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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
What can I say? I love metal and rock, i play the guitar, im in two bands, Cynosis (check us out on myspace) and Mourningsbane, I live in a small town where everyone is a hick that cares about nothing but their trucks, I have alot of great friends, and im a pretty interesting person i guess so if you want leave a comment or mail me or something. If I could sum myself up in three words it would be this: I AM METAL.

Herman Li, Bruce Dickinson, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Dean Winchester (the actual character, not the actor; he knows how to party), Stephen Colbert

Guitar, my bands, moshing

Great metal, great movies, guitar, girls.

Iron Maiden
DragonForce
Sonata Arctica
Power Quest
Winds of Plague
Wintersun
Children of Bodom
Dimmu Borgir
Old-school Metallica
and some wierd shit like:
Mc Hammer
Haddaway
Celtic Woman (go ahead and laugh I don't care)
So basically all rock and metal except for emo and grunge
And also 80's rap and some 80's pop

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Metalocalypse
Supernatural
Invader Zim
Heroes
DeathNote
Ghost in the Shell
Robot Chicken
South Park
Whitest Kids U Know
The Colbert Report
Headbangers Ball
And just about everything on Discovery Channel

First and formost:


LOTR trilogy
Cloverfield
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
Hot Rod
The Matrix trilogy
Anything directed by Tim Burton
... Actually, I like anything thats not a Uwe Boll "film" or Meet the Spartans

Anything Darren Shan
Anything Stephen King
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Halo Series

"Why? Cuz' fuck 'em, that's why!" - Dave Chapelle
"Metal." - Nathan Explosion
"This song is dedicated to my 11th grade gym teacher; fuck him!" - George Thorogood
"Brent; point at electrical socket"-Brent Kucharo (sorry you had to be there)
"That's how I roll"- Josh Hirschler, right before a random guy coincidently falls and rolls down a hill
"I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!"- Tourette's Guy
"I don't fail, I succeed in finding out the wrong way of doing something."- Christopher Titus

Herman LI
Stephen Colbert