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If it isn't broken, I need to break it.
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Should there be an audit on Fort Knox?
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Will the value of the US dollar fall if (when) Russian oil pro...
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What makes you so sure that your religion is the true one?
There are other people who are just as sure that their religion is the only true path to heaven. what makes yours so...
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Fast and Heavy music please
I don't care what genre it is as long as it sounds really fast and cool.
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Do you use instagram? (Please answer this to help me with a sc...
I am suppose to do a survey for a school project. PLEASE help me by answering this question. I appreciate it! I am...
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likes & interests

I'd like to meet

Cool people.

Activities

swimming(when it isn't cold), listening to music, playing guitar, and cooking.

Interests

Math, Computers, Guitar, Video Games, Anime, and Electronics.

Favorite Music

My Chem, Rage against the Machine, Queen, The Beatles, Protest the Hero, Dance Gavin Dance, Arctic Monkeys, Affiance,

Favorite TV Shows

I don't watch TV

Favorite Movies

Ratatouille, Monty Python and Holy Grail, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Watchmen,
Crossroads

Favorite Books

Hitchhickers Guid to the Galaxy
Perks of Being a Wallflower
Harry Potter

Favorite Quotes

"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."
-Barry Goldwater
"3 days after Jesus came back, everything went on clearance"
".laugh, and it gives us a hearty pleasure. This is not because, say, we think we are smarter than this ignorant man, nor are we laughing at anything else here that it is our liking and that we noticed through our understanding. It is rather that we had a tense expectation that suddenly vanished..." -Kant

"The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones."
-Sheikh Yamani

"Learn from your parent's mistakes: use birth control."

""satan save the west coast, cause god wants us dead"

"It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary"

"The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter."
-Thomas Jefferson

"It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master."


“Listen to what is being preached today. Look at everyone around us. You've wondered why they suffer, why they seek happiness and never find it. If any man stopped and asked himself whether he's ever held a truly personal desire, he'd find the answer. He'd see that all his wishes, his efforts, his dreams, his ambitions are motivated by other men. He's not really struggling even for material wealth, but for the second-hander's delusion - prestige. A stamp of approval, not his own. He can find no joy in the struggle and no joy when he has succeeded. He can't say about a single thing: 'This is what I wanted because I wanted it, not because it made my neighbors gape at me'. Then he wonders why he's unhappy.”

“It's easy to run to others. It's so hard to stand on one's own record. You can fake virtue for an audience. You can't fake it in your own eyes. Your ego is your strictest judge. They run from it. They spend their lives running. It's easier to donate a few thousand to charity and think oneself noble than to base self-respect on personal standards of personal achievement. It's simple to seek substitutes for competence--such easy substitutes: love, charm, kindness, charity. But there is no substitute for competence.”

They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, 'cause he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shit. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your penis pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again, John Ashcroft, you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it. [audience member]: Hey, don't hold back! [Doug]: You got an argument? [a.m.] No, keep goin'! ... The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked, and then you are free to float around the system.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever, and you brag about- and the Americans'll go "Fuck the French! Fuck the French, if we hadn't had saved their ass in two World Wars, they'd be speakin' German right now!" And you go, "Oh, was that us?" Was that me and you, Tommy, we saved the French? Jesus! I know I blacked out a little bit after that fourth shot of Jägermeister last night, but I don't remember... I know we went through the Wendy's drive-thru to get one of them "Freschetta" sandwiches that looked so alluring on the commercial, but then we ordered it and realized we had no money, and we had to ditch out before the second window, and those douchebags in line behind us with the bass music probably got our order and we laughed about that. But I don't remember savin' the French. At all! I went through the last ten calls on my cell phone and there's nothin' incoming or outgoing to the French, lookin' for muscle on a project! I checked my pants, there's no mud stains on the knees from where we were garroting Krauts in the trenches at Verdun. I think "we" didn't do anything but watch sports bloopers while we got hammered. I think "we" should shut the fuck up!

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.

Favorite Heroes

Ron Paul
Bruce Dickinson
Synyster Gates
Tosin Abasi
Ayn Rand
Doug Stanhope
Bill Hicks
Norman Borlaug
Penn and Teller
John Maynard Keynes
Black Jesus

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  • diaverde08-AmericanKilljoy
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  • 2008/06/12 21:05:45
  • 2014/11/05 06:51:11
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