SodaHead - liberals_are_retarded's Answers & Comments http://www.sodahead.com/users/feeds/user/630932/votes/atom/ http://images.sodahead.com/images/avatars/avatar18.png liberals_are_retarded's Answers &amp; Comments at SodaHead.com Copyright © 2008 SodaHead.com All Rights Reserved 2008-07-04T14:41:36Z liberals_are_retarded Who would you rather invite to your barbecue, Obama or McCain? http://www.sodahead.com/question/110457 <b>Who would you rather invite to your barbecue, Obama or McCain?</b><br/><small>(Food, Drinks &amp; Cooking)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110457/"> <img alt="Who would you rather invite to your barbecue, Obama or McCain?" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/1/1/0/4/5/7/polls_Barbecue_4x_pxl_smartscale_4244_805896_poll_large.jpeg" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>373 answers</b>, <b>+57 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110457/"> <img alt="I'm a man who would invite McCain!" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/1/1/0/4/5/7/polls_McCain_2_4720_333407_answer_4_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110457/">I'm a man who would invite McCain!</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110457/">because liberals suck!</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-04T14:41:36Z 2008-07-04T14:41:36Z liberals_are_retarded Barack Obama or John McCain for President http://www.sodahead.com/question/110159 <b>Barack Obama or John McCain for President</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110159/"> <img alt="Barack Obama or John McCain for President" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/1/1/0/1/5/9/polls_seal_presidential_color_5445_102837_poll_large.jpeg" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>435 answers</b>, <b>+28 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110159/"> <img alt="John McCain" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/1/1/0/1/5/9/polls_mcain3_5557_176179_answer_2_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110159/">John McCain</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/110159/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:44:33Z 2008-07-03T11:44:33Z liberals_are_retarded Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John McCain? Who will you vote for, and why? http://www.sodahead.com/question/72060 <b>Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John McCain? Who will you vote for, and why?</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/72060/"> <img alt="Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John McCain? Who will you vote for, and why?" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/7/2/0/6/0/polls_DM31407WH_5741_358527_poll_large.jpeg" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>217 answers</b>, <b>+14 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/72060/"> <img alt="John McCain" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/7/2/0/6/0/polls_mccain_0425_897312_answer_3_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/72060/">John McCain</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/72060/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:41:21Z 2008-07-03T11:41:21Z liberals_are_retarded John McCain or Barack Obama? http://www.sodahead.com/question/41731 <b>John McCain or Barack Obama?</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41731/"> <img alt="John McCain or Barack Obama?" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/4/1/7/3/1/polls_election_2008_4106_343942_poll_large.jpeg" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>110511 answers</b>, <b>+884 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41731/"> <img alt="John McCain" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/4/1/7/3/1/polls_100px_John_McCain_2409_292282_answer_1_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41731/">John McCain</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41731/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:38:47Z 2008-07-03T11:38:47Z liberals_are_retarded Hillary Supporters: Will you vote for Obama or McCain? http://www.sodahead.com/question/96638 <b>Hillary Supporters: Will you vote for Obama or McCain?</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/96638/"> <img alt="Hillary Supporters: Will you vote for Obama or McCain?" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/9/6/6/3/8/polls_200708221618_4257_930539_poll_large.jpeg" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>2046 answers</b>, <b>+96 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/96638/"> <img alt="John McCain" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/9/6/6/3/8/polls_who_is_john_mccain_4321_356261_answer_1_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/96638/">John McCain</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/96638/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:36:38Z 2008-07-03T11:36:38Z liberals_are_retarded John McCain or Barack Obama? http://www.sodahead.com/question/103501 <b>John McCain or Barack Obama?</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/103501/"> <img alt="John McCain or Barack Obama?" src="" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>35 answers</b>, <b>+1 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/103501/">John McCain!!!</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/103501/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:35:04Z 2008-07-03T11:35:04Z liberals_are_retarded John McCain or Hillary Clinton? http://www.sodahead.com/question/41718 <b>John McCain or Hillary Clinton?</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41718/"> <img alt="John McCain or Hillary Clinton?" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/4/1/7/1/8/polls_th_Election2008_4440_326907_poll_large.jpeg" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>5201 answers</b>, <b>+54 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41718/"> <img alt="John McCain" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/4/1/7/1/8/polls_100px_John_McCain_4351_37153_answer_1_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41718/">John McCain</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/41718/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:33:41Z 2008-07-03T11:33:41Z liberals_are_retarded Are the Democrats or Republicans more responsible for the increase in the cost of gasoline? http://www.sodahead.com/question/98959 <b>Are the Democrats or Republicans more responsible for the increase in the cost of gasoline?</b><br/><small>(Investments)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/98959/"> <img alt="Are the Democrats or Republicans more responsible for the increase in the cost of gasoline?" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/9/8/9/5/9/polls_democrats_republicans_head_to_head__5334_92651_poll_large.gif" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>49 answers</b>, <b>+8 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/98959/"> <img alt="Democrats" src="http://images.sodahead.com/images/polls/0/0/0/0/9/8/9/5/9/polls_gp_democrat_1006_5631_484661_answer_1_small.jpeg" align="left" border="0"/></a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/98959/">Democrats</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/98959/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:31:03Z 2008-07-03T11:31:03Z liberals_are_retarded Who should win? Obama, Clinton, or McCain http://www.sodahead.com/question/83770 <b>Who should win? Obama, Clinton, or McCain</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/83770/"> <img alt="Who should win? Obama, Clinton, or McCain" src="" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>41 answers</b>, <b>+1 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/83770/">McCain</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/83770/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:29:15Z 2008-07-03T11:29:15Z liberals_are_retarded If Obama is nominated, will Clinton supporters vote for McCain http://www.sodahead.com/question/54435 <b>If Obama is nominated, will Clinton supporters vote for McCain</b><br/><small>(United States)</small><br/><br/> <div><a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/54435/"> <img alt="If Obama is nominated, will Clinton supporters vote for McCain" src="" align="top" border="0"/></a> <b>255 answers</b>, <b>+8 raves</b> </div> <br/><br/> liberals_are_retarded answered <br/> <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/54435/">Yes</a> <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;and said : <a href="http://www.sodahead.com/question/54435/">How To Be A Perfect Liberal 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth&#39;s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV&#39;s. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can&#39;t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don&#39;t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen.Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Barrack (FLIP-FLOP) Obama is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn&#39;t worked anywhere it&#39;s been tried is because the right people haven&#39;t been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.</a> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2008-07-03T11:26:21Z 2008-07-03T11:26:21Z liberals_are_retarded