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Rubber duckies, Duckies, Archery, A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.Teacher: What is this?Kid: It"s a drawing of a cow eating grass.Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where"s the grass?Kid: The cow ate all of it. ...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where"s the cow?Kid: It, The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends, TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked. I love this kid., You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Can I ask you something? Teacher: Sure, go on. You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all? Teacher: Of course not. You: Good, I didn't do my homework. Like if you get it., Tell a girl She's Beautiful A Million Times AND SHE'LL NEVER BELIEVE YOU. Call her ugly even once, and she'll NEVER FORGET ., I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the ki, Hey Google............. Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter.... Little cocky aren't we?, Chewing gum, Being Me, I honestly don't know what goes threw peoples minds when they want to put someone down. Do they wake up and plan on saying rude things about people? On how they dress what clothes they have on how they look and what there hair looks like? It makes no sens, Eating, Love, Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is… i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I love the sound of your laugh, i l, Singing, son:im having a baby sister! mom:want to feel my tummy? son:uhh okay..<..(Read More), "I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!", ...AND HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER NOTICED HOW ELEVATORS NEVER HAVE ELEVATOR MUSIC, I hate when Im in my own world, staring at absolutely nothing, and then all of a sudden I realise that I have been staring at some other person for the past ten minutes..., We Have all: 1. Faked that we were asleep when our parents walked in the room. 2. Made A cookie out of playdoh 3. tried to get our friends to spell ICUP., FACEBOOK FACT............... The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most. like if you didn't know., Can you believe that it took Harry Potter 7 stupidly long books to catch the bad guy, when it only takes Scooby Doo & Shaggy 25 minutes..., In math today my teacher asked me, "Why don't you pay attention in my class?" And my friend shouted out, "Because her best guyfriend is in this class." My teacher nodded and walked away. I wanted to die. Everyone knew who she meant. Then after schoo, Dear "popular kids" You may make fun of me, drink, have sex, slack off in school, and think you're cool, but in 10 years, when you're working for me, I'm going to laugh my ass off!! Signed, The "not-so-popular", Solving a maze backwards because you think its quicker..., The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl: "The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." :), Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia... I can't sleep because I have an Internet Connection, Randomness, dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either., "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe, Want someone to stop texting you? Answer each of their texts with this! Error 23: SMS Not Delivered; The number (insert your number here) has blocked you. Please Try again later, Teenagers;..... The most misunderstood people on the planet earth and are treated like children but expected to act like adults., Dear Yahoo, Have you ever heard anyone say "I Dunno, Yahoo It!" I don't think so! Sincerely Google, Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*, What’s the point of getting suspended? How on earth is that considered the right thing to d..., I received a blank text from my wife the other day.When I got in from work I asked “Why did yo..., I hate when people ask me "What on earth were you thinking!?" Obviously I was think..., Come on girls lets face it. At some point in our lives, whether it's at school or just gene..., Phew. Thank you warning label, I was just about to use my shiny new hair dryer while i'm in..., ♫ ♪ Who lives in a coffin under the sea..... ♫ ♪....OSAMA BINLADEN! ...whooz freaky and ..., *Sees bouncy castle* Ages 3-8: Yay! Bouncy castle!! *runs to it*? 9-12: A bouncy castle? Reall..., Don't you hate it when you're going through your news feed one last time before bed an..., Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "ca..., daughter-mommy, mommy! i got 5$! Mom-Well how did you get that? Daughter: Tommy said if i sho..., The akward moment when.. Eminem is afraid. Justin Bieber says never. Rihanna remembers her na..., Today I was approached by a homeless man , he asked if I had any change I only had 2 dollars bu..., Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl:, ♫ ♪ Who lives in a coffin under the sea..... ♫ ♪....OSAMA BINLADEN! ...whooz freaky and evil but as dead as can be? OSAMA BINLADEN!, There's a kid at my school named Luigi. I jokingly asked him one day if his brother's name his Mario. His response, "Yeah it is, Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator 1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 2) GREET everyo, What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat., Today, I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I Googled "Ninja School" to see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Nin, ☑ Hitler (Done) ☑ Saddam Hussein (Done) ☑ Osama Bin Laden (Done) ☐ justin bieber (Today) ☐ rebecca black (friday), Hitler confirmed death: May 1, 1945......... Osama confirmed death: May 1, 2011......... WEIRD., The awkward moment:::: when the Queen confuses the Royal Wedding with a fancy dress party and comes as a lemon., Apple wanted to make an i-Touch for kids, but canceled the ideas after they named it ..(See More), Today I have come to the conclusion that the United States and Canada are in a war of the most annoying. The United States drew first blood with the Mil, My eye tears up, I start to cry, As my father whispers, his final goodbye. My mom is holding me back, stroking my head, as my father, I'm A Senior In High School. Our School Has A Preschool Wing, And When I Was Heading To Class Today, A Little Girl With Autism Stopped Me In The Hallway. She Smil, I want to make a FB account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This., My heroes don't wear their underwear on top of their pants, nor do they wear a cape; Mine wear combat boots and dog tags. Like this if you lo, I was in an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of 'Think'" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually,, Child: Dad, I'm hungry! Dad: Oh hello Hungry nice to meet you! Child: Dad, I'm serious. Dad: I thought you were Hungry! Chil, Dear Youtube, I have discovered that there is a glitch on Rebecca Black's music video, Friday. There is a "like" button. Please fix this ASAP., A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw, Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie - Wiz, There are 3 kids named Nobody, Somebody and Crazy. One day, an accident happened and Crazy was running like hell until Crazy reached the Police Station. Crazy:, Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a ..(See More), sometimes when im bored i go to a corner and ..(See More), when you're home alone and someone knocks on your door;; 10% say "who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole. 2


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  • Jessica Novis
  • Female
  • VA, US
  • 2011/11/24 00:49:02
  • 2012/06/20 14:41:27
  • 18
  • Single
  • Straight
  • Aries
  • High School (Current)
  • Student
  • Student
  • No
  • No
  • Someday
  • Conservative
  • 5 feet 1 inches