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Locker Midget

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I'm a hyperactive person with emo like qualities.....

WEIRD PEOPLE! just like me!

that's classyfied....as in I don' HAVE any(unless you count school)

GREENDAYGREENDAYGREENDAYGREEN...
Oh yeah I also like Green Day

Family Guy LMAO

Harry Potter movies TOTALLY

Twilight Saga, House of Night Novels, Vampire Academy Series.......VAMPIRE BOOKS OK!!! god

Billie Joe Armstrong:
'Live freaky! Die freaky!'
'A guy walks up to me and asks "What's punk?". So I kick over a garbage can "That's punk!". So he kicks over a garbage can and says "That's punk?". And I say "No, that's trendy!"'
'School is practice for fututre life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect so why practice?'
'It's my fucking life, and you know what? Nobody invited you...so there's the door'
'I'm still wearing the pants I had in eleventh grade.'
'I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today.'
'No ones really happy anyway, it's not human.'
'All saints are gonna be there? Tre you might get laid!'
'Hey you wanna have sex and get married? OK then...works every time!'
'After 30 minutes of watching TV you believe you're on drugs. They're perfect in trying to turn you into nothing more than mindless consumers. For example there is a melancholic movie on and right after they send advertising for mood elevators and the people will but it's because we are so conditioned to consume!'
Tre Cool:
'It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.'
'It's not how you pick your nose it's where you put the booger that counts.'
'They should legalize pot. Do it! DO IT!'
'I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.'
'It's only funny 'til someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.'
'Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, pass it to you're friend!'
'Some day dogs will take over the world!'
'Mmmm...you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?'
'ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACINO!!!'
'No man can eat 50 eggs.'
Mike Dirnt:
'I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.'
'I draw most of my religious beliefs from Star Wars.'
'Opinions are like assholes, everybodys got one!'
Emo Buddy:
'What now?'
"WORKING FOR THAT VARSITY SPOT! YEAH!'
'OH YEAH!'
Hawkman:
'OH BUNNY!'
'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Pocket Goth:
'If I found Billie Joe Armstrong in my tampon bag I would keep him to myself, lock him in a cage, and poke him with guy-liner.'
'trevor sand must die...trevor sand must die...trevor sand must DIE...tREVOR sAND MUST DIE...Waldo Buddy must die
Me:
'Waldo Buddy can I have some gum there's like...CRAP in my braces!'
'OMGOD I found Tre Cool in my tampon bag!'

THE KOOL-AID GUY!!!!

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