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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/12/23 15:31:57
  

  
  
  Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas!
  

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• mustangluver 2010/12/22 20:39:58
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/11/11 13:55:28
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/10/08 12:14:20
  

  Funny for you....Happy Friday : )
  

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• JuJu~Proud to be Infidel 2010/10/03 16:19:29
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/09/23 14:31:39
  

  What Gets Longer When Pulled,
  Fits Between your Boobs,
  Inserts Neatly in a Hole
  AND works best when it is jerked?
  A Seatbelt! What did you think??
  Buckle up!
  
  MEDICAL INFO;
  Valuable information!!!!!!!
  Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!!
  MEDICAL RESEARCH
  Australian Medical Association researchers have found
  that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
  from receiving chicken blood
  rather than human blood.
  It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....
  Just thought you'd like to know.
  
  BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
  FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT, LOL : )

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/09/19 21:13:51
  

  Joke time sweetie...
  Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
  
  He went quickly to the emergency room at the hospital in Dublin.
  
  The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Let's be havin' a wee look at da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
  
  Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
  
  'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010!
  We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
  I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
  ...Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
  
  
  And Paddy said,
  'How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
  
  Subject: Cursing in Church
  
  A crusty old man walks into the local Methodist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you... What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of the situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.. They both return to her office, and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems...

  Joke time sweetie...
  Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
  
  He went quickly to the emergency room at the hospital in Dublin.
  
  The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Let's be havin' a wee look at da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
  
  Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
  
  'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010!
  We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
  I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
  ...Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
  
  
  And Paddy said,
  'How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
  
  Subject: Cursing in Church
  
  A crusty old man walks into the local Methodist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you... What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of the situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.. They both return to her office, and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money." "I see," said the pastor.. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/08/05 16:47:49
  

  Ten Thoughts to Ponder
  
  Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
  
  Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  
  Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  
  Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
  
  Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
  
  Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
  
  Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  
  Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
  
  Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  
  And The Number 1 Thought. Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
  
  
  - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long."

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• Brunetbomb 2010/07/30 20:49:50
  

  
  17 yrs under our belt...we're pros now LOL. I love you. It's been one hell of a ride baby!!

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• ExfleetSailorRet2006 2010/06/18 17:41:23
  

  

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• Brunetbomb 2010/05/28 11:19:33
  

  

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• JuJu~Proud to be Infidel 2010/05/23 11:14:39
  

  

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• ExfleetSailorRet2006 2010/04/23 23:21:49
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/04/15 13:27:23
  

  

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• ExfleetSailorRet2006 2010/04/10 07:37:01
  

  

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• ExfleetSailorRet2006 2010/04/03 04:00:41
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/04/02 18:21:18
  

  
  Hope you have a wonderful Easter.
  ♥pj

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• ExfleetSailorRet2006 2010/03/26 21:19:36
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 2010/03/23 12:57:12
  

  Thought you might need a chuckle today.
  The Itch:
  Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
  
  The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
  
  The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's larg...
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Thought you might need a chuckle today.
  The Itch:
  Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
  
  The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
  
  The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, told him, with a laugh, to get lost.
  
  The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.
  
  The moral of the story:
  
  Pay your bills.

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• ExfleetSailorRet2006 2010/03/20 05:09:49
  

  

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