☂~WaterBabŸ~☂

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I'm AUSSIE!!!...enough said...lol

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Hmmm..Why not just ask ME!!!...I don't bite....Well maybe i do!!!!...

The fragments of me you see around SodaHead are very small pieces of who i am!!
I can be Bold as brass...Sharp as a tack...Annoying when irked.....Playfull....A Bitch when pushed...Wickedly humorous & Much,Much more!!!....
I will NOT dumb myself down to appease someone or play childish games!!!...
Witty intellect will always get my attention!!!...
I am compassionate(do not mistake my kindness for weakness though)....
I am also passionate about EVERYTHING i do!!!....
I LOVE my closest friends dearly!!!...& I am a good friend to those that matter!!!

I WILL bite back,So if you take a bite of me be Warned,You will lick your own ass to get the taste out of your mouth!!!...
I despise fake on every level!!!....
How long you have been on Soda does not impress me...Nor does anyones self importance!!!
So to ALL you married squirrels out there trying to get a nut!!!...(Male & Female)...Your energy would be better spent on your damn marriages!!!....Funny how "complicated" or "more complicated" your marriages become once you've touted your goodies for all & sundry on here!!!!...Pfffft!!!
Don't ask "MY" opinion on something if you don't want to hear my answer!!!!....Your gonna hear what i think whether you like what i have to say or not!!!!....
I am Opinionated...Cheeky..Naughty... & I like to smell nice,keep my nails long....then again i like to fix my car....dig in the garden & wrestle with my daughter...
I do not like conceited people & have zero tolerance for liars/time wasters/whiners/fakeass people/selfishness/greed/hatr... kids in here pretending to be "over 18"(YES i know who you are)....i could go on & on...but...I will end by saying this...
"Be who you say you are"....."Say what you mean & mean what you say"...
If you can't ,then Be Gone!!!..Go find some menial minded dipshit to mindfuck!!!..

Those that know me,know i have fun!!!...However not to the detriment of others!!(Unless of course you've pissed me off)....Funny is EVERYWHERE you just have to see it!!!
Have a great day everyone!!!!...Don't be afraid to say hello!!! :))

If i have offended anyone by what i have said....Tough shit!!!!...You don't have to speak to me or visit my profile!!!

Anyone who can give me GREAT mental intercourse!!!..I'm all ears!!!... ;))))

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THE ONE man that knows what i want without asking, knows how to make my sides ache from laughing & love to keep me smiling!!!
THE ONE that treats me as a priority...not an option!!!

Many...Anything Outdoors..Water...Music ...Friends....Laughing...Making people smile
Politics bores me to tears...Yes i have opinions ....but hey opinions are like ass's...everyone has one!!!

i LOVE smooth grooves & funky beats!!! ...Old school,Blues,Rock...Sweet guitar blows me away...pretty much anything EXCEPT the extreme heavy metal & screamo shite!!



Music Playlist at MixPod.com

TV's not my thing...however Mythbusters or Documentaries are ok!!!

Too many to mention.!!!!....Comedy,Action... Life

"Todos los grandes amantes se articulan, y la seducción verbal es el camino más seguro a la seducción real"

“All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction”
(it just sounds so much better in Spanish)

"You never find new oceans if you don't leave the shore"

"If your not living on the edge..Your taking up too much space"...

"Shut up &........."

"Do not confuse my meekness for weakness"

"You want what???...When???....Hahahaha...

"It's not important to me to be important to you"

"You can spend, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on!!"...