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We have a deal: God doesn't tell me how to run my life and I don't tell him how to run the universe.

"I'm pretty sure I did because I heard God crying" Synyster Gates

"I'm impatient with stupidity." ~Klatuu

God used to be my co-pilot...then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him.

Why not raise a little hell? Even Satan likes to part now and then!

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?

Won't it be nice when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber?

After the Rapture, can I have your car?

The last time we mixed religion and politics people were burned at the stake.

My God carries a hammer, and your God died nailed to a cross... Any questions?



“Are you on our side and you want to be diffrent or are you on that side and uou want to throw a football at my head?”~Gerard Way

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Iero

Must become Action Figure!~Chester Bennington

Listen up you little twerps! I know where you live and I know where you sleep and I swear on all that is Holy your mothers will *cry* when they see what I've done to you!~Tommy Boy

From 'Skippy's List' http://skippyslist.com/list/ :
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

148. Putting red “Mike and Ike’s” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.

161. Bodychecking General officers is not a good idea.

172. “A full magazine and some privacy” is not the way to help a potential suicide.

174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).

191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.

201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.