Semper Taco
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Spin doctor
For me I wouldn't say it was love at first sight, but when I first laid my eyes on her I knew I just had to speak to ...
3 opinions
I try to give them a call every week to let them know I'm still alive.
6 opinions
I can't say I'm very happy to how I got here, but I'm happy with how it's going to be.
10 opinions
Some of you seem to get real brave because I can't go get your ass.
45 votes
This pretty much does it for me. Makes me proud of what I am and the things I have done, do, and will do.
3 opinions
Even though this was written by a Hoo-ahh I got to say this is pretty good. Can you take what's written in the poem?
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9 opinions
I know I sure as sh!t do I tend to laugh and make jokes about some pretty effed up stuff.Maybe I'm just a little mess...
25 votes
likes & interests
About Me
Currently serving in the U.S Marine Corps. I am not to be taken so seriously as I am quite the jokester. Guaranteed to love me after just a few minutes of knowing me.
“THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MARINES”
(A Story of Creation)
In the beginning was the word, and the word was God. In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. The earth God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.
And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors. And he dressed them accordingly with little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom and with shirts that had cute little flaps on them to hide hickeys on their necks. He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking beards. God nicknamed them “squids” and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so that normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these unloved creatures, he called them “petty” and “commodore” instead of titles worthy of red-blooded men.
And the flaky creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in his eye and a sense of humor that only he could have, God made their trousers too short and their covers too large. He also gave them pockets so that they might warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them badges in quantities that only a dime store owner could appreciate. And he gave them emblems and crests, and all sorts of shiny things that glittered, and devices that dangled.
On the 5th day, he thought about creating some air creatures for which he designed a Greyhound bus driver’s uniform, especially for flyboys. But he discarded the idea during the first week, and it was not until years later that some apostles resurrected this theme and established what we now know as the “wild blue yonder wonders.”
And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested. And on the 8th day, at 0730, God looked down upon the earth and was not happy. God was not happy!!!
So he thought about his labors, and in his divine wisdom God created a divine creature. This he called a Marine. And these Marines, who God had created in his own image, were to be of the air, the land and of the sea. And these he gave many wonderful uniforms. Some were green, and some were blue with red trim. And in the early days, some were even a beautiful tan. He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training, so that they might be sharp and ready. And he gave them evening and dress uniforms, sharp and stylish, handsome things, so that they might promenade with the ladies on Saturday night and impress the shit out of everybody! He even gave them swords, so that people who were not impressed could be dealt with accordingly.
And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth and saw that it was good. But was God happy? No! God was still not happy! Because in the course of his labors, he had forgotten one thing. He did not have a Marine uniform for himself! But he thought about it, and thought about it, and finally satisfied himself in knowing that, well, not everybody can be a MARINE!
“THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MARINES”
(A Story of Creation)
In the beginning was the word, and the word was God. In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. The earth God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.
And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors. And he dressed them accordingly with little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom and with shirts that had cute little flaps on them to hide hickeys on their necks. He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking beards. God nicknamed them “squids” and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so that normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these unloved creatures, he called them “petty” and “commodore” instead of titles worthy of red-blooded men.
And the flaky creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in his eye and a sense of humor that only he could have, God made their trousers too short and their covers too large. He also gave them pockets so that they might warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them badges in quantities that only a dime store owner could appreciate. And he gave them emblems and crests, and all sorts of shiny things that glittered, and devices that dangled.
On the 5th day, he thought about creating some air creatures for which he designed a Greyhound bus driver’s uniform, especially for flyboys. But he discarded the idea during the first week, and it was not until years later that some apostles resurrected this theme and established what we now know as the “wild blue yonder wonders.”
And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested. And on the 8th day, at 0730, God looked down upon the earth and was not happy. God was not happy!!!
So he thought about his labors, and in his divine wisdom God created a divine creature. This he called a Marine. And these Marines, who God had created in his own image, were to be of the air, the land and of the sea. And these he gave many wonderful uniforms. Some were green, and some were blue with red trim. And in the early days, some were even a beautiful tan. He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training, so that they might be sharp and ready. And he gave them evening and dress uniforms, sharp and stylish, handsome things, so that they might promenade with the ladies on Saturday night and impress the shit out of everybody! He even gave them swords, so that people who were not impressed could be dealt with accordingly.
And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth and saw that it was good. But was God happy? No! God was still not happy! Because in the course of his labors, he had forgotten one thing. He did not have a Marine uniform for himself! But he thought about it, and thought about it, and finally satisfied himself in knowing that, well, not everybody can be a MARINE!
I'd like to meet
The looney toons
Activities
Being lazy mostly however when I'm not being lazy I like to get a good workout in gotta stay fit for this Marine gig. When offered the chance I like to fire all the lovely weapon systems the Marine Corps leaves me at my disposal, but when I'm not doing any of that and I have a certain someone with me I enjoy just relaxing/cuddling on the bed, couch, or where ever especially after a long day.
Interests
Doing Marine stuff and flirting, can't help it I'm a flirt.
Favorite Music
I could list the many names of bands, rappers, and artists flowing through my head right now but I am way too lazy for that. I listen to a lot of Metal (all types) ,rap/hip hop, some pop gotta bump me some Rhinna every now and then ;)) haha, and I even like a good amount of country music now due to being roommates with these 2 crazy whites ass county boys for the last year now.
Favorite TV Shows
Well haven't really watched tv in so long but used to watch Tosh.O and whatever else came on comedy central.
Favorite Movies
Again I'm stuck with some many things going through my heaf and too lazy to type them all down.
Favorite Books
Flags of Our Fathers, The Ugly American, and Stephen Kings Dark Tower books. Only on book 3 right now but so far highly enjoying them.
Favorite Quotes
"Uncommon valor was a common virtue" -Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz
"The raising of that flag on Mt. Suribachi means a Marine Corps for the next 500 years" -Sec. of Navy James V. Forrestal
"I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world" -General Douglas MacArthur
"So they've got us surrounded, good, now we can fire in any direction. The bastards won't get away this time!" -Colonel Chesty Puller
"The raising of that flag on Mt. Suribachi means a Marine Corps for the next 500 years" -Sec. of Navy James V. Forrestal
"I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world" -General Douglas MacArthur
"So they've got us surrounded, good, now we can fire in any direction. The bastards won't get away this time!" -Colonel Chesty Puller
Favorite Heroes
The ones who never mad it back to their friends and families back home.
Areas of Interest
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News & Politics
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Entertainment
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Living
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Semper Taco
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Male
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Fontana, CA, US
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2008/01/26 17:10:10
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2 days ago
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21
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Single
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Straight
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Virgo
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Expressing Myself
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High School Graduate
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Full-Time
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Military
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Yes
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Yes
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Someday
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Latino/Hispanic
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NINsanity! (Auflösung)
2013/01/27 14:29:05
My friend is going out there "to fuck bitches."
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NINsanity! (Auflösung)
2013/01/26 17:10:26
I hope Oki is treating you well. A friend of mine will be there soon
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Vision of Verve
2012/09/30 19:20:28
moderated...
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Vision of Verve
2012/08/24 23:01:49
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USAF Vet
2012/07/20 07:43:57
Son. you are a hero, don't kid yourself. You, like my dad chose the most highly respected military organization in the world...be proud, study and master your skill as a Marine, then trust me, you will carry yourself far above those of your civilian peers. God bless you.. and I say Sir, for you have acheived that respect form the citizenry for whom you protect.
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USAF Vet
2012/07/20 07:15:55
I'm the son of a retired Marine MSgt, 24 year Air Force veteran, and damn proud to know you sir! Thank you for your proud and honorable service...Semper Fi!!!
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Kaywa
2012/07/09 00:27:42
im sorry
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Aahz_OneAndOnly
2012/07/08 00:31:34
Thank you for your service Brother
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Kaywa
2012/07/06 02:05:36
What happen darlin
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Kaywa
2012/07/05 22:24:27
Hey u okay???
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;]maewilleatyourskittlesxxx
2011/10/22 12:20:47
![;]maewilleatyourskittlesxxx](http://images.sodahead.com/images/static/blank.gif ";]maewilleatyourskittlesxxx")
i know i'm sweet. thanks though, for pointing it out. haha
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jj ~ssǝuʞɹɐp ɟo uǝǝnb~
2011/09/05 05:06:55
lol hi:P
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Vision of Verve
2011/08/20 19:18:01
moderated...
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Vision of Verve
2011/08/20 18:52:21
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kat
2011/08/19 15:22:43
i will miss u
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Aes Sedai
2011/08/19 05:51:22
Thank you for your service.
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Astro-Boy PHAET
2011/08/13 21:57:24
http://www.sodahead.com/fun/k...
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jj ~ssǝuʞɹɐp ɟo uǝǝnb~
2011/08/11 06:08:50
hey
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Alex<33
2011/08/11 03:12:43
Ahh nuttin just skool:/
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Astro-Boy PHAET
2011/08/08 19:02:13
Cool. =)
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View all 1,578 comments »I can't wait til he calls me in tears because he got the herps.
Anyhoo, 2 months? I thought you were there for 2 years? Taking leave are we?
You're pretty squared away.
“THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MARINES”
(A Story of Creation)
Great Story...
Stupid guys & planning my 15:/