Registered Republican, vote for my best choice.

Photography, art.

Fringe, Lie to Me, House, NCIS.

Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon - Funny video clips are a click away

Those who give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty or safety. --- Ben Franklin

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."---- Mark Twain

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.----Jimi Hendrix

Democrats must constantly prove they love America. Whereas, we all know the Republicans love America, they just hate half the people here.

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth! --- Ronald Reagan

Stupid should hurt.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. --- Clint Eastwood

Yeah, the George W. Bush think tank: it only has a shallow end.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you !

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business. --- Jesse Ventura

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

“Friend, you cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. And what one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government can’t give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody. And when half of the people get the idea they don’t have to work because the other half’s going to take care of them, and when the other half get the idea it does no good to work because somebody’s going to get what I work for. That, dear friend, is about the end of any nation.”
Dr. Adrian Rodgers

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~ Douglas Adams

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected. ~ Gerald Barzan

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.