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raves by corrinne posted 4 days ago

What kind of thinker are you?
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Answered: I am this kind of thinker:

Answer Comment:
Your Thinking is Abstract and Sequential You like to do research and collect lots of information. The more facts you have, the easier it is for you to learn. You need to figure things out for yourself and consider all possibilities. You tend to become an expert in the subjects that you study. It's difficult for you to work with people who know less than you do. You aren't a very patient teacher, and you don't like convincing people that you're right.

Date Answered: 4 days ago
raves +1 by Breezygurl55 posted 4 days ago

Who will win the superbowl?
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Answered: The Jets!!!!!!!!!!=)

Answer Comment:
Brett Favre could just take them ALL...THE....WAY! He's going up against Eli Manning again, though, and last year Manning shut out Favre IN Green Bay. I think Favre's going to want to get some retribution for that.

Date Answered: 4 days ago
raves +4 by SpiritualEyes posted 6 days ago

Pastor Proclaims the Power of Sex. Grapevine pastor wants married couples to have sex every day for a week. What do you think about this?
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Answered: Do we really need churchy cheerleaders in our bedroom encouraging us to 'get it on'?

Answer Comment:
It's rubbish. They are using the "Sex sells" marketing strategy to sell church. It's a business, and nothing more. They just want to fill the seats, say a few flowery words, and collect the money. At the same time, they are misleading their congregation into thinking that sex is somehow a "spiritual" bond, when it is an emotional and physical attachment. This so-called spiritual leader is encouraging people to become more attached to the material world through illicit sex, instead of teaching them to control the sex desire and attach themselves to God. In every spiritual culture, the spiritually advanced individuals reject sex in order to attain spiritual qualities, knowing sex to be a material attachment which is detrimental to advancement. Monks, nuns, sanyasis, brahmins, lamas, and traditional priesthood, all require and advocate celibacy. In a marriage, sex is authorized for the production of children, but it is supposed to be limited. This bogus "man of God" is blind. I predict his congregation's divorce rate to skyrocket, due to "sexual incompatibility" issues, and due to spouses fighting over whether or not they have a right to demand sex from one another, based on this idiot's preaching.

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves +19 by Earthbaby posted 6 days ago

Who gives a rats-ass?
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Answered: I sure dont!

Answer Comment:
Who wants to RECEIVE a rat's ass?

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves +6 by SpiritualEyes posted 6 days ago

Green Bay Woman Finds Dog Dead In Oven After Discovering That Her House Had Been Robbed. Have you ever had your home broken into?
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Answered: Yes

Answer Comment:
Thank goodness I just had things stolen. Only someone with no mercy can kill a defenseless animal. Whoever did this terrible thing should be considered extremely dangerous, if not altogether insane. I hope for the sake of that community that he/she is found quickly and taken off the streets before their violence escalates.

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves +3 by Doc Holiday posted 6 days ago

Smart or Stoopid? (fun test)?
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Answered: My results:

Answer Comment:
I am 42.1% smarter than the average. 26 correct.

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves +6 by Sister Jean posted 6 days ago

Do you ever feel like a lonely little Petunia in an onion patch?
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Answered: no

Answer Comment:
No, but I HAVE felt like a lonely little onion in a petunia patch.

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves +48 by Not Einstein posted 6 days ago

Greatest Prank Phone Call Ever?
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Answered: My favorite prank call is....

Answer Comment:
This is one of the best I ever heard. A few years back, one of those carpet cleaning companies called my house to offer me a "free room cleaning". I let him give me his spiel, and then I asked, "Can you get blood out of carpet"? He said proudly, "Yes, we can, maam". And I said, "Great. How about goat's blood"? Dead silence on the other end, and then, "Uh, I think so". So, I said, "Good, do you work at night"? More silence, then "Uh, it depends". I said, "Well, I need someone here on the full moon, at around twelve thirty, who can be VERY discreet. Can you do that"? Click.

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves +3 by Bek-Bek posted 6 days ago

Are you comfortable around gays/ lesbiens?
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Answered: Yes, completely!

Answer Comment:
How would I know they were gay? I don't make a habit of asking people what their sexual orientation is, and I've never even met someone who says, "Hi, I'm John, and I'm gay". If it comes up later, it's usually after I'm already comfortable with them, and they're comfortable with me, so there isn't even an issue. On the other hand, I wouldn't be comfortable around ANYONE who found it necessary to talk about private sexual behavior. It's just tacky.

Date Answered: 6 days ago
raves by Mr. Breeze posted 7 days ago

What do you think about the statement "Guns-N-Roses" makes with their new album "Chinese Democracy"? The Chinese sure don't like it, but then THE TRUTH HURTS DOESN'T IT!?
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Answered: Undecided

Answer Comment:
I haven't heard it yet. Did you get your free Dr. Pepper? The soda manufacturer promised a free Dr. Pepper to everyone in America if, and when, Chinese Democracy was released. “We never thought this day would come,” said Dr. Pepper vice president of marketing Tony Jacobs, “but now that it’s here all we can say is: The Dr Pepper’s on us.” Starting November 23rd, the day Chinese Democracy hits Best Buy, you can head over to the Dr. Pepper website and register your information to receive a coupon which can be redeemed for a free 20-ounce pop. However, any dreams you fostered about drinking your free Dr. Pepper while headbanging to Democracy will have to wait four-to-six weeks, the estimated delivery time to get your coupon in the mail. Still, what’s four-to-six weeks when we’ve already waited fourteen years? They had to extend the offer for another day, due to the massive demand for the coupons which crashed the site.

Date Answered: 7 days ago
raves +20 -1 by Korinthian posted 7 days ago

Ask and ye shall receive? What is your favorite excuse for when prayer doesn't work?
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Answered: *Non-Christian answer*

Answer Comment:
Well, I wouldn't know, since my understanding is that we're not supposed to ask for anything from God, especially things for the self. If God is "all knowing" then He already knows what I need. If I'm trying to get a promotion, God sees that, too. Why should I ask Him for something that He already knows I want? That's like a kid in the store. "Mommy, I want candy. Mommy, I want candy. Mommy, I want candy". The mother knows what's best, and she KNOWS the kid wants candy. The kid might get it, and he might not. Pestering mom for candy isn't the basis for her decision, though (well, it shouldn't be). When my kids were young, sometimes I would bring home a treat for them even if they didn't ask for it, just because it pleased ME to give it to them. Praying for "things" is useless. This material world is temporary, as is our position in it. But, our position as servant is eternal, so we should strive to be the best servant possible. That we can pray for. "Lord, please engage me in your service".

Date Answered: 7 days ago
raves by SpiritualEyes posted 7 days ago

Witchcraft on India's school curriculum. What do you think about this?
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Answered: Bad Idea

Answer Comment:
Schools are notoriously ignorant. What "information" are they going to give these kids? The most likely outcome is that even more people will be accused of witchcraft by kids who have been "educated" enough to spot them. The fact is, there are people in India, and elsewhere in the world, who practice "dark arts". Whether we believe in them or not, the practitioners certainly do. Calling witchcraft "superstition" is oversimplifying. People say that believing in "ghosts" is superstitious too, but try telling that to anyone who has seen or felt the presence of one. The world is far more complex than mechanistic science would have us believe.

Date Answered: 7 days ago
raves +2 by SpiritualEyes posted 7 days ago

Boy, 12, collapsed and died after 'using too much Lynx deodorant'. Are we putting our health and lives in danger by using too many dangerous products just to look and smell good?
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Answered: Yes

Answer Comment:
When are people going to wake up? Metal in deodorants, solvents in body spray, toxic waste in our water supply. Doesn't anyone care that we are being poisoned? I remember when it was perfectly respectable to take a shower with soap and water, and nothing else was needed. Some of these sprays are so powerful that some workplaces don't even allow employees to wear them at all, because they trigger asthma and other respiratory irritations. In my case, the back of my throat swells, just from smelling them. These chemicals cause lung damage, and the company that makes them doesn't care, because you're dead, and they're rich. Are we really that vain? Is it really insufficient to just be clean?

Date Answered: 7 days ago
raves +1 by Miss Lori posted Nov 23, 2008 09:43PM GMTNovember 23, 2008 21:43:54

New World Trade Center already jeapordized?
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Answered: WTF? This sounds suspicious.

Answer Comment:
I should add that the story came out in April, 2008.

Date Answered: Nov 23, 2008 09:46PM GMTNovember 23, 2008 21:46:08
raves +36 by Anjirocks posted Nov 22, 2008 09:21PM GMTNovember 22, 2008 21:21:07

Man attacked by panda after he tried to hug it. Do you feel sorry for him?
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Answered: That's just stupid

Answer Comment:
Dude! What part of the word "BEAR" don't you understand?

Date Answered: Nov 22, 2008 11:22PM GMTNovember 22, 2008 23:22:11
raves +3 by Jenna posted Nov 22, 2008 08:54PM GMTNovember 22, 2008 20:54:40

If You Could Collect Royalties From Any Single Invention, Which Would You Choose?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
The printing press.

Date Answered: Nov 22, 2008 08:58PM GMTNovember 22, 2008 20:58:16
raves +2 by Amber posted Nov 21, 2008 07:25AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 07:25:16

What would you say to a person who is in the military and going over to Iraq?
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Answered: All of the above

Answer Comment:
My son deploys in April. I told him that before he leaves, he needs to make as many plans as possible for when he comes home. We've set a date for dinner together, he's going to play laser tag with a buddy of his, and his 5 year high-school reunion is on the schedule too. He might end up in a situation that seems hopeless, and I want him to think, "I can't give up. I've got that dinner to go to, and mom will be really disappointed if I don't show up".

Date Answered: Nov 21, 2008 10:48AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 10:48:26
raves +1 -4 by Sir Jim posted Nov 21, 2008 10:19AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 10:19:12

Are you a product of Satan?
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Answered: I

Answer Comment:
I noticed that you glorified Satan 5 times in that paragraph, and the only time you referred to Lord Jesus was to refer to His blood.

Date Answered: Nov 21, 2008 10:36AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 10:36:10
raves +5 by SpiritualEyes posted Nov 21, 2008 09:40AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 09:40:03

Gay Rapist/Serial Killer Ronald Joseph Dominique Sentenced to Life. If you are for the death penalty, isn't this a prime example of where it should be applied?
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Answered: I am for the death penalty, and it should be applied in this case

Answer Comment:
I'm for the death penalty when the case is clear, and in this case it is. What possible excuse is there for keeping this man alive, at our expense? We put dogs down for just biting people in self defense. If there was a wolf preying on people and killing them, we would shoot it, with barely a thought to the idea that it was a living, breathing, being, just being a wolf. This man is a human in form only, but he has the mind and intelligence of an animal, and I mean that literally, not figuratively. It would be cruel to lock this animal in a cage until he dies, isolated from others for his own protection, and subject to abuse by other animals and humans alike. The merciful thing to do would be to kill him, releasing him from his human form, which is not suitable for the mind of an animal. That is real justice, not retribution. We should not be interested in killing him for the sake of "making him pay" for his crime, but in the interest of compassion. God sees to it that we all pay for our crimes, one way or another, as He sees fit. But, He also gives us the intelligence to understand the difference between a predatory animal and a human being. You can dress a monkey in a suit and tie, but you still know he's a monkey. This man was dressed as a human, but he is a dangerous animal.

Date Answered: Nov 21, 2008 10:30AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 10:30:17
raves +10 by SparkleyFlowers (NSFW) posted Nov 21, 2008 07:37AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 07:37:18

Which exchange is worse? Sex for drugs or drugs for sex?
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Answered: I'd rather have sex for drugs.

Answer Comment:
If I had a sex addiction, I would still choose this option. Think about it. If you're addicted to sex, all you have to do is offer to trade sex for drugs. That way, you'll get the sex, PLUS you can sell the drugs to get more sex. (Or you can take the drugs to numb your guilt, shame, and self-loathing.)

Date Answered: Nov 21, 2008 09:06AM GMTNovember 21, 2008 09:06:53

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