LOL

Actually, I think that's what I did eventually end up doing.

You could have turned it out into the wild. Maybe a nice park, a yard or through a noisy neighbor's window?

Hey, it was either that or the garbage. Besides, I never said I didn't feed it and give it water and a nice warm place to sleep at night. Everyone's got to earn their keep right - lol

Is that how you treat a beloved pet? For shame!

P.S. my pet rock became a very useful doorstop for a very long time. - lol

Thanks for the rave! ;-)