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AmericanVirus

Who I am and what I've become, where I am and where I belong, what I've seen and what I've done. What will happen when I'm gone.

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All i can say is that my life is pretty plain.

If you wanna talk, you can message me on AIM, my sn is americanvirus2
I sometimes also use Yahoo, my sn for that is nextrider111

Why don't you take a seat while I ponder that one.

Are things that include activity

Music, computers, cars that kind of stuff and what not.

Metal, classic rock, hard rock, some alternative (but only a little), rock(but most of today's rock is crap), classical, jazz(instrumental only), comedy (like Weird Al, Cledus T. Judd, Richard Cheese, etc.), and more.

I hate rap, hip-hop, and screamo.
I tolerate country and some pop(but I hate most of it).



10 Commandments of the D (thats Tenacious D for those of you who don't know)

1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

The good shows. Ya know like, That 70's Show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Just Shoot Me, The Simpsons, Spin City(before Charlie Sheen, when it had Micheal J. Fox), The Drew Carey Show, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Reno 911, King of the Hill, The Man Show, Scrubs, Law and Order SVU, Futureweapons, Myth Busters, pretty much anything on the History Channel, a few things from Discovery, Dead Like Me, i'm sure there is alot more.

I don't have time for that.

Ha... haha... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAAAAA... that was a good one.

No but seriously there aren't many books that I actually like to read.

*If we knew the meaning of life, there would be nothing left to live for.

*(There will be...)An inevitable mystery of how it ends...

"When you do things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all."

"Right and wrong are just words, what matters is what you do."

"I saw the Grim Reaper, I kicked him in the stones, spit in his eye, and told him i ain't goin' yet."

"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."

"I am sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them when I get there."

"People shouldn't fear their governments, governments should fear their people."

"Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it."

"Anything worth taking seriously - is worth making fun of"

"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. "

"Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill... there's only an idea. Ideas are bullet proof."

"To know something is good, to do something is god."

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'..."

"...Beer before liquor, never sicker..."

"... and finally flush twice, its a long way to the cafeteria."

"What is a B.I.B.L.E., a B.I.B.L.E. is
B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth"

"Your parents teach you many assumptions, now when you ASSUME, you make and ASS out of U and ME, and then you become a V.I.C.T.I.M., and what is a V.I.C.T.I.M., a V.I.C.T.I.M. has
V.icious &
I.nsidious
C.ognitions
T.hat
I.mpede
M.aturity"

"Victims often feel like they are NOWHERE, and we want to get from NOWHERE to NOW HERE, and to get from NOW HERE out of the state of NOWHERE, you need alot of
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
You understand? Whether your giving
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Or taking
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Your going to need alot of it."

"People often ask me, how do i deal with people who degrade me. Basically i look at them and say
B.e
L.oving &
O.pen
W.ith
M.y
E.motions
Yeah tell them this right to their face BLOWM is a good way to remember that, yeah, ba-lowm."

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  • +4 raves Why are you pissed? Because someone you don't know left you a rude comment? Oh wow, I'm sorry. T... Why are you pissed? Because someone you don't know left you a rude comment? Oh wow, I'm sorry.
    Turn down the sensitivity a little bit and get over it, you're a big kid now, you have to realize people are going to give ignorant, mean, hurtful, weird, and stupid comments, not just on the internet, but all through your life.

    If anything, rebel with kindness and perhaps, if you're willing, rebel with flirting.

    Just reply with a winking smiley and say something like

    ";-) right back at ya babe, why don't you come over to my place so we can get comfortable discuss this a little further"

    Do something to weird them out.
    It will just piss them off if anything.
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  • +2 raves Metal today is so diluted today, that makes it too hard to declare anyone. None can replace the ... Metal today is so diluted today, that makes it too hard to declare anyone.
    None can replace the big four.
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  • +3 raves "No one can destroy the metal, the metal will strike you down with a vicious blow." - Tenacious D... "No one can destroy the metal, the metal will strike you down with a vicious blow." - Tenacious D

    It's not going to happen. I can't comprehend why anyone likes Tokio Hotel, half their dudes look like chicks, and their lead singer sings like one. Their sound is mediocre at best.

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  • +5 raves You forgot to include the church shootings.
  • +4 raves In the state of Florida... The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jur... In the state of Florida...

    The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

    Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

    It is illegal to sell your children.

    Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

    It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

    A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

    It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
    (There is a skateboarding license?)

    Oral sex is illegal.

    It is considered an offense to shower naked.

    When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

    Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

    You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
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  • +13 raves Well once upon a time, a guy named Elvis, also known as The King of Rock N' Roll, danced in a way... Well once upon a time, a guy named Elvis, also known as The King of Rock N' Roll, danced in a way that all parents thought was disgustingly sexual.

    Each generation develops their own style and the previous generation makes more out of it than it really is.
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  • +2 raves I haven't seen it yet, but from what I've heard from power users and experts, it's an amazing OS.
  • +2 raves While I do know how, I'll let someone else tell you. I only request that you don't leave your pl... While I do know how, I'll let someone else tell you.
    I only request that you don't leave your playlist on autoplay, it is a major annoyance..
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  • +2 raves "What has the world come to..." really? I mean... really? This guy is the reason you're asking... "What has the world come to..." really? I mean... really?

    This guy is the reason you're asking the question?
    I'd say that question was more pertinent when The Final Solution was in effect and when they found out about Dr. Josef Mengele's, the Angel of Death, the Beautiful Devil, experiments in the concentration camps.
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