- Jordz -
is one seriously pissed off individual.Profile
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- Male
- Australia
Stressed
- In a relationship
- November 11
- Straight
- Christian
- Someday
- Athletic
- 5 feet 9 inches
About Me
THE PEOPLE I HATE!
Jonas Bros Fans.
Jonas Bros Fans.
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Anything by Matthew Reilly and Clive Cussler, and a few other authors, but specifically my favorites are:
> Scarecrow - Matthew Reilly
> Dragon - Clive Cussler
> Golden Fox - Wilbur Smith
> Scarecrow - Matthew Reilly
> Dragon - Clive Cussler
> Golden Fox - Wilbur Smith
"I wish a had a nymphomaniac catgirl with a le blue girl fetish?...Awww you suck!"
"Yes. That would be about as much fun as cheesegrating my ballsack"
" We?! We did not do that. You did that. Go fuck a blender."
"Yes. That would be about as much fun as cheesegrating my ballsack"
" We?! We did not do that. You did that. Go fuck a blender."
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+4 raves "witty answers"? What the fuck. Thats tasteless. And not just tasteless, its low. My gi... "witty answers"? What the fuck. Thats tasteless. And not just tasteless, its low. My girlfriend is suicidal. Plenty of other people are too. Even i have been. Its not something to laugh about. (more)
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+2 raves I look like a 8 y/o...and my girlfriend loves it. She looks good too...nothing like a bald vagina... I look like a 8 y/o...and my girlfriend loves it. She looks good too...nothing like a bald vagina to brighten up the day. (more)
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Are ignorance and laziness the two most important fa... Are ignorance and laziness the two most important factors in the evolution of language? (more)
+6 raves The english language does not borrow from other languages. It sneaks up on other languages in dar... The english language does not borrow from other languages. It sneaks up on other languages in dark alleys, beats them to within an inch of life and then steals from them before retreating.
Whether that answers your question or not is for you to decide. (more) -
+5 raves lol much? sarcasm is generally pretty obvious. Example? A conversation i had a few days ago: D... lol much? sarcasm is generally pretty obvious. Example? A conversation i had a few days ago:
David: Why didnt you come to the movies?
Jordz: I stapled my liver to a lamp post...
David: Shit man, how?
Jordz: ...
Jordz: it was a joke.
David: i hate you. (more) -
+2 raves ITS CALLED LEETSPEAK! As in 1337...where it originated. It was then changed by those who could... ITS CALLED LEETSPEAK!
As in 1337...where it originated. It was then changed by those who couldnt type or couldnt understand it properly, and now, in its bastardized form, it is corrupting us. Blame those who wanted to be cool. They failed, and had to ruin our fun. (more) -
+8 raves *Waits for people to begin raving* ...damn im an impatient bastard...
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Take that skeptics! Super Collider test goes off wit... Take that skeptics! Super Collider test goes off without a hitch! (more)
+3 raves I love this hadron particle thing, but i also do acknowledge the inherent dangers. Like black hol... I love this hadron particle thing, but i also do acknowledge the inherent dangers. Like black holes and worm holes. Still, we finally find out whats on the other side :D (more) -
+2 raves You email me all your credit card details, so i can put my money in your bank account for a short... You email me all your credit card details, so i can put my money in your bank account for a short amount of time. Don't worry, i am a Nigerian prince. (more)
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+5 raves Manley Powers
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+8 raves Gotta love glow-sticking, almost as cool as fire staff. Gotta love glow-sticking, almost as cool as fire staff.
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Leoplurad...
Hey, you have MSN yeah? Can you please mail me your address so we can chat a little more convineantly?
Bye :)
Poet003
Wow thats stuff better to me than Godsmack.I only was crazy
about one Godsmack song on 1 whole album.How are
you ?
Poet003
I like the music on your profile. I was getting worried rock
was getting worse than disco.
Just call...
Lol, I try.
candypop101
how are you i havent talked to you in forever
Leoplurad...
:O Would James lie to me? It may have been someone else, but I'm certain he said it was you lol. It's ok, people who call me emo are jealous I can pull off blood red hair and STILL look.... Average hehe
Leoplurad...
Yes, I am James' girlfriend. And correct me if I'm wrong, but James said you reckoned I was emo. Shame on you! lol yeah I was helping out there with my cadets. It took me a while to realise who she was. She was crawling on the dorm floor at the Regional comps lol. Stalking me? o.O bahah I'd feel flattered xD
Well thanks for the add
Courtney
lil girl♥
the only ppl who havent listened to bullet dont know what real music sounds like lmao
HairlessK...
Absotootly!!
TRISHA!!!
OMG!!! YOUR A AUSSIE!!!!!!! WELL SO AM I , ITS HARD TO FIND A AUSSIE ON THIS WEBSITE SO COOL THAT YOUR ONE OF MY SODAHEADS!!! WELL ILL HAVE TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK NEXT TIME!!!! AND I TOTALLY LOVED THE QUESTION ABOUT AUSSIES!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT AUSTRALIANS BUT TO MY SUPRISE IT WASNT!!! GOOD WORK!!! :D
Garage Do...
Thanks for the Add Request .....Happy Sodaheading!!! :D
bryan :D
hi wat up
TwilightP...
Yay! A fellow Celldweller fan!
Thanks for the add! =D
<3*)BLOND...
Hey Wassup?
vampyCHEF...
omg, yes all us aussies ride roos around,and wrestle crocs :P
Sometimes i think the croc hunter was somewhat of a hindrance to our international image.....
Nice to find another aussie on here btw.
shortie
moderated...
Dodge Mei...
blarg
- Jordz -
Well i dont exactly ride a kangaroo to work, but its pretty much like what you read about. Tragic accidents, millions of venomous reptiles, very little rain. Fun really. Nah its pretty safe over here. No terrorists...Actually did you know that Aum Shinrikyo, a famous suicide cult from japan, managed to set of the first private nuclear detonation ever in australia? It was 4 years before scientists even realised it wasnt an earthquake.