Jeff Murray
"A feather is kinky... the whole chicken is perverted"Profile
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- Male
- Canada
Passionate
- Single
- June 22
- Straight
- Cancer
- Some College
- Yes
- No
- Atheist
- Someday
- Other
- Other
- Athletic
- 5 feet 10 inches
About Me
Im very easy going, but remember that Im a cancer. I dont feel much but what I do feel, I feel strongly about. Im a hard person to bother with almost infinite patience. Im down for whatever comes heading my way and will back down from no challenge, My fears are limited and my ambitions are many and I keep good company. At first Im pretty shy, but tend to be the first to warm up to someone and break the ice. Im a hopeless romantic, but still love to be raunchy. Im very open about sex being raised by french canadians and I think nudity should be encouraged.
Anything more detailing than that is boring. I work all day laying pipe (true story) 7 days a week and I usually am too tired to do much else but puff a jay and wind down. Fun only comes when the job is over and I get time off between jobs.
Anything more detailing than that is boring. I work all day laying pipe (true story) 7 days a week and I usually am too tired to do much else but puff a jay and wind down. Fun only comes when the job is over and I get time off between jobs.
Jesus, my mexican penpal (pronounced Hey-zeus) and anyone worth meeting... thats you reading this!
Too many to list, I just like to have fun. Dangerous things are fun, anything that gives an adrenaline kick Im pretty much a junkie for. Love things like bungee jumping, rock climbing and sky diving.
Whatever seems interesting.
My ipod would crack you up its got the oddest mixes. NOFX meets frank sinatra with slayer headbutting some CCR and Jay-z inviting Marley to blaze with the presidents of the usa and sublime. Theres a shit ton more, but I figured I covered a pretty wide range of genres there for you to fill in the blanks with.
How i Met your mother, My name is earl, Heroes, any and all discovery programs like Dirty jobs, real big things, mythbusters, etc etc. Anything that my brain can absorve and annoy others with like robot chicken, family guy and Manswers
Anything original is kosher for me, I have no interest in any movie title that has a 2,3,4,5,6 or any other number implying a sequel. It usually means your getting the same thing just a little more of it. I like fresh ideas. The first matrix for example was awesome, lost interest in 2 and 3 because the idea was no longer original... see where im going? There are a few exceptions. Anything Kevin Smith is nothing short of godly as with Guy Ritchie. I love a movie I can bust a gut to over a movie with big explossions. I prefer plot over special effects and humour over everything else.
The Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Ender's Game series and paralel series Ender's Shadow - Orson Scott Card (Best books Ive ever read)
Wheel of time - Robert Jordan (Im pissed he died w/o finishing series)
Foundation Series - Isaac Asimov
Mason's Rats (short story collections) - Neal Asher
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe - Jordan Adams (Most mind twisting book Ive read, a must for acid heads)
If I didnt mention it it is because it hasnt stood out and changed a part of my perspective on life like these titles have.(Especially Ender's Game, Altruism is a lost mentality nowadays. A must read for everyone)
Ender's Game series and paralel series Ender's Shadow - Orson Scott Card (Best books Ive ever read)
Wheel of time - Robert Jordan (Im pissed he died w/o finishing series)
Foundation Series - Isaac Asimov
Mason's Rats (short story collections) - Neal Asher
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe - Jordan Adams (Most mind twisting book Ive read, a must for acid heads)
If I didnt mention it it is because it hasnt stood out and changed a part of my perspective on life like these titles have.(Especially Ender's Game, Altruism is a lost mentality nowadays. A must read for everyone)
-A broken clock is right twice a day.
-Theres only two things that come out of texas...
-Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
-Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're only fun till your friends catch you
-The easiest way to make money is to start your own religion
-Theres only two things that come out of texas...
-Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
-Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're only fun till your friends catch you
-The easiest way to make money is to start your own religion
Everyday heroes.
-The man who provides for his family
-The woman ensuring good health in others
-The Firemen, Police and Search and Rescue for putting themselves at risk
-All the medical personal making efforts to make miracles happen daily
-All the researchers looking for cures or advances in everyday living making things easier for the rest of us
-And finally my mother and father for putting up with so much of my bullshit!
-The man who provides for his family
-The woman ensuring good health in others
-The Firemen, Police and Search and Rescue for putting themselves at risk
-All the medical personal making efforts to make miracles happen daily
-All the researchers looking for cures or advances in everyday living making things easier for the rest of us
-And finally my mother and father for putting up with so much of my bullshit!
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+3 raves I love how #5 caught on to his own mistake. All of them were laugh-worthy, but the fact that he w... I love how #5 caught on to his own mistake. All of them were laugh-worthy, but the fact that he was horrified imediately after took the cake for me. Funny stuff! (more)
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have u ever tried microwaving a blown up baloon? i h... have u ever tried microwaving a blown up baloon? i have...not a pretty sight lol so what im asking is have u ever done such a thing and what wuz it that u did it with? :) (more)
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DON'T DO THIS TO ME, MURRAY!!! MURRAY!!!!!!! DRAT!! SOME DAY I SHALL BE AVENGED!!!
Awww good night lol.
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LOL AWESOME.
LET'S YELL AT EACH OTHER!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WAY TO PASS THE TIME.
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Yes. Yes it is. >:D
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LMFAO!!
I remember that, wait what movie is that from?
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Awww lol.
No one wants to know me. XD
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Lol true.
I like to do things that add to my ambiguity. :O
People don't know me. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! ?
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Wtf?
YOU AREN'T MAKING SENSE!!!
Okay okay, I haven't seen Spaceballs in a while, is that a Spaceballs reference? XD
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What in the name of Captain Batman is a this schwartz you are referring to? Lol.
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Your right.
I shouldn't question the things you post. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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"Fuck yeah LOMO."
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Ashley Ni...
aww i wish i could tell ya, but i dunno! mine didnt work forever... then it just did one day. lol
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Ashley Ni...
i am sorry dear. but i am seriously falling asleep sitting up. lol
it was good to chat for a minute, i will talk to you tomorrow.
night!
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lol! Well, I'm glad that you find my profile so amusing. F'in Hello Kitty... LOL!
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lol okie dokie smokie!