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About Me

My names Evan, I love hippos, I do things.

1. Im Such A Terrible cook, I burn water
2. My puppy is taller than me
3. I get my beautiful skin from drinking 2 gallons of toilet water every morning.
4. I have so many zits that people should call me ZitZilla
5. I Like Turtles
7. I Love Me But I Hate My Life

I'd like to meet

Nobody in particular,




Being human, books (I read them), watching surfers, water tubing, Oh yeah the guys/girls brah,

Favorite Music

Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth, Slipknot, Motorhead, Pantera, Testament, Helloween, Selpatura Celtic Frost, Overkill, Exodus, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Flotsam & Jetsam, Merciful Fate, Death Angel, Nuclear Assault, Machine Head, Annihilator, Kreator, Voivod, Suicidal Tendencies, D.R.I., Dark Angel, Metal Church, GWAR, Artillery, Anacrusis, Carnivore, Destruction, Scared Reich, Cacophony, Raven, Sanctuary, Anvil, Watchtower, Devastation, Corrosion Of Conformity, Rage, Whiplash, Vio-lence, Coroner, Forbidden, Possessed, Prong, Hellhammer, Hallow's Eve, Believer, Onslaught, Meshuggah, Exciter, Deadly Blessing, Abattoir, Panic, Toxic, Deviance, Sodom, The Accused, Intruder, Ultimatium, Sabbat, Ultimatum, Realm, Powermad, Allegiance, Sacrifice, Blessed Death, Accuser, Outrage, Helstar, Blood, Defiance, Exhorder, Baphomet, Tankard, Blind Illusion, Dyslesia, Vendetta, Nuclear Death, Cryptic Slaughter, Atrophy, Hirax, Laaz Rockit, Bolt Thrower, Avenger, Forced Entry, Dissection, Nausea, Nevermore, The Mentors, Piledriver, Mekong Delta, Imperator, Necronomicon, Bitter End, Vision of Disorder, Bellodonna, Solstice, Heart Attack, and The Great Kat.

Favorite TV Shows

Criminal minds, House, Doctor Who, Scrubs, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Ed Edd n' Eddy, CSI Miami, NCIS, True Blood,The Sapranos, and The Walking Dead.

Favorite Movies

Nemo!!! Frozen, Son of Dracula (1943), Fangoria, Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, (all) Cheech and Chong, Angel Heart (1987), Messiah of Evil (1973), Lifeforce (1985), and Caltiki.

Favorite Books

The Making of a Moron, The Oppurtunist, Burning Books, The Perks of being a Wallflower, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, The Host, Sookie Stackhouse (series), Eliot, Fifty Shades Gray, The Complex, Wither, Caretakers, Barely Breathing, and Blood Red Road.

Favorite Quotes

"Winners see what they can become rather than what they are."

"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

Favorite Heroes

Well, I'm my own hero.


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  • EpicEvan77~TheAnarchyst
  • Male
  • San Francisco, CA, US
  • 2012/06/26 14:12:03
  • 2012/06/26 21:04:37
  • 24
  • Single
  • Bi
  • Capricorn
  • Expressing Myself
  • College (Current)
  • Part-Time
  • Other
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Atheist
  • No thank you
  • Moderate
  • Asian
  • Slim/Slender
  • 5 feet 7 inches