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Things to do in an elevator

~When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more.

~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

~Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor you're on.

~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream, "that's mine!"

~Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

~Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.

~Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
they hear something ticking.

~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers.

~Ask, "Did you feel that?"

~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."

~Swat at flies that don't exist.

~Tell people that you can see their aura

~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"

~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

~Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

~Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."

~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could
do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."

~Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and
say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

~Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the
walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction