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Melizmatic

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The Razor Fanged Vixen of The PHÆT

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Have You Ever Been 'Banned' From ANOTHER Website?

So okay; As anyone who has ever had a reasonable amount of contact with me well knows, I have quite the knack ...

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When You Dislike Someone on This Site, Does That Feeling Exten...

I 'haz' a ponder. On a website that allegedly exists for "people to express their opinions", there are bound to be d...

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Nice Person of the Month for May: Double-Shot

Spring at last, Spring at last. It's the start of a new month, and you know what that means; It's time for the Astr...

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Phaetian of The Year, 2013

Every year, the Phaet honors one of its members who is most deserving of recognition for their outstanding endeav...

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A Confession From Melizmatic, RE: the Phaet

When I first joined this website, I had a very different perspective than the one I have now. Had you asked me three...

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The Phaet Has an Announcement to Make...

Amid all ou r week long revelry, the Phamily would like to take a moment to honor our founder s. ...

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Up in the Sky, Look! It's a Bird... It's a Plane... No...

Once again, it's on. That time of the year has come when the Phaet celebrates another year of awesomeness, unity and...

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Watch Out; It's Coming...

Just watch. And wait...

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What's the Creepiest Comment You've Received On This S...

I n the three years that I' ve been a member of this site, I'v e interacted with a lot of differen...

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Nice Person of the Month is Being Replaced with a Monthly '...

April Fools! As um... interesting as that would be, I'm pretty sure the mods might have an issue...

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About Me

New year, SAME 'disclaimer':

Contrary to what many people seem to believe, this website is meant for entertainment purposes only, and I am only here to be entertained.

I am not here to 'make a difference', nor to "save the world."

I'm not even here to change anyone's mind, especially as that's a futile endeavor; the only person who can sway anyone's opinion is that person, him or herself.

Again, I am here to be entertained and to have fun; not to provide any entertainment for anyone else, and not to be the target of anyone's passive-aggressive "venting."

Life is far too short to deal with people whose only goal is to be as big of pain in the ass as possible; and so let this post serve as notice that I will block absolutely anyone whom I find annoying, regardless of any political or religious affiliation or beliefs they may have.

Anyone who has an issue with my 'modus operandi' always has the option to just not deal with me.

After all, there's at least half a million other strangers here to argue with; and if I (or anyone else) chooses not to engage you in verbal discourse, I promise life will still go on...