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 is online! No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick.

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eh, like everyone else, I have led an improbable life

I am a preacher's kid. More specifically a missionary's kid. Methodist. I grew up in two hemispheres, three countries, two US states.

When I was in 8th grade I picked up the newspaper and read a story about my father being kidnapped and tortured. A few days later I met my first torture advocate, my American Civics and Georgia history instructor, who told me to my face that those countries need to torture to fight communism. This was before I knew if I would ever see my father again. Whoever hired that loathsome little frack to work with children and teach them "civics" was criminally negligent.

But you don't frak with a family of preachers. Sermons were preached, and preached, and preached by all my family's preacher acquaintances and senators and Representatives who's name never appeared on any list but roll call began contacting the state department. Ours contacted us.

My dad came home because this. I learned the value of our passports. I learned the value of our citizenship.

I joined the army to defend this nation, which was better than that.


Was.

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  • +2 raves I can say it whenever I want. I generally don't in July though. Or November.
  • +6 raves Because we have not gone through what happens when too many people haven't been vaccinated. And w... Because we have not gone through what happens when too many people haven't been vaccinated. And we have forgotten what it's like. Don't worry. Sooner or later this generation or the next will be given a memo to remind us. (more)
  • +3 raves I remember when two kids (older, around 10) were talking and playing during the changing of the g... I remember when two kids (older, around 10) were talking and playing during the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington Cemetery. One of the soldiers did the bonless stalk over near them and in a *very* loud drill sargeant's voice "gently" reminded them that visitors were requested to stand quietly.

    Behold two statues of 10 year old boys!
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  • +2 raves Why wasn't she charged with trespassing, peeping, and letting her kid do same?
  • +5 raves Please don't insult our smart and ingenious cave dwelling forefathers like that! The judge needs... Please don't insult our smart and ingenious cave dwelling forefathers like that! The judge needs to be on unemployment. (more)
  • +10 raves What? They're the only ones with rights? The people they so gleefully do their best to piss off d... What? They're the only ones with rights? The people they so gleefully do their best to piss off don't have rights to react? They don't want to associate with Rush, that's their right. (more)
  • +13 raves So basically, it wasn't Obama that got the prize, it was us.
  • +5 raves I pray he comes home safe so she can do the squeal/run/jump/stranglehold hug thing.
  • +4 raves Idiot. Does getting parked in a jail forever qualify for the darwin award? Did he send a confess... Idiot. Does getting parked in a jail forever qualify for the darwin award? Did he send a confession to the police beforehand too? (more)
  • +6 raves where's the website for the "lets kick texas out" organizations?
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