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+2 raves For her acting, my favorite is Far And Away. For her anatomically, my favorite is Eyes Wide Shut... For her acting, my favorite is Far And Away. For her anatomically, my favorite is Eyes Wide Shut. Hey, you have to admit she has an amazing body. (more)
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+4 raves The reality ways of not to get raped (outside of what's been mentioned above): 1) Do not dr... The reality ways of not to get raped (outside of what's been mentioned above):
1) Do not dress like a total skank (no lowcut tops, no miniskirts, no wearing t-shirts without a bra, no clothes from Pink or Juicy).
2) Do not flirt with a guy if you're not interested. One of the things guys hate most about women are teases.
3) Ignore rule #4 above. Why? Because men are horny 24/7.
4) If you're going to drink alcohol, bring a designated driver with you. Preferrably someone with muscle to him/her.
And, on the flip side of this, one main rule to remember:
1) Stop being a total bitch to the nice guys. Don't be paranoid or offended if all the guy says to you is 'Hi.'.
2) Welcome to the 21st century where women can actually ask men to dance at a dance club now, instead of whining that they never meet anyone.
3) To keep from turning yourself into a braindead bimbo: THINK for yourself. Make your own decisions. Quit relying on others to make decisions for you. Have some freakin' self-respect.
4) Not all men are evil. Not all women are either. Why you can't find Mr. Right is most likely because you ignore the Rights and keep dating Mr. Wrongs so Mr. Right has to keep hearing you complain about how badly your boyfriend is treating you. (more) -
In the upcoming election, are you voting for the pup... In the upcoming election, are you voting for the puppet (Obama) or the muppet (McCain)? (more)
+2 raves I'd rather vote for the overqualified than the no-freaking-clue. -
+2 raves Dancin' Nancies by The Dave Matthews Band
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12 year old Australian girl wins sex change..if you ... 12 year old Australian girl wins sex change..if you were the judge,would you let her? (more)
+3 raves Hellllll no. I don't care how butch you think you are. A child should not go through that no ... Hellllll no. I don't care how butch you think you are. A child should not go through that no matter how much he or she wants it.
If she still wants it done when she's 18, have her tested to be declared sane; if she passes, go for it. (more) -
What do you do to show your partner you care about t... What do you do to show your partner you care about them? (more)
+3 raves You tell them you love them not only by saying "I love you." but by proving it. Her... You tell them you love them not only by saying "I love you." but by proving it.
Here are some examples:
Help them with their problems.
Start them on a healthier diet.
If they smoke, help them quit smoking.
If they're alcoholics, help them quit drinking.
If they're nymphomaniacs, congratulations. :) (more) -
What do you think accounts for the high rates of div... What do you think accounts for the high rates of divorce in our country? (more)
+2 raves People don't know what love is anymore. They get crappy parenting, bad advice from their fr... People don't know what love is anymore.
They get crappy parenting, bad advice from their friends (who also don't have a happy relationship), bad advice from talk show hosts who care more about money and ratings than love, and listen to music lyrics that harm more than help.
AND, too many men AND women use the brain between their thighs to pick someone to start a relationship with. (more) -
Do you think many Sodaheads leave poll making to o... Do you think many Sodaheads leave poll making to others? (more)
+4 raves Some sodaheads rarely make question polls. Others make WAY too many polls to the point of no long... Some sodaheads rarely make question polls. Others make WAY too many polls to the point of no longer making any sense in their questions (no, not you, Jean).
The one irritant of sodahead.com are people that keep inviting you to different groups over and over again.
'Hey. Join my group: Hair tonic salesman that are only licensed to sell hair tonic to bald eagles on Columbus Day." :P (more) -
Which of the following celebrities would you be leas... Which of the following celebrities would you be least surprised at if they came out of the closet and admitted they were gay? (more)
+3 raves Basing this on the idea that he's had all of these (supposed) sexual relationships with very ... Basing this on the idea that he's had all of these (supposed) sexual relationships with very beautiful celebs and not one of them gets pregnant???
Britney gets pregnant if you sneeze on her.. sheesh. (more) -
what has three legs in the morning two in the aftern... what has three legs in the morning two in the afternoon and one at night?? this is the riddle of the sphinx (more)
+2 raves Hef.. In the morning, two legs and morning wood. In the afternoon, two legs walking around ... Hef..
In the morning, two legs and morning wood.
In the afternoon, two legs walking around in his robe.
In the evening, flat on his back with just the wood.
Riddle of the sphinx was actually 4 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 at night. (more)
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Awesome Halloween costume!
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Love your photos what a hoot.
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Great profile pic.
Scott
Didn't see any comments on your profile so I thought i would say whats up!