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About Me

All i can say is that my life is(n't) pretty plain.

I feel free to make fun of everything and everyone, with little to no reservations. I believe it's my right to either be able to make fun of everything/everyone or nothing/no-one at all.

I'd like to meet

Why don't you take a seat while I ponder that one.

Activities

Are things that include activity

FOT 'the next big thing' part 1 from alex dron on Vimeo.

Interests

Music, computers, comedy, cars that kind of stuff and what not.

Favorite Music

Metal, classic rock, hard rock, some alternative (but only a little), rock(but most of today's rock is crap), classical, jazz(instrumental only), comedy (like Weird Al, Cledus T. Judd, Richard Cheese, etc.), and more.

I hate rap, hip-hop, and screamo.
I tolerate country and I can't stand most pop.



10 Commandments of the D (thats Tenacious D for those of you who don't know)

1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Favorite TV Shows

The good shows. Ya know like, That 70's Show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Just Shoot Me, The Simpsons, Spin City(before Charlie Sheen, when it had Micheal J. Fox), The Drew Carey Show, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Reno 911, King of the Hill, The Man Show, Scrubs, Law and Order SVU, Futureweapons, Myth Busters, pretty much anything on the History Channel, a few things from Discovery, Dead Like Me, i'm sure there is alot more.

Favorite Movies

I don't have time for that.

Favorite Books

Ha... haha... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAAAAA... that was a good one.

No but seriously there aren't many books that I actually like to read.

Favorite Quotes

*If we knew the meaning of life, there would be nothing left to live for.

*(There will be...)An inevitable mystery of how it ends...

"When you do things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all."

"Right and wrong are just words, what matters is what you do."

"I saw the Grim Reaper, I kicked him in the stones, spit in his eye, and told him I ain't goin' yet."

"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."

"I am sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them when I get there."

"People shouldn't fear their governments, governments should fear their people."

"Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it."

"Anything worth taking seriously - is worth making fun of"

"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. "

"Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill... there's only an idea. Ideas are bullet proof."

"To know something is good, to do something is god."

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'..."

"...Beer before liquor, never sicker..."

"... and finally flush twice, its a long way to the cafeteria."

"What is a B.I.B.L.E., a B.I.B.L.E. is
B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth"

"Your parents teach you many assumptions, now when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME, and then you become a V.I.C.T.I.M., and what is a V.I.C.T.I.M., a V.I.C.T.I.M. has
V.icious &
I.nsidious
C.ognitions
T.hat
I.mpede
M.aturity"

"Victims often feel like they are NOWHERE, and we want to get from NOWHERE to NOW HERE, and to get from NOW HERE out of the state of NOWHERE, you need alot of
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
You understand? Whether your giving
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Or taking
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Your going to need alot of it."

"People often ask me, how do i deal with people who degrade me. Basically i look at them and say
B.e
L.oving &
O.pen
W.ith
M.y
E.motions
Yeah tell them this right to their face BLOWM is a good way to remember that, yeah, ba-lowm."

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  • AmericanVirus
  • Male
  • FL, US
  • 2007/12/12 01:08:29
  • 2013/02/15 17:42:19
  • 21
  • Single
  • Straight
  • Aquarius
  • Friendship
  • High School Graduate
  • Part-Time
  • Military
  • No
  • No
  • Someday
  • White/Caucasian
  • Average
  • 5 feet 11 inches