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  • +3 raves That was a bullshit apology.
  • +3 raves Nope... time to cut our loses and bring our children home.
  • +2 raves I grew up on that song... my parents played it all the time.
  • +3 raves Man you could eat good for a long time. I love to fish... very relaxing. Great post C... now back... Man you could eat good for a long time. I love to fish... very relaxing. Great post C... now back to thrashing the crazies. lol (more)
  • +11 raves All I know is the vilest comments come from folks with generic avatars... All I know is the vilest comments come from folks with generic avatars...

    comment vilest comments folks generic avatars

    comment vilest comments folks generic avatars
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  • +9 raves After the election, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decided to do her best to heal the wounds with her ri... After the election, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decided to do her best to heal the wounds with her rivals in the bitter campaign. She invited the ticket that defeated John McCain and her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, to a moose-hunting trip.She hired three prominent experts in their fields to assist.
    Dick Cheney would lead them on the hunt.
    Ted Kennedy would drive them back to their cabins each evening.
    And Bill Clinton would entertain their wives and daughters.

    "Well, according to a new post-election survey, people want Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012. It says she's been getting thousands of calls from people pleading with her to run, all Democrats." --Jay Leno

    (Updated October 9, 2008 to include jokes about the vice presidential debate, Katie Couric interview fiasco and Tina Fey impersonation on SNL)

    "She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God's will. And today, God said, 'Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area.'" -Jay Leno

    "In Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday, a woman who looked like Sarah Palin caused a near riot when she walked into a diner for breakfast. And after a minute or two, people finally realized it wasn't her when she started answering questions." --Jay Leno

    "Are you excited about Sarah Palin? Well, yesterday she referred to Afghanistan as our neighboring country. Apparently, she can see bin Laden's cave from her house." --David Letterman

    "During the debate the other night, the moderator asked Sarah Palin to describe her Achilles heel, but instead of talking about her biggest weakness, she talked about her greatest strength, which apparently is not answering questions." --Jay Leno

    "Of course, the most controversial thing Sarah Palin said last night was she felt the vice president should have more power. More power? Dick Cheney is shooting people in the face and doesn't even get arrested. You cannot get any more powerful than that." --Jay Leno

    "During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me
    right there. You betcha!" --David Letterman

    "She kept reaching out to Joe Sixpack. That's because her answers make more sense after six beers." --David Letterman

    "Political experts are saying that to succeed in the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin needs to show that she has the same concerns as everyday Americans. For instance, Palin planned to start the debate by saying she's really troubled by John McCain's choice for vice president." -Conan O'Brien

    "Sarah Palin right now is training for tomorrow night's vice presidential debate in Arizona. And she says it has really helped her on foreign policy, because from Arizona she can see Mexico." --David Letterman

    "Even though Governor Palin is not expected to do particularly well in tomorrow night's debate, she is favored heavily in Friday night's swimsuit competition." --Jimmy Kimmel

    "Sarah Palin, she's getting ready for tomorrow's debate. I understand she now knows all three branches of government." --Jay Leno

    "Have you been watching the Sarah Palin interview with Katie Couric on the 'CBS Evening News'? Pretty interesting. Sarah Palin could not remember the name of a newspaper or a magazine that she reads. And I was thinking, wow, we could possibly have a leader of the country who doesn't read. And then I thought, well, hell it's worked pretty good for George Bush." --David Letterman

    "But don't kid yourself. This is for all the marbles, this debate tomorrow night. And Sarah Palin is nothing if not diligent. She's working hard on preparing for the debate with Joe Biden. Earlier today in Arizona we just heard that she shot a donkey." --David Letterman

    "Political activists are now saying, if Sarah Palin does not do well tomorrow in the debate, she will voluntarily step down from the ticket by Friday. So far, there have been over 2 million emails and phone calls, urging her to stay. All from Tina Fey." --Jay Leno
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  • +3 raves I say smart women such as my wife, party girls are too drunk to know or remember whats happening.... I say smart women such as my wife, party girls are too drunk to know or remember whats happening. The girl next door was a dead lay, and I have never been lucky enough to tap a gymnast. (more)
  • +4 raves I'm from the hood you keep your mouth shut or some one will shut it for you.
  • +11 raves So their last hope is Chuck Norris... what is he like 111 years old now? And how can he get away ... So their last hope is Chuck Norris... what is he like 111 years old now? And how can he get away with inciting treason? Oh I forgot he has the complexion for the connection. (more)
  • +4 raves Mark my words Arlen Specter will win the general election... I live in PA and these folks love Sp... Mark my words Arlen Specter will win the general election... I live in PA and these folks love Specter. Beside that the Republicans can't raise enough money to get their boy Arlen elected anyway. So... what do you do if you aren't ready to give up the throne?

    love specter republicans raise money boy arlen elected ready throne

    love specter republicans raise money boy arlen elected ready throne
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