I hope to be a writer one day. I'm half Scottish which is something that I'm very proud of (and slightly obsessed with) but I'm also part German, Native American, Dutch and Irish. I'm from Massachusetts (Worcester) but I grew up in Kentucky and I've lived all over the place. Now, normally this is the part where people put something to the tune of, "Oh, I'm a no-holds-barred kinda girl. I won't take any shit from you and I will tell you if I don't agree with you". Well, since thats not really me, I'm just gonna say this: If you want to be my friend, I'll be your friend. If you want to insult me and call me of my best friend names, I'll probably argue with you for a minute and then go away and forget I ever met you. And I inject my twisted sense of humor into everything I do. If I type something that sounds strange, I'm probably kidding.....probably. And, as an added note, My Best Friend in the entire world is Cassie, (who is also on here) and we have a tendency to sound like Baffoons, just go along with it...

Everyone in My Chem, Amy Lee, Zooey Deschanel, Marie Antionette, Florence Nightingale, Sally Sparrow, David Tennant, Catherine Tate, and tons of others...

Writing, reading, watching t.v., freaking out in stores, talking on the phone, talking to my family, trying to teach my cats to speak, staring at my calendar to make the days move faster, avoiding children and, oh, did I mention writing? Its the love of my life.

Writing, reading, Psychology, Death, life, pain, black hair, comically large hats, dogs that bark at people they know, mothers, fathers, prison, t.v., fishtanks, watching laundry spin around at the laundry mat, groceries, trees, snow, mail, love, blogs and everything else in the entire world. Oh, and my dream of one day playing Mrs. Lovett from "Sweeney Todd" on stage....but, yeah, I also have a 'dream' that I'll one day wake up as a vampire...the two are just about as likely.

My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Muse, The Vincent Black Shadow, The Academy is..., Paramore, The Strokes, The Beatles, Green Day, Madina Lake, Jimmy Eat World, She and Him, Panic! At the Disco, New Year's Day, Linkin Park, Garbage, The Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, The Supremes, Aerosmith, Three Day's Grace, The Smashing Pumpkins, Queen, Pink, Frank Sinatra and Music from Musicals like Sweeny Todd and Cabaret.

Smallville, Doctor Who, Black Books (The funniest show in the history of television), True Blood, Ghost Hunters, Psych, Bones, Supernatural, Family Guy, Futurama, Friends, Will and Grace, The Whitest Kids you Know, How I met your mother, The Catherine Tate Show, Masters of Horror, Pushing Daisies, Gilmore Girls, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Ab-Fab...

Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hollow, Clue, The Nightmare before Christmas, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Resident Evil movies, Silent Hill, Cabaret, Titanic, All the Superman movies, Romy and Michelle's Highschool reunion, Marie Antionette,
Dracula Dead and Loving it, 27 Dresses (I know, I know), Some Like it Hot, Hard Day's Night...

"Twilight" and the whole series by Stephenie Meyer. "The death and Life of Superman", by Roger Stern. All Jane Austen books, The "In Death" series by J.D. Robb, "Jane Eyre", by Charlotte Bronte' and "Wuthering Heights", by Emily Bronte, and Stephen Kings books, and Edgar Allen Poe as well...

"Hey, I know what sex is like",
- Cassie H. On going to a concert.

"And hey, if this art stuff is too rich for your blood, maybe go help out at the soup kitchen for an hour or two this year. Or bake a pie for your doorman. Everybody likes pie, and those who don't like pie still like knowing there's someone out there who cares about them enough to make them a pie",
- Amy Lee

Gerard: "I don't like quarters being thrown at me."
Mikey: "Throw nickels at him instead, dude. He won't care as much."

Gerard:So, there’s been a lot of talk about us being a part of an ‘emo death cult.’ Well, I guess you’re in on the secret!
At the Y101, Snowball 2006 Concert in VA

Gerard:Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!
When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV

Gerard:We're going to turn the lights down real low now, not because we don't think your pretty, or because we don't respect you....
Wembley Arena 3/29/07 before doing Ghost Of You

"I have a therapist, we hang out, talk about Lord of the Rings... that's what happens actually..."  -Gerard


We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?" -Gerard Onstage at Worcester, Mass. on 5/8/07


"We are My Chemical Romance and we come from New Jersey, where we shoot motherfuckers like you!"  - Gerard


"You know what? Eff it, I'm gonna go with superman then. 'Cause he made me feel shitty about superman."  - Bob


Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!"
~ Dylan Moran on breakups, were people not lying


It's a fantastic religion, it makes absolutely no demands upon you at all. That's why it's not a great religion, all great religions are built on shame. You don't have any of that if you're Protestant. You go to church, sing a few hymns, have a cup of tea, everybody goes home and has a wank.
~Dylan Moran On Protestantism

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff."  - The Doctor


"Back in 2005, when I was Christopher Eccleston, we saw one of the largest increases on record, of CO2 in the atmosphere. Unless we keep the rise in global temperature to under 2 degrees, by the time I'm Daniel Radcliffe or wee Jimmy Crankie, I won't be able to save the planet" - David Tennant 


"To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive."  - Jane AustenNorthanger Abbey (1817)


"Yes," I answered you last night;"No," this morning, Sir, I say.Colours seen by candlelight,Will not look the same by day. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning


"I like to be called master, especially by people called Layla..."  - David Tennant


Gus: Don't you watch the news? Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.  - Psych


Brennan: (in Dr. Goodman's face) Bones don't just disappear. I thought this was a secure facility. You assured me this was a secure facility. I could be working at Stanford, you know? This never would've happened at Stanford! Goodman: We spend three-quarters of a million annually on security! Brennan: Obviously that's not enough. (Booth comes in) I want my bones! Did you find my bones? Booth: Ooh, maybe you just want to, you know, chill a little? Brennan: Chill? Booth: Yeah, you know, take a pill? Brennan: Listen, dude, my lab was violated, my bones were stolen, so I think I'll remain warm for a little while longer.  - Bones

Billy Gibbons: Always play it in the key of G Demolished.
Hodgins: I...don't know what that means.
- Bones

Carla: "Are you familiar with the term 'delusions of grandeur?"
Janitor: "Yes, I believe I coined that phrase".
-Scrubs

"When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end" - Twilight


"I didn't relate well to people my age. Maybe the truth was that I didn't relate well to people, period. Even my mother, who I was closer to than anyone else on the planet, was never in harmony with me, never on exactly the same page. Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain. But the cause didn't matter. All that mattered was the effect. And tomorrow would be just the beginning". - Twilight


"I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." -Edward, New Moon


Lauren: Sir?
Mr Logan: Yeah?
Lauren: Are you English, Sir?
Mr Logan: No, I'm Scottish.
Lauren: So you ain't English, then?
Mr Logan: No, I'm British.
Lauren: So you ain't English, then?
Mr Logan: No, I'm not, but as you can see, I do speak English.
Lauren: But I can't understand what you're sayin', Sir.
Mr Logan: Well, clearly you can.
Lauren: Sorry, are you talkin' Scottish now?
Mr Logan: [agitated.] No, I'm talking English.
Lauren: Right. Don't sound like it.
Mr Logan: Okay, whatever you want. Now! Let's get on with Shakespeare.
Lauren: I don't think you're qualified to teach us English.
Mr Logan: I am perfectly qualified to teach English.
Lauren: I don't think you are, though.
Mr Logan: You don't have to be English to teach it.
Lauren: Right, have we got double English or double Scottish?
Mr Logan: [beat.] Is your name Lauren Cooper, by any chance?
Lauren: Yeah. Why?
Mr Logan: Your reputation preceeds you.
Lauren: Innit, though?
- Comic Relief with David Tennant and Catherine Tate

Jonathan Harker: [Entering Lucy's crypt and seeing her body] Oh, God... she's dead now.
Van Helsing: No, she's not!
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu!
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
- Dracula: Dead and loving it

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son,
the jaws that bite and claws that scratch" - Through the looking glass


[A little boy in pyjamas walks into the room while Bernard is talking with his friend Gerald]
Gerald: [To Bernard] Oh, you remember Jimbo, don't you?
Bernard: I'm not sure... [to Jimbo] What do you do?
Gerald: No, he's our son.
Bernard: Oh thank god. I thought you had a disease! Oh, this is a child!
- Black Books

Bernard: [To Fran] You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I'm the Renaissance. She'll think I've lied! I've had to go along with all this "reclusive genius" stuff. She's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm just a reclusive wanker!
-Black Books

Customer: Look, there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.
Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.
-Black Books

Fran: You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away.
Bernard: Do they, do they? That must be why they're such a dominant global power.
-Black Books

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-Douglas Adams 'The Restaurant at the end of the Universe'

"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"
-The man in the Shack 'The restaurant at the end of the Universe'

"Hey, I've been in a firefight before!....Well, I was in a fire.....actually, I was fired, from a fry cook opportunity",
-Wash from 'Firefly'.


Quotes from Growing Up Cullen, which is a very funny Twilight parody:

"I'M PERFECTING MY ART!!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING BESIDES BEING FILTHY?"
- Edward to Emmett

"Edward, Esme said I should say sorry. So sorry. Also, this music makes me want to die. Again",
- Emmett to Edward

" I found the girl I am going to ea-marry! She smelled delicious. Like Bacon! I almost savaged her in front of the kids! No one has ever felt this way!"
-Edward

"Why is this woman sleeping with the pool boy? What could he offer her? He can't make more than $22,000 a year. That will not support her. I am suspicious of their alleged love",
-Edward

"That Mike kid is, as you might say, a dick"
-Edward

"That dress is vile. Only a fallen women would wear such a garment",
-Edward

"Oprah would not tolerate such behavior!"
-Edward

"Father!! We must have Bella tested at once! Emmett has put her life at risk! He is an uncaring, careless beast!"
-Edward


"Her and Charlie are probably speaking ill of our family right this moment!"
Edward to Emmett about Bella

Everyone in My Chemical Romance, Amy Lee, Superman, Supergirl, Jane Austen, Florence Nightingale, Marie Antionette, Catherine the Great, My family, Cassie, The Doctor ;)
Eve Dallas, Stephanie Plum, Lois Lane, My Gran (She rocks), Edward Cullen...and other fictional characters....

AMY LEE: