you don't get to know

death metal, hard rock, power metal, thrash metal,
metal

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll
be afraid to cough."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way
when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the
universe together."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not
screaming, like the passengers in his car"

the Rampaging Colbert