G-Rod

• M
• 23
• Crestwood, KY, US

I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke-free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet and pushing the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I’ve got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top but under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial. I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers. I’m a true-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case, pre-maturely post-traumatic but, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing – a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I’m hanging in, there ain’t no doubt and I'm hanging tough, over and out!

Emma Goldman and Alexander Berkman (early 20th century anarchists), Matt Stone and Trey Parker (creators of South Park), Rick Allen (one-armed drummer of Def Leppard) and pretty much anyone who agrees with my ideas, if such a person even exsists.

Hanging out, working for the Man, playing Guitar Hero, playing Rock Band, building model airplanes, breaking off clips on DVD cases (I swear, bane on my existence!), lookin' for nothin' but a good time baby! Also, recently I've gotten into paintballing and that's gonna end up taking up most of my time.

Love, having a good time, anarchism, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, things that make me laugh, firearms/explosives, The World

Pretty much anything that qualifies as actual music, but here's some of my personal favorites (in no particular order)
Def Leppard, Metallica, the Eagles, Montgomery Gentry, John Mellencamp, Velvet Revolver, Deep Purple, Tupac Shakur, Jimi Hendrix, Avenged Sevenfold, Skid Row, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Nickelback, Bob Segar, Led Zepplin, Garth Brooks, The Outlaws, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Poison, Switchfoot, Carrie Underwood, Queen, Sebastian Bach, Black Sabbath, Boston, Ozzy Osbourne, Ray Charles, AC-DC, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Toby Keith, Twisted Sister, Snoop Dogg, Blue Oyster Cult, Guns n' Roses

Sons of Anarchy, Saturday Night Live, South Park, Code Monkeys, NCIS, Scrubs, Law and Order: SVU, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Monk, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Chapelle's Show, the Sopranos, Dogfights, The Colbert Report, The Smoking Gun

Scarface, The Warriors, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 300, This is Spinal Tap, Die Hard, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, The Departed, Child's Play, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dracula, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Beetlejuice, Goodfellas, The Shining, The Outsiders, Halloween, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Good Morning Vietnam, The Mask, Friday the 13th, The Godfather, Caddyshack, James Bond, the original Star Wars trilogy, the original Gone in 60 Seconds

The Book of Burlesques, My Disillusionment in Russia, The Jack Ryan books, the 007 books, Left Behind, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Treasure Island, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, The Bourne Trilogy, Harry Potter, Christine, Misery, Carrie, It, Pet Semetary, Jurassic Park, Prey, The Lord of the Rings

"Greg, you're the weirdest kid ever!!!" -Calvin Fields

"It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!" -Soldier 1 in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"People that don't smile make me frown."-Charles

"All right, thumbs up! Let's do this! LEEROOOOOY MMMJEEENNKIIINS!!!" -Ben Schulz

"If you know your enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."-Sun Tzu

"We really can’t change the world. We really can’t change other people! The best we can do is to start a few thinking here and there. The best way to do this, if we are sincere, is to change ourselves!" -Ammon Hennacy

"I knew Santino was going to have to go through all this, and Fredo … well, Fredo was … but I never wanted this for you. I live my life, I don't apologize to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots. That's my life, I don't apologize for that. But I always thought that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator Corleone. Governor Corleone. Something...Well, there wasn't enough time, Michael. There just wasn't enough time."-Don Corleone

“I don't know with which weapons World War III will be fought with but I know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Albert Einstein

"You know what's wrong with you...You're chicken. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, 'Okay, life's a fact.' People DO fall in love! People do belong to each other! Because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness! You call yourself a free spirit, a wild thing, yet you're terrified that somebody's gonna put you in a cage. Well, baby, you're already in a cage and you built it yourself! And it's not bound on the east by Somali Land or on the west by Tulip, Texas. It's everywhere you go. Because no matter where you run, you're always going to end up running into yourself."-Paul Varjak

"The truth, indeed, is something that mankind, for some mysterious reason, instinctively dislikes. Every man who tries to tell it is unpopular, and even when, by the sheer strength of his case, he prevails, he is put down as a scoundrel."-H.L. Mencken

"Anarchy stands for the liberation of the human mind from the bonds of religion, the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property and liberation of the human spirit from the shackles and restraints of government."-Emma Goldman

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."-Tyler Durden

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?-Jules Winnfield

"I don't see colour. People say I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'."-Stephen Colbert

"I'd rather die like a man then live like a coward."-2pac

"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!" ... and I'll look down and whisper "no." -Rorscarch

“Airplanes fly gracefully through the air. Helicopters beat the air into submission.”- Bob Lewis USAF (Ret) Talon 1 Nav

"It's better to burn out then fade away!"-Joe Elliot

"I for one don't think that the problem was that the band was down. I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf! All right, that tended to understate the hugeness of the object!"-David St. Hubbins

"Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"-Stan Marsh

"You can't be a really nice guy and be the lead singer of Van Halen."-Sebastian Bach

"Caaaaaaaan youuuuu dig iiiiiiiiiiiiit?"-Cyrus

"I don't wanna be a product of my enviornment. I want my enviornment to be a product of me."-Frank Costello

"I don't see colour. People say I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'."-Stephen Colbert

"I'd rather die like a man then live like a coward."-2pac

" TONY: Me, I want what's comin' to me.
"MANNY: Well, what's comin' to 'ya, Tony?
"TONY: The World chico, and everything in it."-Scarface

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!"-The Joker

"They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the King of the rhamba beat
When I play my maracas, they go
Chick-chiggy-boom-chick-chigg... Mask

"Just open your eyes, you'll see that life is beautiful"-Sixx A.M

My Father, My Grandfather, Travis Ammon, Clayton Elliott, the Fields, Audrey Henderson, Drew Littrell, Krisen Moore, Stu Perry, The Webbers & last but definately not least, all of the men and women retired from, serving in or lost their lives serving in the Armed Forces and the Police & Fire Departments (you guys are real Heroes!)