txgamer

• M
• 28
• TX, US

The one who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Hakuna Matata, Guns, Chocolate chip cookies, Stewie Griffin, http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/265/dcplatoon.jpg/, Traveling, Friendship, Beer, Video Games, When I go out with my friends, I like to be the designated driver....... When it'..(Read More), Girl: We are best friends, right? Boy: Yes, of course. Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like? Boy: No one. I love someone. Gir, Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad? All because of one man: Steve Jobs. Even tho..(Read More), I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially, Reading, Nintendo 64, Xbox, Playing Battlefield Bad Company 2, AR-15, Electronic Arts, Sleep, Love, Headache, Dear butt, You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my screen lock code, put i...(See more), Let's join forces as Christians and start a Jesus Christ revival! Press like if Jesus is your Savior!!!, Gaming, Family, Church, Niko Bellic, Hunting, PC gaming, God, Reading Books and Magazines, Minecraft, Modern Warfare 2, Camping, **Your wedding** Groom: I d-- **interrupt** Kanye West: Hey man, I'm really happy for you, but Prince Williams & Kate Middleton had one of the best weddings of all time., Di Caprio never died in Titanic, The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach. Its like a movie within a movie, Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. I...(see more)

Computer Gaming, Photography, Spending Time With Family and Friends

Enduring House, Sno White, Noisestorm, Felix & The Bandit, Damian Z, Skillet Music, Breaking Benjamin, Angels and Airwaves, Massive Attack, Fatboy Slim, Thousand Foot Krutch, Tiësto, U2, Daft Punk, Switchfoot, Family Force 5, DJ Dan, Lady Gaga, Maroon 5, Nickelback, Daughtry, Tunnel Trance Force, Trance, Nobuo Uematsu [Official: Dog Ear Records], Katy Perry, Chris Tomlin, The Doors, Third Day, Casting Crowns, Jane Ellen Bryant, Jeremy Camp, Classical, Enrique Iglesias, Amanda Wilson, Ellie Goulding, Kutless, Pillar Music, 8 bit music, Approaching Nirvana, Lazee, Usher, SoundLift, Accuface, Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Dance music, Taylor Swift, House music, Metallica, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Luminate, AC/DC, Classical, I Have a Wide Variety of Favs, Techno, Pop rock, Country music, Trance music, The Noise, Buena Vista Social Club, Tactylics

Cool story bro, but it needs more ponies, Untold Stories of the ER, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Coast Guard Alaska, NOVA, CBS, The Jeff Dunham Show, Dexter's Labratory, Diggnation, The Price Is Right, G4TV, Combat Hospital, Duck Commander, NCIS: Los Angeles, Mad Men, Take The Money And Run, USA Network, Firefly, Glee, Whale Wars, Leverage, Fairly Legal, Chase, Bones, Conan O'Brien Presents: Team Coco, Scooby-Doo, Covert Affairs, MythBusters, Seinfeld, Warehouse 13, The Daily Show, Entourage, White Collar, Opera Van Java, Futurama, Criminal Minds, Burn Notice, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Two and a Half Men, The Good Guys, 24, Fox News, 24 series, Top Gear, Royal Pains, East Texas Live, NCIS, Tyler Perry's House of Payne, 30 Rock, House, The Office

Starwars, Superbad, From Paris With Love, Terminator, Grandma's Boy, Pineapple Express, Jaws, The Hangover, Love, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, Avatar, Star Wars, Final Destination (Movie), Killer Elite, Beauty and the Beast, Fast & Furious Five, Tron, Serenity, Resident Evil Movie, Inception, Clark Griswold, Expendables, The American, Fight Club, Disney Pixar, Toy Story, Grown Ups, Clash of the Titans, Zombieland, Gamer, Sands of Fire

Bible, Funny, The Bible