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raves +23 -2 by Rick posted 1 day ago

Who will win the culture war? God or the Atheists?
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Answered: It won't matter. Everyone will be dead.

Answer Comment:
Since there's no god, there's no competition.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +8 by bug posted 1 day ago

Do you belive in evil?
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Answered: No

Answer Comment:
No, but I do know there is right and wrong.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +20 -9 by Christarchist777 posted 4 days ago

Who actually thinks evolution is logical, and has proof for its occurrence?
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Answered: Yeah, I got it all figured out.

Answer Comment:
You mean, that us coming from dust and a the breath of a space god has evidence that can be proved?

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +22 by NickName posted 2 days ago

What makes a person gay?
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Answered: I am not gay...I never have been gay?

Answer Comment:
I could be very wrong, but what makes a person "gay" is if they attract the same sex.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +10 by _TrixieChrome_ posted 2 days ago

Will you please pray for my gandmother?
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Answered: Undecided (Please leave a comment)

Answer Comment:
Pray is just hope w/o doing anything. I just "hope" she's alright and makes it out.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +30 by Sally Joe posted 5 days ago

Should "under God" be taken out of the Pledge of Alligence?
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Answered: Yes (explain)

Answer Comment:
Are not the Christians here being as bigoted as the Muslims over the big pond?

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +7 by Xpionage posted 1 day ago

Death Penalty Yes or No?
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Answered: Yes and often

Answer Comment:
Why not?

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +13 by Geezertalk posted 2 days ago

Dad Has Teen Daughter Arrested for Punching Him After He Tried to Spank Her - Who was right?
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Answered: OTHER (Please leve comment)

Answer Comment:
That punch should have been followed by a swift jab in the jaw by the father. Kids were not hitting parents when I was growing up.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +1 by Loves_Everything posted May 15, 2008 02:21PM GMTMay 15, 2008 14:21:13

Have you ever won the lottery?
8 15

Answered: No

Answer Comment:
I wished.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +7 by Doodle posted 1 day ago

If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with it?
55 78

Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
Spread the wealth and fulfill Obama's dream.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +7 by Ready for Change posted 2 days ago

WHY ARE SOME GAY MEN SO FLAMBOYANT, HELP A SISTAH OUT..?
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Answered: This is the real deal home girl.....

Answer Comment:
Why are black people so loud? Nah, j/k, homey. But on the real, I've noticed as well. I take it because they're trying to act like women. Sounds ignorant from my masculine heterosexual perspective, doesn't it? Just trying to help. = (

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +13 by Gramma Lil posted Nov 23, 2008 10:43PM GMTNovember 23, 2008 22:43:05

Do you think this Florida 13 year old should have been arrested for "passing gas" in class?
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Answered: WTF?

Answer Comment:
"A fart is a terrible thing to waste." That's why I save them for church during the prayer hour.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +33 by Xenon23 ^Robot For The Masses^ posted Nov 23, 2008 12:52AM GMTNovember 23, 2008 00:52:31

"Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack" "12-year-old charged after deliberately "breaking wind" in class" OH MY? Ummm Ok what do you guys think?
162 197

Answered: I think that....

Answer Comment:
I remember I farted in class, but I made it more unnoticeable. Like, I'd sit in the back in a crowded class and leave one butt cheek in the seat and the other in the aisle. That way the fart had more pitch than smell. The students and teachers would be confused only for minutes later for there to be mass chaos as people fled and screamed at one another at the horrible smell. I guess farts are now considered WMD.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +14 by 13_JunkyardDog posted 1 day ago

What music would you HATE to have to listen to in traffic the most.?
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Answered: Rap/ Hip Hop

Answer Comment:
Could you imagine listening to this for hours?

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +12 by waldvogel1 posted 2 days ago

Have you ever tried sushi?
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Answered: I love sushi!

Answer Comment:
Her name was Ashely and she was delicious!

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +7 -8 by Xpionage posted 1 day ago

Who is going to hell?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
People who will burn in hell: Gays, Brown people, Atheists, Agnostics, Deists, Muslims, Fat people, mentally challenged, aborted fetuses, Black people, Bi-sexuals, liberals, leftist politicians, Germans, Yellow people, Native Americans, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Mormons, Feminists, PETA activists, Hip-hoppers, homeless people, Hippies, Animals, Orcs, Satanists, Vampires, Latinos, and 95% of the middle class.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +3 by мяz.тσм кαυℓιтz... posted Sep 06, 2008 10:01PM GMTSeptember 06, 2008 22:01:32

Dont u hate/dislike when people push their religion on u???
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Answered: yes

Answer Comment:
I tell them to grow up. Imaginary friends existing in childhood are fine but in adulthood it becomes creepy.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +6 by The heartless posted 2 days ago

Who here hate's themselves?and has low self - esteem? am i the only person here on soadhead to dislike myself?and when i mean dislike i mean like: extra low self esteem, hates there apearance?
17 26

Answered: i hate myself

Answer Comment:
I always wish I was black so I could play b-ball and have rhythm...tired of being picked on.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +21 by sp007 posted 5 days ago

My 15yr old son just got arrested for shoplifting this is his1st offence. Do I let him go to juvie or pick him up?
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Answered: Tough Love. Leave his ass in there!

Answer Comment:
You know you won't do it.

Date Answered: 1 day ago
raves +33 by Gamby posted Nov 20, 2008 04:54PM GMTNovember 20, 2008 16:54:43

Teacher Sends Topless Photo to Student - What Should Her Punishment Be?
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Answered: I think Victoria Chacon's sentence should be...

Answer Comment:
Wish some of the hot teachers gave me their pictures when I was a youth...all they gave me were "Fs".

Date Answered: 1 day ago

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