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About Me

Okay, now I want to warn you. My English sucks at times, okay? English is NOT my main language, Spanish is. So please accept it. Btw, I love Blueberry Muffins, so if any of y'all have some to spare, hand 'em over and I'll love you forever. ^_<

I've been a ballerina since 3.5 years old and I've done Taekwondo since 7 years old. Like the mofuckin' boss I am.

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I'm from the boonies of New Joisey, we are know as "The historic Oyster village,"

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=During the presidential elections, according to some chart, I agreed with Ron Paul First, the Gary Johnson, Mitt Romney third, and Obama last.



I LOVE FLUTTERSHY!!!!! (Best pony.... EVER!)

If you're looking at this profile.....

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I'm just a simple person with simple needs. If you want to know anything feel free to ask. -^_^-

**** I have 27 minions so far... Join?!?

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---- I've decided I'm going to keep track of how many blocks as I know of people have on me, so far I have: 57 blocks.---- Please feel free to block me, though. It saves me from your fuck-wittiness.----


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----My philosophy for education:

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Okay, so here's some useless information about me.
-I can speak German, Latin [Read etc comphrend] and Spanish. Also, my friend is teaching me Arabic (huzah!)
-I'm a self-proclaimed genius. But according to GT my IQ is 3 points off because I have a 147 not a 150. :/
-I can play Tenor Saxophone and air drums and air guitar.
-I like fire and tacos
-I love poptarts
- And lastly, because you don't need to know a lot about me, I am the definition of AWESOME!.

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I'd like to meet

Satan

satan

Activities



Being an idiot, teetering on the brink of insanity, I enjoy making people mad ( does that count as an activity? ) oooooooo and I am a dancer!

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Interests

watching things or reading about different serial killers,

Music

watching reading serial killers music

Video games.

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Sleeping.

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Killing time.

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Smoking weed

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Playing my Tenor Saxophone.

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Eating.

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Looking in the mirror

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Finding Minions.

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Hmmmm.... Spending time with my boyfriend! ^-^ (The reason I am also mentioning his existence is because I'm tired of random dudes inboxing me asking if I have a boyfriend. Yes, I do, so if you would kindly stop, that would be highly appreciated).

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I have a dream, and that dream is to get my boyfriend to start smoking weed with me. Or at least get him high ONCE. And all it takes is one time.....

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My Political Views
I am a right social libertarian
Right: 3.26, Libertarian: 7.46
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My Foreign Policy Views
Score: 0.68
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My Culture War Stance
Score: -3.05
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LOL Politics.... XD

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Favorite Music



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Favorite TV Shows

Tosh.0, Southpark, Futurama, Sapranos, Good times, Spongebob, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, well... a lot of cartoons, My wife and Kids, The George Lopez show, The Simpsons, True Blood, Family Guy, American Dad, Unsolved Mysteries, Sam and Cat, SeeDadRun, Boy meets world, WWE, Drake & Josh, Three's Company, Sanford and Sons, TMNT, I love Lucy, Bonanza, Meet the Browns, and house of Payne.

Favorite Movies

Childs Play movies, The Seed & Bride of Chuckie, Problem Child 1&2, Exorcist, Karen Carpenter Story, Jackass 3D, The Lorax, all Cheech & Chong movies, The BellBoy, The Errand Boy, the Ladies man, The Patsy (lol okay, anything with Jerry Lewis :3), The Amorous Adventures of Moll Flanders, 13 Ghosts, Grand Torino, and The Last Samurai.

ALL THE MOVIES WITH MADEA IN THEM!!!

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Favorite Books

The Great Gatsby, The Glass Menagerie, Flowers of Algernon, The Host, Catcher in The Rye, Perks of being a wallflower, The Prince, The Art of War, The Hunt for the 7th, Wasted, 13 reasons why, The Lorax, and all the Sookie Stackhouse novels.

Favorite Quotes



"The heart is a very soft muscle, man. A very soft muscle.... Squish." - Michelangelo
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
― Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

“The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
The Once-ler: Uh, down?
The Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.”
― Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

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"It's not good enough that I should succeed, others should fail"

"Love is blind, unfortunately most morons aren't..."

“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”

"Bitch nigga, you you more of a bitch than a bitch." - Dr. Dre

"“People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln

" Me racist? The only race I hate is the one I have to run. " - Fluffy

"I hate being unique because it's very lonely"
- JayToTheBones

"Country music. Country music is going to ruin this damn country." -Chucky, from The Seed of Chucky.

"What's done is done."

"Yeah I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?"
-Some snail in Turbo

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

"Oh you sexy animal,kiss me and tell I'm pretty." ~The Elephant Man

"If you a scared motherfucker go to church. If you a gutter motherfucker do your dirt. If you a down motherfucker put in work. IF you a crazy motherfucker go berzerk "
-Ice Cube

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln

'I think the worst thing you can do about a situation is nothing.'
-Ice Cube

"Truth is the ultimate power. When the truth comes around, all the lies have to run and hide."
Ice Cube

“The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.”

"If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft."
Snoop Dogg

“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”

“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”
― George Washington

“Government is not reason, it is not eloquence – it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and fearful master.”
― George Washington

“And in the end it is not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.”
― Abraham Lincoln


"People suck, fuck people."

"There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, it to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution." - John Adams

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"Try not to let such childishness bother you so much. Remember - the ONLY person you can ever control, is YOU."

"Hey man, c'mere. Listen very closely to what I'm about to say. Just take a moment to catch your breath and brace yourself for the awe inspiring gravitas of the revelation I'm about to lay down on you. Are you ready? Calm? Cool? Collected? Good. Just sit down because it's on it's way right now. Here we go man, hang on for the big one because it's coming at you full fucking force in 3. . . 2. . . 1: You're a retard."

“Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.”
― Abraham Lincoln

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"To be or not to be, I say fat is what it is that it is to be an American."

"I see you have an assumption to make? Make it."

"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous."

"I'm everthing they are afraid of. Everything they hate. Everything they try to hide, and alot more. Besides, I speak speak my mind and show people what's out there in reallity"

"So anybody with any bit of intelligence has got to be pissed off because if they see how things are in the world, they're not going to be happy with it."

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"But whats real? You cant find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know everythings a lie, you cant hurt yourself."

"We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves."

“I thought, acted, and thereupon found myself removed.”
― Anton LaVey, The Devil's Notebook


"How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist."

"I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute" - President JFK September 12, 1960

“When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed.”

“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”

Favorite Heroes

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WOO! You have boundless energy and will take every single possible moment to exert it! Not only that, but you looooove to party, so wherever you can be that you can party and get down at, you will want to be! Your love of parties and laughter makes you a very fun pony to be around, because all of your friends generally have a good time when they're with you — as long as your overabundance of energy doesn't irritate them.

You don't just go against the grain, but you pretend the grain isn't even there, saying neigh to the norm and doing whatever it is you want to do, regardless of how silly it may be. Your carefree attitude is admirable in that sense, but you can easily get discouraged when people don't quite 'get' your sense of randomness and laughter. If you can't put a smile on a friend's face or if you disappoint them, you'll feel bad about it.

Despite your rather quirky nature, you often times do know exactly what you're doing, even if it may seem you're going about it in an odd way. You have a certain sense of things and it would be wise for your friends to believe you. You may be naive and carefree, but you're willing to try almost anything out, even if you're completely clueless on it. You're also a very creative pony, dabbling in songs, performances, and other creative ventures, while also coming up with creative solutions to whatever problems may be out there.

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  • ג'סיקה Ihre führer
  • Female
  • United States
  • 2011/04/09 17:24:12
  • 3 days ago
  • 17
  • In a relationship
  • Straight
  • Sagittarius
  • Expressing Myself
  • High School (Current)
  • Part-Time
  • Other
  • $25k - $50k
  • Yes
  • No
  • Jewish
  • No thank you
  • Other
  • Other
  • Slim/Slender
  • 5 feet 5 inches