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About Me

Found this site on Accident and I haven't gotten off of it all day I guess I'm Rather opinionated It's not an online persona I'm like this in real life too.

P.S. Never take me personal Unless I say so

I'd like to meet

Genuine people

Any member of My Biological Family so I can smirk in their face knowing that 30 years later I'm still standing and never had to ask any of them for help

Lois C.K. he's a funny Motherfucker

Activities

Drummer
Comic
Shit job
Busting friends balls

Interests

Making people Actually laugh out loud Preferably in person.

Building an Itunes library so huge that Itunes has to buy songs from me in order to satify their other customers.

Bullying Bullies

What will happen on the next season of Rescue Me

Favorite Music

If it's Straight from the heart I'll Like it
After that it's hit or miss

Favorite TV Shows

Anything on FX on Tuesday night (even the infomercials Kick ass)
After that It's Fox News

Favorite Movies

Whatever can Keep my attention throughout the whole film There hasn't been as many as there once was

Favorite Books

Well I read the first 800 James Patterson books but not the last 5
Dr. Denis Leary: Why We Suck
Erich Frohm: The Heart of Man
Nancy Reagan: My Story (color me gay, I don't give a fuck it was a good book she's been through alot of shit)

Favorite Quotes

" The thing about winning the rat race is at the end of the day... You're still a rat. " - Lilly Tomlin

Favorite Heroes

Theodore Roosevelt
Lenny Bruce
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Denis Leary
Mitch Hedberg
Louis C.K.
Nick Kroll
Jon Lajoie
Robert Downey Jr.
Tupac
Elvis
James Dean
& of Course

Mom

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SUPREME COSMIC POWER, (SCOPO) 2013/02/08 21:12:05

Friends And Enemies In The Journey Called Life

Life Is More Like a journey

Even though some of us

Don't know where we came from.

But for sure we have an idea

Where we're going, the end...

Life is what happens to us between

Birth And Death

We're always in motion

Life is motion

A journey from here to there

In this journey

We make Friends and Enemies

Friends support us

And help us make the journey

Of Life exciting and fun

Friends are like tranquilizers

That make the pains of the
Journey of life easy to bear

They give us a shoulder to lean on

They wipe off our tears

And tell us to hang in there

Cos no condition is permanent

So, we like our friends

But hate our enemies....

But enemies are important too

Cos they are like mirrors

They show us our weaknesses

So that we can fix them

And become stronger

What don't kill us

Will only make us stronger

Friend And Enemies In Life

Spice up our lives

Friends And Enemies

Are the Special Agents of God

And The Universe

To have a friend like you

Is a great blessing

Because, nothing

can compare to it!

A good friend is like a treasure

A good friend is a great pleasure

Pure joy and great fun!

But very rare to find!

And that is why

I am happy to tell You

That knowing you

Gives me great joy

And excitement!

May all your secret dreams

And desires in life

Come True, my friend!

More success,...

Friends And Enemies In The Journey Called Life

Life Is More Like a journey

Even though some of us

Don't know where we came from.

But for sure we have an idea

Where we're going, the end...

Life is what happens to us between

Birth And Death

We're always in motion

Life is motion

A journey from here to there

In this journey

We make Friends and Enemies

Friends support us

And help us make the journey

Of Life exciting and fun

Friends are like tranquilizers

That make the pains of the
Journey of life easy to bear

They give us a shoulder to lean on

They wipe off our tears

And tell us to hang in there

Cos no condition is permanent

So, we like our friends

But hate our enemies....

But enemies are important too

Cos they are like mirrors

They show us our weaknesses

So that we can fix them

And become stronger

What don't kill us

Will only make us stronger

Friend And Enemies In Life

Spice up our lives

Friends And Enemies

Are the Special Agents of God

And The Universe

To have a friend like you

Is a great blessing

Because, nothing

can compare to it!

A good friend is like a treasure

A good friend is a great pleasure

Pure joy and great fun!

But very rare to find!

And that is why

I am happy to tell You

That knowing you

Gives me great joy

And excitement!

May all your secret dreams

And desires in life

Come True, my friend!

More success, good health

Long life and happiness

To you, dear friend!

SCOPO,
New York City
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hippycat 2013/01/27 18:20:30

birther-cat ;) that's how I envisage our 'friends' had they been born as cats.
the translator software was rotten ;) - loved every minute of it but no clue what you said.
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me being me 2013/01/01 00:50:59

Thank you;-)

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me being me 2012/12/31 23:01:12

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Spyro 2012/12/31 11:28:15

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remy 2012/12/27 21:01:58

Hope you had a great Christmas!
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CertifiedSmartAss 2012/12/26 00:41:27

moderated...
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remy 2012/12/25 21:17:17

Merry Christmas! I just noticed that you're a Mitch Hedburg fan.....I shoulda known!!
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☆56lady☆POTL~JLA~PWCM 2012/12/22 01:28:33

Merry Christmas to you & yours ...
May it be filled with happiness, peace & love

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me being me 2012/12/17 23:54:44

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Jasmine 2012/12/17 03:32:58

Wishing you a joyful holiday season!

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☆56lady☆POTL~JLA~PWCM 2012/12/14 13:48:18

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JessDeCristo 2012/12/06 00:18:03

From my Family to your's
imikimi - sharing creativity
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shellyBlink182ToMark17 2012/12/04 23:15:47

oh thanks love it
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~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2012/12/01 20:33:34

No problem ;)
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AntiAusterity 2012/12/01 00:09:03 (edited)

Thanks for accepting. Looking forward to conversing. ;-)
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Gothamjedi311 \m/ 2012/11/28 01:26:54

$Gothamjedi311 \m/$

Hey hey my friend. Just swinging by to get my Pic' Fix. Lol
Funny Pics, Cool Pics, Awesome Pics. Had a Blast. \m/

Thanks for the RAVE. Have a Rockin' Evening.
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HatinOnHaters;~} 2012/11/28 00:25:17

cute real cute
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[Katsu]™ 2012/11/26 02:02:12

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