I am a hopeless S-oda Head and web two point schmo in search of the open networking Holy Grail. I would be so honored for you to become my enabler exploring the fine line between endangered common courtesy and blatant huckstering subversively disguised as neuromarketing socialprise research.

My girlfriend is mortified that I spend inordinate amounts of time talking to people I don’t really know. If you find my tendency pathological, then please exclude me from Soda Head consideration. I am certain my contributions in the technogeek realm would seem paltry to a head of your training and experience. However, if you may be swayed by character traits such as having the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein, I would be inspired to share my obsessive content development
compulsions with your fair experiment.

I shan’t mislead you with seductive offers of filthy lucre. Instead I offer my humble side to you and your family should travels to Birmingham, Alabama ensue. Our Museum has one of the most impressive Network collections in the world and our UAB Medical System is technologically second to none. I gave up flying years ago and am perfectly happy to soda head, and Fear not, with God’stentatious Delight, Love our Virtual World and Avatar where We might!