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• Jana ♥ ♥ ♥ 6 hours ago
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 19 hours ago
  

  Hello my friend, hope your day is a good one (hugs)
  

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• Dave**Gay for Girls** 21 hours ago
  

  

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• Danielle 1 day ago
  

  Have an awesome week. Hope you had a beautiful weekend!
  

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• Dave**Gay for Girls** 1 day ago
  

  

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• Serenity 4 days ago
  

  lmfao it didn't work and now I have left message .....pmsl ....sorry

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• Serenity 4 days ago
  

  bollocks lol

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• Serenity 4 days ago
  

  
  
  God damn Snappy , we have sunshine to ......put the light box away My friend
  because we have the real thing and damn it makes us feel good
  your friend Serenity
  
  I feel like a song
  

  

  
  
  really hope this works , this song epitomises a summer day for Me ....here goes

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• Diamond Girl 4 days ago
  

  Have a great weekend my sweet friend, talk to you when I get back from vacation.

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• Gypsy 4 days ago
  

  Have a great weekend! Have a good catch :))
  
  
  
  

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• Amy ♥ not so furious ♥ 4 days ago
  

  

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• Dave**Gay for Girls** 4 days ago
  

  

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• Beck∞♥☮♫♫♫∞ 5 days ago
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• Danielle 5 days ago
  

  

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• Dave**Gay for Girls** 5 days ago
  

  

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• Serenity 6 days ago
  

  You read My mind lmfao Snappy
  you're so funny xxx hope you are well xxx your friend Serenity
  

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• Gypsy 6 days ago
  

  

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• Serenity 6 days ago
  

  lol who's got the sassy pants on Snappy Me or you lmfao
  Thanks and you be safe out there
  your friend Serenity

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• Danielle 6 days ago
  

  

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• PJ Sweet Cheeks 6 days ago
  

  Hi ya Sweety....funny time;
  Why People Hate To Attend High School Reunions
  
  Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since high school. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
  
  Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
  
  Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
  
  Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend. They run a tropical bird park in Kansas and grow their own vegetables. He can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.
  
  Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan ...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Hi ya Sweety....funny time;
  Why People Hate To Attend High School Reunions
  
  Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since high school. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.
  
  Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
  
  Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
  
  Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend. They run a tropical bird park in Kansas and grow their own vegetables. He can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.
  
  Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
  
  Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.
  
  Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
  
  
  Have a fun day :)

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