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Tracer Bullet

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Ex-married guy with NO intention of making the same mistake twice. Got the three cats and three dogs in the settlement.

I still get along very well with the former Mrs. Bullet, and I will forever be in her debt because she brought her three children into my life, and my daughter gave us a beautiful little boy who loves his "Bumpa Bullet" with all of his little heart. That love is very much requited.

Now that we have split, I and my small menagerie have moved into a very old house on a ranch in Southern California. Everyday is an adventure for us, and everyday I am thankful for them, and everyone in my life.

Walt Disney, Ronald Reagan, Stephen Pastis, John Wayne Stephen Hawking, Roger Penrose, Albert Einstein, Subramanyan Chandrasekhar, Angelina Jolie.

I would also enjoy the opportunity to spend more time with my now deceased grand-parents.

You wouldn't know me if I was standing right in front of you.

I tend to blend in with the background; I could be right in front of you, but you would have no idea who I am, or what I am doing.

I am not the sort of person you would want to associate with regularly, however I am perfectly charming and at ease mixing among the finest and most elite of company. In other words, I fit in quite nicely within polite society, but I engage in certain activities that the upper crust would find rather.... distasteful.

Mathematics: Because I believe mathematics is the language of God. The reason for that belief is complex, but essentially our entire universe can be described by mathematics, and I feel we will very soon discover how our universe began when the great astrophysicists of the world finally discover the "Theory of Everything". You REALLY want to know the mind of God? Toss your Bible, and pick up a good physics book, and learn higher mathematics. THAT is where miracles really happen.

Theoretical Cosmology: Because that is partially where the answers lie.

Writing: Because I have found I can express myself best through my writing.

History: Because so many pass through time unnoticed why very few have influenced how our world works today.

Archeology: Because nothing intrigues me more than touching an artifact that someone manufactured or created thousands of years ago. When I look at Roman art, Civil War era war equipment, or even documents written by historical figures, I feel a genuine connection with them that is always exciting.

Espionage: Because that is what I do for a living.

Psychology: Because humans are the most fascinating animal on earth. If you understand psychology, you are one up on everyone else.

Spongebob Squarepants: Because my grandson and I grew up together watching SpongeBob

Disneyland: Because that is where I go to forget the ugliness of our world.

Most of the good stuff out of the 60's, 70's and 80's.

TV today isn't worth the pixels it's burned on.

Godfather, Godfather II, Downfall, War Games,Valley Girl, Kill Bill Vol's 1 & 2, Star Wars, (The first three, the second three sucked monkey balls,) Any Harry Potter, Rear Window, The Big Sleep, Full Metal Jacket, The Sting, It's a Gift, You Can't Cheat an Honest Man, International House, High Sierra, Any James Bond, (personal favorite is Roger Moore. So sue me,) and oh so many more.

"Harry Potter and the (enter any of the titles here.)" "Grapes of Wrath", "Helter Skelter", The Gunslinger series. "The Civil War" by Shelby Foote, "A Brief History of Time", "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes"

I could go on...

"Lighthouses are more useful than churches" ~Benjamin Franklin

"This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it!" ~John Adams

"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man." ~Thomas Jefferson

"Don't you try to look behind my eyes, you don't want to know what they have seen." ~F. Zappa

You can't cheat an honest man; never give a sucker an even break, or smarten up a chump. ~W.C. Fields (The Greatest Comic to have ever walked the earth.)

I don't know about "heroes", but I do look up to certain people. I admire my father very much, and my late Uncle Richard. I think Walt Disney had a marvelous mind, and I can think of few other people like him who wasn't so interested in furthering their own career and standing as they were in bringing joy to his audience. I also think rather highly of Stephen Hawking, a man who should have been dead a long time ago, and yet is still going strong and bringing us answerers to some of the most profound questions of mankind.

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    As it turns out, I don't think I ever really understood what attributes my dream girl would have...

    that is until she showed up at my door a couple of months ago.
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  • +3 raves No, THAT has never happened to me. However, one friend had been telling me about this gorgeous ch... No, THAT has never happened to me. However, one friend had been telling me about this gorgeous chick he had met two weeks earlier, and how he had been seeing ever since.

    He wasn't all that suave when it came to women, so he was all excited... even more so because she was hot. At least that's what he was telling everyone.

    You may have guessed where this is going, but I love telling it so I will finish it anyway.

    He finally brought the girl by my house one Friday evening. They were on their way to a show, and so they were dressed to the nines.

    The girl was very beautiful. In fact, I can tell you from first hand experience she is MORE beautiful without her clothes than when she is in them.

    She was actually very cool when we *ahem* "met for the first time". All I saw was a moment of sheer terror in her eyes when she looked at me, and before anyone knew what was going on, she thrust out her delicate, soft hand, and said, "Hi Tracer, Joe has toled me so much about you!"

    Very cool indeed.
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  • +2 raves No, I am not that desperate. However, I have had a few call me over and over again. Still not ... No, I am not that desperate.

    However, I have had a few call me over and over again. Still not ten in a night, but a few times more than what polite people would consider proper.

    Once I got several calls from an ex who was drinking at a bar. It was really funny because the first time she called was to invite me over to the bar for a drink. I told her I would think about it, (I never give a straight answer if I can help it,) and so later she called again, only she ad obviously had a few in her.

    She only called perhaps five times, but later that night I got a call from the BARTENDER! HE asked me if my name was Tracer Bullet, and when I said yes, he started begging me to come and pick her up because she was causing a scene. I asked him how she was causing a scene? He replied that she had climbed up on a table more than once and was shouting my name at the door. I guess she was trying to call me without a phone or some shit like that.

    I could hear her in the background calling my name... "TRACER! TRACER! YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH WHERE ARE YOU!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE COMING!!!"

    I told the bartender that when she has had more than two drinks in her she gets very violent, and the police usually are involved.

    Then I hung up, and took the phone off the hook.
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    By then the owner of the lipstick had come running down the hall, and saw me just as I finished what I was doing. She just cracked a smile and said, "I hope you know I am not cleaning that up."

    She did make breakfast, though. All in all a very good sport.
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    Jesus, our bus driver in junior high school did a HELL of a lot more than THAT! Dude had his own paddle and everything. You got out of line on "Midnight's" bus, and you could very well find your ass walking. No matter where you lived!
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