctuary, her friend Victor appeared around the corner of the nearby path.