Land lines are for losers. They're the new fanny pack or SUV.

I've always had a thing for short guys. And over-alls.

not trying to be a hater, but coming from an actual homo, I can tell you that you DON'T BECOME gay. why would someone do that? It's in your genes, carried from your mother's sid... not trying to be a hater, but coming from an actual homo, I can tell you that you DON'T BECOME gay. why would someone do that? It's in your genes, carried from your mother's side. Ask any doctor. Just get your facts straight (or gay. hah) (more)

I love TV. I really do. It's so easy to just numb out to some trashy celebreality on VH1 after a big spliff. But music is my life. And music soothes me, pumps me up, and involve... I love TV. I really do. It's so easy to just numb out to some trashy celebreality on VH1 after a big spliff. But music is my life. And music soothes me, pumps me up, and involves me. I would choose music. But I'd miss my TV. Thank God I don't have to really choose. (more)

I like guys wearing tight, brightly colored skinny jeans

No dude. The gay gene is passed through the mother. haha. That doesn't mean the mom is gay. It means the gene is carried through females. haha. I don't want to give you a biolog... No dude. The gay gene is passed through the mother. haha. That doesn't mean the mom is gay. It means the gene is carried through females. haha. I don't want to give you a biology lesson because I think it would take too long. (more)

I type with two fingers

I once fell asleep in the tanning bed for like 3 hours and the woman at the counter had to come and wake me up.

That song is beyond heart-breaking

He does an amazing Michael Jackson cover too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Last time I checked no one could force drugs or medication on anyone. Who made this poll, Howard K. Stern?

If the robot was as sexy as I am, then maybe. Just maybe.