AmericanVirus
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Who I am and what I've become, where I am and where I belong, what I've seen and what I've done. What will happen when I'm gone.
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Chief Opinionator
likes & interests
About Me
All i can say is that my life is(n't) pretty plain.
I feel free to make fun of everything and everyone, with little to no reservations. I believe it's my right to either be able to make fun of everything/everyone or nothing/no-one at all.
I feel free to make fun of everything and everyone, with little to no reservations. I believe it's my right to either be able to make fun of everything/everyone or nothing/no-one at all.
I'd like to meet
Why don't you take a seat while I ponder that one.
Activities
Are things that include activity
Interests
Music, computers, comedy, cars that kind of stuff and what not.
Favorite Music
Metal, classic rock, hard rock, some alternative (but only a little), rock(but most of today's rock is crap), classical, jazz(instrumental only), comedy (like Weird Al, Cledus T. Judd, Richard Cheese, etc.), and more.
I hate rap, hip-hop, and screamo.
I tolerate country and I can't stand most pop.
10 Commandments of the D (thats Tenacious D for those of you who don't know)
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
I hate rap, hip-hop, and screamo.
I tolerate country and I can't stand most pop.
10 Commandments of the D (thats Tenacious D for those of you who don't know)
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
Favorite TV Shows
The good shows. Ya know like, That 70's Show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Just Shoot Me, The Simpsons, Spin City(before Charlie Sheen, when it had Micheal J. Fox), The Drew Carey Show, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Reno 911, King of the Hill, The Man Show, Scrubs, Law and Order SVU, Futureweapons, Myth Busters, pretty much anything on the History Channel, a few things from Discovery, Dead Like Me, i'm sure there is alot more.
Favorite Movies
I don't have time for that.
Favorite Books
Ha... haha... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAAAAA... that was a good one.
No but seriously there aren't many books that I actually like to read.
No but seriously there aren't many books that I actually like to read.
Favorite Quotes
*If we knew the meaning of life, there would be nothing left to live for.
*(There will be...)An inevitable mystery of how it ends...
"When you do things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all."
"Right and wrong are just words, what matters is what you do."
"I saw the Grim Reaper, I kicked him in the stones, spit in his eye, and told him I ain't goin' yet."
"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
"I am sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them when I get there."
"People shouldn't fear their governments, governments should fear their people."
"Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it."
"Anything worth taking seriously - is worth making fun of"
"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"
"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. "
"Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill... there's only an idea. Ideas are bullet proof."
"To know something is good, to do something is god."
"Eatin' ain't cheatin'..."
"...Beer before liquor, never sicker..."
"... and finally flush twice, its a long way to the cafeteria."
"What is a B.I.B.L.E., a B.I.B.L.E. is
B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth"
"Your parents teach you many assumptions, now when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME, and then you become a V.I.C.T.I.M., and what is a V.I.C.T.I.M., a V.I.C.T.I.M. has
V.icious &
I.nsidious
C.ognitions
T.hat
I.mpede
M.aturity"
"Victims often feel like they are NOWHERE, and we want to get from NOWHERE to NOW HERE, and to get from NOW HERE out of the state of NOWHERE, you need alot of
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
You understand? Whether your giving
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Or taking
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Your going to need alot of it."
"People often ask me, how do i deal with people who degrade me. Basically i look at them and say
B.e
L.oving &
O.pen
W.ith
M.y
E.motions
Yeah tell them this right to their face BLOWM is a good way to remember that, yeah, ba-lowm."
*(There will be...)An inevitable mystery of how it ends...
"When you do things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all."
"Right and wrong are just words, what matters is what you do."
"I saw the Grim Reaper, I kicked him in the stones, spit in his eye, and told him I ain't goin' yet."
"You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
"I am sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them when I get there."
"People shouldn't fear their governments, governments should fear their people."
"Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it."
"Anything worth taking seriously - is worth making fun of"
"What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"
"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. "
"Did you think to kill me? There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill... there's only an idea. Ideas are bullet proof."
"To know something is good, to do something is god."
"Eatin' ain't cheatin'..."
"...Beer before liquor, never sicker..."
"... and finally flush twice, its a long way to the cafeteria."
"What is a B.I.B.L.E., a B.I.B.L.E. is
B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth"
"Your parents teach you many assumptions, now when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME, and then you become a V.I.C.T.I.M., and what is a V.I.C.T.I.M., a V.I.C.T.I.M. has
V.icious &
I.nsidious
C.ognitions
T.hat
I.mpede
M.aturity"
"Victims often feel like they are NOWHERE, and we want to get from NOWHERE to NOW HERE, and to get from NOW HERE out of the state of NOWHERE, you need alot of
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
You understand? Whether your giving
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Or taking
C.larity
O.rganization
C.harm &
K.nowledge
Your going to need alot of it."
"People often ask me, how do i deal with people who degrade me. Basically i look at them and say
B.e
L.oving &
O.pen
W.ith
M.y
E.motions
Yeah tell them this right to their face BLOWM is a good way to remember that, yeah, ba-lowm."
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AmericanVirus
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2007/12/12 01:08:29
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21
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High School Graduate
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princessazzy
2013/02/12 22:45:39

i like your avatar its really pretty 
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me being me
2012/10/12 18:33:06


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me being me
2012/09/23 01:38:54


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Sean McDonald
2012/09/16 10:40:16

Thanks for the add
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Man_Bear_Pig
2012/08/20 03:11:56

I love Tenacious D!

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Katt
2012/07/18 05:52:26

Thank you for the friend request love, greatly appreciated.

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bubblez
2012/06/20 08:41:44

U sound pretty chill i this is weird. But do i havr long jair
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PonToki
2012/06/18 14:22:28

I like all your V for Vendetta quotes. :)
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Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL
2012/06/05 19:55:56


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Chanel
2012/05/30 17:49:15

Thank you for the friend request!

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Erin Innocent
2012/05/24 21:03:03

pretty good thnx
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Erin Innocent
2012/05/24 20:49:44

heyy
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Erin Innocent
2012/05/18 22:30:07

:) aww shanx
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Erin Innocent
2012/05/18 22:26:01

btw....i saw ur pic....ur pretty cute :0
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Erin Innocent
2012/05/18 22:21:50

thanks for the add :D
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sandra
2012/05/06 02:41:33
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thanks for the request new friend. http://greetings.flashscrap.c... 
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jules
2012/05/06 01:02:14

Thanks for the add and nice to know you!
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LOCO HOT COCO
2011/07/04 02:59:52

just finished shooting fireworks
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LOCO HOT COCO
2011/07/03 21:54:44

whats up
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LOCO HOT COCO
2011/07/03 18:44:31

hey 
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and np.....ttyl?
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