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I am an opinionated know it all. I am that guy that you hate to play Trivial Pursuit with. My Father calls me Warren (Short for War and Peace) because I am incapable of relaying thought in less than 200 words. Only Hemingway can use more words than me to answer even the most basic of questions. I fancy myself clever, but my wife would disagree. I am loyal to a fault until you cross me, and then I am capable of being the most vindictive prick in the universe. Really, I am a pretty strange cookie when it comes right down to it. I would say I am many layered like parfait, but some jackass already said that.

My Maker someday. Anyone with the same twisted sense of humor as me. The son of a bitch that stole my bike when I was 8. Pythagoras. The man who invented short division. A president that actually gave a shit. That hot red head from Mythbusters. Any of the captains from the show Deadliest Catch. Richard Prior. Gene Wilder, and 5 of the 7 voices in my head.

I love to cook, and have a passion for fine foods. I will try just about anything once. I enjoy playing chess and foisting my opinion off on unsuspecting strangers. Even though the milk of human kindness soured in my stomach years ago, I still enjoy practicing random acts of kindness. The older I get, though, the more I realize that no good deed goes unpunished. I love the New York Yankees. I detest everything Boston.

Everything from chopin to rage against the machine. I can listen to just about anything except today's music. The teen angst crap that is floating around the average radio station makes me want to puke, and today's hip hop/r&b; could only be less creative if it were written by Sea Lions. Here is just some of the shit that tickles my ear....


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Mythbusters, Deadliest catch, Sportscenter, just about anything on the History channel, the Law and Order series (all 3) , and of course, old school cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, etc.

Sports movies that are based in fact.....Seabiscuit, Rudy, Miracle, Remember the Titans
Fantasy....LOTR trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy (Yes trilogy, the other 3 were an abomoniation).
Death and destruction movies.....Black Hawk Down, 300, Gladiator.
Comedies.....Super Troopers, Grandma's Boy, Strange Wilderness.
Classics...Blazing Saddles, History of the World, Young frankenstein, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory

....and Rounders because Matt Damon got the shit kicked out of him in it.

5 people you meet in heaven - Mitch Albom
The Celestine Prophecy - James Reddfield
Bringing Down the House -- Ben Mezrich
Swedish Penis Pumps and you, this sort of thing is my bag baby, by Austin Powers.

Regular italian with lettuce, tomato, sweet peppers, oil and vinegar, and extra salt pepper and oregano.

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  • Ten Jobs That Pay 80K A Year: Which job will you take?

    +2 raves Male Prostitute....I can make $80K in 6 months. Male Prostitute....I can make $80K in 6 months.

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  • In the ultimate horror movie character battle,who do... In the ultimate horror movie character battle,who do you think would win between these guys? (more)

    +2 raves With all of the powers of Hell at his disposal....no contest. With all of the powers of Hell at his disposal....no contest.

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  • Stoners, Vegans and a Junky Elephant Conquer BitTorrent

    +2 raves Fuck right....I am super stoked to see that....It looks like a riot.

  • The Forest and the Trees

    +2 raves I agree. One point that is brought up in this that I myself am constantly harping on is "Whe... I agree. One point that is brought up in this that I myself am constantly harping on is "When the fuck did we become the police agency for the world?" Why is it our responsibility to spread democracy throughout the planet? If we could just adopt the policy of securing our borders and letting the rest of the world go to Hell, we would be a lot better off.

    If you were going to take on a gang, wouldn't it be easier to try to pick them off one at a time while they are spread all over a given city than it would be to march into the place that they all hang out in and try to take them on all at the same time? You would have to be either suicidal or retarded to try to take them on all at once. If we had all of our troops here at home, you couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun across the border. We would be the safest place in the world. Terrorists in the Middle East only hate us because we are occupying their Holy Land. If we want to end the war on terror, we could do it without firing a single shot. We could just pick up our marbles and come home. If we weren't fucking with them, they would leave us the Hell alone.

    The sad part is that I am an out of work mortgage broker with just a high school diploma and a year of college that I spent doing every drug I could lay hands on, and I have this figured out. The brain trust of 537 assholes that have a collective IQ equivilent to that of the common dog can't seem to wrap all 7 of their brain cells around this concept.

    Time for me to come down off of my soap box before my post gets longer than the blog. All we can hope for at this point is that I hit the lottery and end up with enough loot to run for office. Thanks for sharing, Sparks, and I am glad that the Anbesol worked for your daughter. At least one less American is in pain tonight. Wish I could say the same for the rest of us.     (more)

  • Advice needed: Did you have braces?

    +3 raves Anbesol or Orajel, and for a change, I am trying to be serious. Ice will only cause everything to... Anbesol or Orajel, and for a change, I am trying to be serious. Ice will only cause everything to contract and could quite possibly make things worse. Heat is probably a bas idea as well. They sell Orajel in these cool ass Q-tip looking things that have the medicine in them already. Worked like a champ for my wife when she had root canal.

    1/4 of one of Hubby's vicodin is probably ok too as long as she weights at least 80 pounds, but that is going to knock her on her ass.

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  • Bob Barr cuts federal spending, McCain and Obama inc... Bob Barr cuts federal spending, McCain and Obama increase it (more)

    +3 raves I like Mr. Barr's ideas, but not as much as I like Dr. Paul's. I am still writing in Ron ... I like Mr. Barr's ideas, but not as much as I like Dr. Paul's. I am still writing in Ron Paul.

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  • Is this the best Ron Paul speech? This is a 37 min... Is this the best Ron Paul speech? This is a 37 minute recent speech about the bail out and congress given by Ron Paul to the JBS...What do you think of what he says.... (more)

    +4 raves ....thank you..a truly heart felt thank you. I really appreciate you sharing that video with me. ... ....thank you..a truly heart felt thank you. I really appreciate you sharing that video with me. It has been a rough couple of weeks, and I have really been down with the "State of the Union" so to speak. It was the best 40 minutes I spent all week, and I have shared this link with several others since. I only have one question, and I will ask you to pardon my french in advance.....

    How in the fuck can any rational person listen to what he just said and not instantly appoint him president of the country forever?

    He is truly the only one that gets it, and it pisses me off that only a handful of us have that figured out. He has been reading my mind on how this country should be run. The more localized the government, the better it understands those that it is supposed to represent. That is not rocket science, yet he is the only one that is in a position to relinquish his power to better our country as a whole. that in and of itself should garner any rational person's vote. The fact that he would gladly give up the power that being the president allows for is all the more reason to believe that he is the right choice for the job.     (more)

  • Write-in Ron Paul or vote for Chuck Baldwin?

    +4 raves We need to have our voices heard. The only way for you to do that is to remain a registered repub... write-in ron paul

    We need to have our voices heard. The only way for you to do that is to remain a registered republican and write in Dr. Paul. The only way that we can make the RNC realize that we are not happy with their choice is to vote for who we really wanted as our nominee. Voting for Chuck Baldwin is not the answer. Voting for Ron Paul, the person that we wanted, is.

    I am not normally one for saying, "This is the answer that you need to take as gospel, and ignore the rest.", but in this case it is.

    Ron Paul endorsed Mr. Baldwin because Ron Paul is not running. Dr. Paul would have much sooner endorsed Dr. Paul than Mr. Baldwin.

    Make the republican national committee hear your voice. Vote for Ron Paul.

    I am not Ron Paul, and I approve this message.     (more)

  • What gaming character you rather have leading you in... What gaming character you rather have leading you into battle? (more)

    +2 raves Absolutely no questions asked. The baddest mother fucker on the planet. Blades of chaos gleaming ... Absolutely no questions asked. The baddest mother fucker on the planet. Blades of chaos gleaming with the blood of the wretched and the innocent alike. All shall fall to the God of War.

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  • Zombies have took over the world. Everything is in c... Zombies have took over the world. Everything is in complete chaos, which super hero would you like to teamed up with to battle the zombie hordes? (more)

    +4 raves In those types of very troubling times, there is only one dynamic duo to turn to....... ....bec... In those types of very troubling times, there is only one dynamic duo to turn to.......

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    ....because if you are baked enough, no one gives a shit if a zombie is eating your brain.     (more)
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