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I am an opinionated know it all. I am that guy that you hate to play Trivial Pursuit with. My Father calls me Warren (Short for War and Peace) because I am incapable of relaying thought in less than 200 words. Only Hemingway can use more words than me to answer even the most basic of questions. I fancy myself clever, but my wife would disagree. I am loyal to a fault until you cross me, and then I am capable of being the most vindictive prick in the universe. Really, I am a pretty strange cookie when it comes right down to it. I would say I am many layered like parfait, but some jackass already said that.

I'd like to meet:

My Maker someday. Anyone with the same twisted sense of humor as me. The son of a bitch that stole my bike when I was 8. Pythagoras. The man who invented short division. A president that actually gave a shit. That hot red head from Mythbusters. Any of the captains from the show Deadliest Catch. Richard Prior. Gene Wilder, and 5 of the 7 voices in my head.

Interests:

I love to cook, and have a passion for fine foods. I will try just about anything once. I enjoy playing chess and foisting my opinion off on unsuspecting strangers. Even though the milk of human kindness soured in my stomach years ago, I still enjoy practicing random acts of kindness. The older I get, though, the more I realize that no good deed goes unpunished. I love the New York Yankees. I detest everything Boston.

Favorite Music:

Everything from chopin to rage against the machine. I can listen to just about anything except today's music. The teen angst crap that is floating around the average radio station makes me want to puke, and today's hip hop/r&b; could only be less creative if it were written by Sea Lions. Here is just some of the shit that tickles my ear....


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Favorite TV Shows:

Mythbusters, Deadliest catch, Sportscenter, just about anything on the History channel, the Law and Order series (all 3) , and of course, old school cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, etc.

Favorite Movies:

Sports movies that are based in fact.....Seabiscuit, Rudy, Miracle, Remember the Titans
Fantasy....LOTR trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy (Yes trilogy, the other 3 were an abomoniation).
Death and destruction movies.....Black Hawk Down, 300, Gladiator.
Comedies.....Super Troopers, Grandma's Boy, Strange Wilderness.
Classics...Blazing Saddles, History of the World, Young frankenstein, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory

....and Rounders because Matt Damon got the shit kicked out of him in it.

Favorite Books:

5 people you meet in heaven - Mitch Albom
The Celestine Prophecy - James Reddfield
Bringing Down the House -- Ben Mezrich
Swedish Penis Pumps and you, this sort of thing is my bag baby, by Austin Powers.

Favorite Heroes:

Regular italian with lettuce, tomato, sweet peppers, oil and vinegar, and extra salt pepper and oregano.
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  • Friday night was a blast! But I did find this outback...Any ideas of who she is ?



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  • Is that a promise? Cause I dont like a clean doughboy...I like 'em a little dirty.....

    inside joke Pictures, Images and Photos

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  • Interesting name change =D

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