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  • thanks for the raves! must be republican!!! lol!

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  • thanks for the rave! Oh by the way I love your Ireland shirt! lol. Nice pics.

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  • PAUL!!!

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  • dont you ever watch the discover channel hear it on the news hello!!

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  • al gore is not lieing about global warming is real and getting worse all the time

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  • You never know.....Maybe?

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  • You’re welcome. I am still chuckling from the MacGyver picture. Thanks! I think MacGyver could do one of two things in this situation. First, he would shave the chrome off the roll holder using his platinum credit card and pulverize the shavings with a ball point pen. He would then remove the magnetic strip from the back of his credit card and infuse the chrome shavings to it by applying a thin film of petroleum based lip balm. Next, he would peel and lightly friction-braze the paper roll, inserting a fuse made from his shoe lace and again a fine application of his petroleum based lip balm. The ignition device would of course be comprised of fine wires attached to his watch battery with the stop watch button as the ignition switch. He would attach the wires to a paper clip, lip balm, back up battery blasting cap to create the needed high intensity spark to light the fuse which in turn sets off the highly controlled explosion. He would already have calculated the precise moment when the oxygen/methane combination is just right in the cubical and then he would set of the bomb thus creating a high friction low heat (due to the way he shaved the metal and infused it to the magnet strip) blast of warm air to clean and sanitize himself. And it would work brilliantly. Or he would simply peel the paper roll using his belt buckle, softening the paper in the process by pulling it through his button hole laced with a paper clip and held in place by some handy duct tape. He would then use the point of his palm stylus to pleat the paper and make a 2-ply sheet of Charmin-soft tissue. The rest of the process is obvious. See you around. Cheers.

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  • Thanks for the support!!!

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  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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  • Capitalism or Socialism?

    +4 raves yay-capitalism!

  • Alright folks in what order would you vote for these... Alright folks in what order would you vote for these canidates? (more)

    +3 raves McCain - I'd never vote for Hillary, Obama, or Paul because I think we should actually protec... McCain - I'd never vote for Hillary, Obama, or Paul because I think we should actually protect our country rather than become spineless coward, backstabbing abandoners who would rather wait for an attack on our soil. and hen there's the fact that I'm against Communism, socialism, and Fascism. And in Paul's case, I'd rather not hog freedom and democracy - I'd rather spread it if for nothing else an attempt to prevent the spread of communism. (more)

  • Who is your favorite talkie show host for 2008?

    +4 raves Neal Boortz - the high priest of the Church of the painful truth. boortz.com awesome commentary... Neal Boortz - the high priest of the Church of the painful truth. boortz.com
    awesome commentary from a libertarian perspective. hilarious     (more)

  • Socialist societies are great, eh?

    +4 raves Personally I think if an old man wants to pay the a willing woman to relieve him it should be non... Personally I think if an old man wants to pay the a willing woman to relieve him it should be none of our damn business as long as the girl is of age.

    I am firmly against socialism, and wish that Obama and Hillary would realize that it is no solution for the problems in America.     (more)

  • Do you get offended by Red Neck humor or any other t... Do you get offended by Red Neck humor or any other that is directed at a specific group? (more)

    +3 raves Of course not.. I think humor is humor. IF it's funny it's funny. Political correctnes... Of course not.. I think humor is humor. IF it's funny it's funny. Political correctness and pandering to sensitivity enables people to claim racism etc... waaaa cry babies. laugh! it's funny.

    I like all funny jokes - I could care less who is the blunt of the joke or what group its aimed. People need to lighten up...it's funny.

    We should make light of racism and see it as rediculous and laugh about it.
    If a joke offends a person then they are too sensitive...it's their problem.     (more)

  • This is Super Tuesday. Did you go vote?

    +4 raves I was torn between Romney and Huckabee. My initial thought was that I would vote for Romney to k... I was torn between Romney and Huckabee. My initial thought was that I would vote for Romney to keep McCain from getting elected. After further thought I considered Huckabee because he is for the fairtax, McCain will win anyway so I'd rather have a fairtax candidate as his VP. I am also starting to wonder if McCain is as bad (liberal) as everyone says. I know his voting record is, but he says. "He has seen the light". He is likely to win the primary anyway. A liberal McCain is better than Hillary or Obama - so we shall see. (more)

  • Do you believe that our germaphobe attitude is causi... Do you believe that our germaphobe attitude is causing us to get sicker? (more)

    +2 raves I think it's good to be safe - But we are breeding children who aren't outside playing, o... I think it's good to be safe - But we are breeding children who aren't outside playing, or exercising so they are allergic to everything and are on steroids and inhalers playing video games.. We give medicine to kids before they even get sick..the immune system doesn't have a chance to fight of viruses. (more)

  • ARE YOU SAVING FOR RETIREMENT -THRU PENSION PLAN THR... ARE YOU SAVING FOR RETIREMENT -THRU PENSION PLAN THROUGH WORK , 401-K OR 403-B (more)

    +2 raves I wish the government would let me keep my SS money so that I could put it into an IRA. I'm ... I wish the government would let me keep my SS money so that I could put it into an IRA. I'm 25 I'll never see a dime of SS...thanks baby boomers...you did a great job planning for the future....have some of my paycheck. (more)

  • When did you realize you were in Love?

    +6 raves left me! (kidding)

  • Which band has the name that you like the least?

    +4 raves Korn(At the risk of antagonizing some of the hardest rocking music fans out there—and being redun... Korn(At the risk of antagonizing some of the hardest rocking music fans out there—and being redundant—changing a letter in an uncool word won't make it cool, either. Were "Karrot" or "Kauliflower" other considerations? )

    Phish -
    The name of this band makes even less sense than their unbelievably stupid lyrics: "The tires are the things on your car/That make contact with the road/The car is the thing on the road/That takes you back to your abode." No amount of mushrooms can make this band listenable.

    Hoobastank??

    Hootie and the blowfish?

    HIM (his infernal magesty) - don't puss out and abbreviate it? I can forgive this one because of the Drum set with the triple bass drums spelling out H I M. thats awesome..

    Who knows....band names are hard to decide on thats for sure.     (more)
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