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Joss Whedon
Michael Fassbender
Bill Murray
Wes Anderson
Edward Norton
Scarlett Johansson
Steven Moffat
Martin Freeman
Mark Gattis
Charlie McDonnel
Alex Day
Tom Hiddleston
Robert Downey Jr.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Chris Nolan
Stephen Hawking

TV shows
Movies
Reading
Writing
Music
Friends/Family
Sports

Cinema
Books
Space

U2
The Beatles
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Peter Gabriel
The Police
ELO
Duran Duran
The Cure
The Cars
Journey
Disney
The Smashing Pumpkins
Sinead O'Conner
Elvis
Classic Rock/classical/good music
TV/movie soundtracks:
Once More With Feeling
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
(500) Days of Summer
Lord of the Rings
Sunshine
Gladiator

Chopin
Hans Zimmer
John Murphy

Sherlock BBC
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Firefly
Angel
Battlestar Galactica
Supernatural
Scrubs
Game of Thrones
Doctor Who
Modern Family
How I Met Your Mother
New Girl
Friday Night Lights
Veronica Mars
Jericho
LOST

V for Vendetta
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Serenity
Princess Mononoke
The Avengers
Shaun of the Dead
Children of Men
(500) Days of Summer
Inglorious Basters
The Last of the Mohicans
28 Days Later
The Thing
Harry Potter
Gladiator
The Little Mermaid
Tangled
Toy Story
Space Documentaries
Contact
A LOT more

The Mortal Instruments
Harry Potter
The Giver
Gathering Blue
Hunger Games
Zombie Survival Guide
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Fablehaven
The Land of Elyon
Lord of the Rings
The Series of Unfortunate Events
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Inheritance Cycle
Fanfiction ;D

Don't make me destroy you!!!
-Darth Vader
Buffy: [about Spike] It's different. He's different. He has a soul now... What?
Angel: That's great! Everyone's got a soul now.
Buffy: He'll make a difference.
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having-a-soul. Before it was... all the cool new thing.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel: I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. Are you just gonna come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?
Angel: Aha! [points] Boyfriend!
"I'm not an owl!!!"
-Hermione, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"I have Swimmer's Ear"
"I have shin splints"
"Get out of my head!!!"
"I cleaned it."
-Andrew
Buffy: Come tonight or we'll make her a meal.
Xander: They're going to cook her dinner?... Forget I said that.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate
-Interpol, "Evil"
"I understand human emotions, but I myself
I laugh in the face of danger, then hide till it goes away.
-Xander
Buffy VS Edward
Following up on the tip from Oz's werewolf contacts, Buffy climbs in the window of recent Sunnydale High transfer student BELLA SWAN to discover EDWARD CULLEN, a vampire, watching the girl as she sleeps. Edward, apparent-age 17, is impossibly beautiful, with angular features and marble-like skin that sparkles.

BUFFY: Whoa. Turn it down there, Tinkerbell.

EDWARD: Shhh! You'll wake my darling Isabella!

BUFFY: Right. Sorry. It's just you really ought to take the batteries out. Somebody might mistake you for a Christmas tree.

EDWARD: I'm sorry. It's my vampire skin. It sparkles in the sun or the bright light of the moon.

BUFFY: Uh-huh.

EDWARD: I'm serious! That's why I can't go out during the day.

BUFFY: That and the bursting into flames thing.

EDWARD: No, really. It's just the sparkle.

BUFFY: Hey, I hate to break it to you, but real vampires don't sparkle. I should know. I have the t-shirt.

EDWARD: Who are you?

BUFFY: Name's Buffy. I'm a vampire slayer. I mean, it's not who I am, or anything. It's just what I do. Girl's gotta have a hobby, you know?

EDWARD: I don't allow Bella to have hobbies. She might get hurt.

BUFFY WAVES HER STAKE AT EDWARD AND BELLA, WHO IS STILL ASLEEP.

BUFFY: So what is this, you just like to play with your food before you eat it?

EDWARD: What? Oh! No! I love Bella. I could never drink her blood! Even though it is the sweetest blood I've ever smelled...No, I just like to watch her sleep.

BUFFY: Sure. And after a little watching, there'll be the 'sucky-sucky.' Wait--scratch that. You know what I mean.

EDWARD: No--you don't understand. I don't drink human blood. I drink rats' blood. I'm a vegetarian.

BUFFY: Um, I don't think you understand the 'veggie' part of that equation.

EDWARD: It's a joke.

BUFFY: Uh-huh. All right, Bunnicula. Step away from the damsel and let's do this.

EDWARD: But Bella needs my p rotection! She'll hurt herself terribly if I'm not there to protect her.

BUFFY: Riiiight. Seriously, not even Riley was this lame. [SHE STEPS CLOSER.] Wait a minute. I know you. Don't we have chem lab together?

EDWARD: Yes. That's where I met the love of my life.

BUFFY: How old are you?

EDWARD: 108 years old.

BUFFY: And you still go to high school? What are you, a masochist or something?

EDWARD: I still look seventeen. I'm trying to fit in.

BUFFY: Ever heard of homeschooling? The GED? Honestly, if I was immortal I don't think I'd be too concerned about truancy.

EDWARD: Maybe I just like sharing my knowledge and experience with young people.

BUFFY: Yeah. Somehow I don't think you're at Sunnydale High to head up the Junior Achievement program. All right. Let's go.

EDWARD: Wait! I'm a lover, not a fighter!

BUFFY: Me too. But you know what they say: stakes don't kill vampires; girls with stakes kill vampires. Mr. Sparkly, meet Mr. Pointy.

BUFFY STAKES EDWARD, AND HE EXPLODES INTO DUST. THE SOUND WAKES BELLA, THE GIRL SLEEPING IN THE BED.

BELLA: Huh? What's going on?

BUFFY: Just a bad dream, sweetheart. [HANDS HER A CARD] I run a support group called Vampire-Lovers Anonymous. We meet Thursday afternoons at 4:30 in the Sunnydale High Library. Drop by sometime.

BUFFY CLIMBS OUT THE WINDOW, LEAVING A BEWILDERED BELLA STARING AT THE CARD.

Joss Whedon
Carl Sagan
Stephen Hawking
Chris Nolan
Bono Vox
J.K Rowling
Martin Luther Jr.
Sherlock Holmes
Lance Armstrong
Any brave, selfless people