I hope to be a writer one day. I'm half Scottish which is something that I'm very proud of but I'm also part German, Native American, Dutch and Irish. I'm from Massachusetts (Worcester) but I grew up in Kentucky and I've lived all over the place. Now, normally this is the part where people put something to the tune of, "Oh, I'm a no-holds-barred kinda girl. I won't take any shit from you and I will tell you if I don't agree with you". Well, since thats not really me, I'm just gonna say this: If you want to be my friend, I'll be your friend. If you want to insult me and call me of my best friend names, I'll probably argue with you for a minute and then go away and forget I ever met you. And I inject my twisted sense of humor into everything I do. If I type something that sounds strange, I'm probably kidding.....probably. And, as an added note, My Best Friend in the entire world is Cassie, (who is also on here) and we have a tendency to sound like Baffoons, just go along with it...

Everyone in My Chem, Amy Lee, Cassie Ford, William Beckett, Zooey Deschanel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Marie Antionette, Florence Nightingale, Sally Sparrow and tons of others...

Writing, reading, watching t.v., freaking out in stores, talking on the phone, talking to my family....raising all eight of my kids...haha I joke....

Writing, reading, Psychology, Death, life, pain, black hair, comically large hats, dogs that bark at people they know, mothers, fathers, prison, t.v., fishtanks, watching laundry spin around at the laundry mat, groceries, trees, snow, mail, love, blogs and everything else in the entire world.

My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Muse, The Vincent Black Shadow, The Academy is..., Paramore, The Strokes, The Beatles, Green Day, Madina Lake and others the follow the same suit.<br/>>>>><A href="http:www.blingyblo... target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com<br>

Smallville, Doctor Who, Ghost Hunters, Psych, Bones, Supernatural, Family Guy, Futurama, Friends, Will and Grace, The Whitest Kids you Know, How I met your mother, The Catherine Tate Show, Masters of Horror...

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Resident Evil movies, Silent Hill, Cabaret, Titanic, All the Superman movies, Romy and Michelle's Highschool reunion, Marie Antionette, Matilda....

"Twilight" and the whole series by Stephenie Meyer. "The death and Life of Superman", by Roger Stern. All Jane Austen books, The "In Death" series by J.D. Robb, "Jane Eyre", by Charlotte Bronte' and "Wuthering Heights", by Emily Bronte, and Stephen Kings books, and Edgar Allen Poe as well...

Gerard: "I don't like quarters being thrown at me."
Mikey: "Throw nickels at him instead, dude. He won't care as much."

Gerard:So, there’s been a lot of talk about us being a part of an ‘emo death cult.’ Well, I guess you’re in on the secret!
At the Y101, Snowball 2006 Concert in VA

Gerard:Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!
When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV

Gerard:We're going to turn the lights down real low now, not because we don't think your pretty, or because we don't respect you....
Wembley Arena 3/29/07 before doing Ghost Of You



"I have a therapist, we hang out, talk about Lord of the Rings... that's what happens actually..."  -Gerard

"Oh you see good sir, I don't need that shoe, for I already have two, right here." - Gerard after a fan threw a show on stage.


We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?" -Gerard Onstage at Worcester, Mass. on 5/8/07


"We are My Chemical Romance and we come from New Jersey, where we shoot motherfuckers like you!"  - Gerard


"You know what? Eff it, I'm gonna go with superman then. 'Cause he made me feel shitty about superman."  - Bob


Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!"
~ Dylan Moran on breakups, were people not lying

"Chocolate bread! That's how they start the day. It's only going to escalate from there. By lunchtime you're fucking everybody you know. I was in Paris recently - they are very good at pleasure. I was walking by a bakery - a boulangerie, which is fun to go into and to say, even - and I went in, a childish desire to get a cake - "Give me one of those chocolate guys," I said - and I was talking to someone on the street, took a bite... I had to tell them to go away! This thing! I wanted to book a room with it. "Where are you from, what kind of music are you into? Come on!" Proper, serious pleasure. Because they know they're gonna die. Nobody goes to church. You think, we're gonna die, make a fucking nice cake.
~ Dylan Moran on the French attitude to life

And they say that after people make love there's a kind of melancholia that descends; la petite mort, you know, the little death. Well, I'm here to tell you, after a romantic night in with yourself, there's a very acute sensation of failed suicide.
- Dylan Moran

There's just something about Germans; You can listen to a nice, young, affable German fellow and he'll be saying things like" Vell Ja, dis is a critical time for Germany now, economically we are good, but ve have been better. Ve are investing a lot in ze arts, and emerging globally...." and you'll be there listening, thinking "Mmm, Yeah, mmm... Hitler... mm yeah, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler...
~ Dylan Moran On Germany

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California. There's a perfectly ordinary English sentence. How did that happen!? Do you know how that happened? Cause I’ll tell you. Do you know how he got into that position; he got there by lifting things. Now, you and me, we avoid lifting things. It's unpleasant, especially heavy things. Even a five year old child knows this. He'll go "No haha, fuck it no, I'll go and stick Lego up my arse, I'm not doing that, no no". He took a different approach. He lifted the heavy ... and you know, you lift something if you have to. Piano falls on granny, you lift the piano… ’cause granny has mixed feelings about the whole situation. Sunday lunch continues. He didn't do any of that. He went over to the heavy thing, and lifted it, and put it back down and didn't move it anywhere ... and then he did it again, hundreds of times, and he said to people who stopped to observe this aberrant behaviour, "Look how good I am ... at lifting the heavy thing, in my underpants." Now that may seem a little dim. But it was they, who said "You’re the man. You're the one we want to deal with immigration, and water rates, and taxes, and all that kinda shit. But wait, what we need to know is how bad was his predecessor at that job? This must've been someone who came to work covered in children's blood every morning.
~ Dylan Moran On California's governor

It's a fantastic religion, it makes absolutely no demands upon you at all. That's why it's not a great religion, all great religions are built on shame. You don't have any of that if you're Protestant. You go to church, sing a few hymns, have a cup of tea, everybody goes home and has a wank.
~Dylan Moran On Protestantism

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff."  - The Doctor


"Back in 2005, when I was Christopher Eccleston, we saw one of the largest increases on record, of CO2 in the atmosphere. Unless we keep the rise in global temperature to under 2 degrees, by the time I'm Daniel Radcliffe or wee Jimmy Crankie, I won't be able to save the planet" - David Tennant 


"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal". -  Jane Austen

"To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive."  - Jane AustenNorthanger Abbey (1817)


"Yes," I answered you last night;"No," this morning, Sir, I say.Colours seen by candlelight,Will not look the same by day. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning


"I like to be called master, especially by people called Layla..."  - David Tennant


Security Guard: How the hell did you two get in here? You're coming with me. Gus: I don't think so! Shawn: [flashing badge] BAM! Say it with me: Vis-i-tors bittttchhhh! Gus: Do something. I dare you! Security Guard: I'll be watching you. Shawn: We'll be gettin' watched!  - Psych (T.V. show on USA)


Gus: Don't you watch the news? Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.  - Psych


Brennan: (in Dr. Goodman's face) Bones don't just disappear. I thought this was a secure facility. You assured me this was a secure facility. I could be working at Stanford, you know? This never would've happened at Stanford! Goodman: We spend three-quarters of a million annually on security! Brennan: Obviously that's not enough. (Booth comes in) I want my bones! Did you find my bones? Booth: Ooh, maybe you just want to, you know, chill a little? Brennan: Chill? Booth: Yeah, you know, take a pill? Brennan: Listen, dude, my lab was violated, my bones were stolen, so I think I'll remain warm for a little while longer.  - Bones

Billy Gibbons: Always play it in the key of G Demolished.
Hodgins: I...don't know what that means.
- Bones

"When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end" - Twilight


"I didn't relate well to people my age. Maybe the truth was that I didn't relate well to people, period. Even my mother, who I was closer to than anyone else on the planet, was never in harmony with me, never on exactly the same page. Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain. But the cause didn't matter. All that mattered was the effect. And tomorrow would be just the beginning". - Twilight


Edward Cullen: "Let's you and I not push poor Mike any further this week. We don't want him to snap." His eyes danced; he was enjoying the idea more than he should.
Bella Swan: "Mike-schmike." I muttered, preoccupied by the way he'd said "you and I." I liked it more than I should.


"I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." -Edward, New Moon


Lauren: Sir?
Mr Logan: Yeah?
Lauren: Are you English, Sir?
Mr Logan: No, I'm Scottish.
Lauren: So you ain't English, then?
Mr Logan: No, I'm British.
Lauren: So you ain't English, then?
Mr Logan: No, I'm not, but as you can see, I do speak English.
Lauren: But I can't understand what you're sayin', Sir.
Mr Logan: Well, clearly you can.
Lauren: Sorry, are you talkin' Scottish now?
Mr Logan: [agitated.] No, I'm talking English.
Lauren: Right. Don't sound like it.
Mr Logan: Okay, whatever you want. Now! Let's get on with Shakespeare.
Lauren: I don't think you're qualified to teach us English.
Mr Logan: I am perfectly qualified to teach English.
Lauren: I don't think you are, though.
Mr Logan: You don't have to be English to teach it.
Lauren: Right, have we got double English or double Scottish?
Mr Logan: [beat.] Is your name Lauren Cooper, by any chance?
Lauren: Yeah. Why?
Mr Logan: Your reputation preceeds you.
Lauren: Innit, though?
- Comic Relief with David Tennant and Catherine Tate

Jonathan Harker: [Entering Lucy's crypt and seeing her body] Oh, God... she's dead now.
Van Helsing: No, she's not!
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu!
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
- Dracula: Dead and loving it

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son,
the jaws that bite and claws that scratch" - Through the looking glass

"There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? is it snowing? is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!! " - Willy Wonka

"Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." - Willy Wonka

Manny: I thought you were, actually. Gay, I mean.
Bernard: So did I, for a bit. Then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygeine. And all that dancing! - Black Books

Bernard: No one is willing to admit that wine doesn't actually have a taste.
Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
Bernard: Some sort of delicious biscuit.
Manny: It's a coaster.
Bernard: Is it? Is there any more?
-Black Books

[A little boy in pyjamas walks into the room while Bernard is talking with his friend Gerald]
Gerald: [To Bernard] Oh, you remember Jimbo, don't you?
Bernard: I'm not sure... [to Jimbo] What do you do?
Gerald: No, he's our son.
Bernard: Oh thank god. I thought you had a disease! Oh, this is a child!
- Black Books

Bernard: [To Fran] You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I'm the Renaissance. She'll think I've lied! I've had to go along with all this "reclusive genius" stuff. She's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm just a reclusive wanker!
-Black Books

Fran: Okay, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would you think I was strange?
Bernard: No, I'd ask you to come round and look after my small children.
Fran: Look, if you don't believe me you can come around tonight and we'll watch the wall!
Manny: Don't be ridiculous, we'll be staying in and watching the thermometer tonight. Won't we, Bernard? Eh? Eh? Won't we?
Bernard: I don't know, it's an impossible choice. Walls, thermometers, I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.
-Black Books

Customer: Look, there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.
Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.
-Black Books

Fran: You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away.
Bernard: Do they, do they? That must be why they're such a dominant global power.
-Black Books


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