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About Me

Well, I can be pretty stubborn. I'm always ready to defend my favorite books, and always ready to bash Twilight. But don't worry, if you are a sane Twilight fan, then I won't bother you. I may correct you about something, but I won't insult you. Usually.

Here are some random facts about me:

-I am very sarcastic, so be warned.
-i h8 it wen ppl tlk liek dis. i wil toaly pwn tehm alot if dey cntinuu 2 do dis.
-I could read at a college level when I was ten. *PWNED*
-My favorite word is antidisestablishmentarianism, but I don't know what it means.
-I love to write, and one day, I hope to get a book published. Fame, here I come!
-I LOVE Kingdom Hearts.
-Clowns kind of freak me out.
-I am a Grammar Nazi. All hail the dictionary!
-I have won the young author's award before. So read my stories. Seriously. Click on my blogs and read my stories. I command you!
-Cyanide and Happiness is awesome.
-I am a black belt in Choi Kwang Do. It's like Tae Kwon Do, but better for your joints.
-I am the creator of the smiley Elvis. G:D You are free to use it whenever.
-This is my reaction to Twilight:
tae kwon joints creator smiley elvis gd free reaction twilight
-Oh, and I can type in boldface, n00b.
-And I can underline too.
-AND I can change the URL name. *EPIC PWNAGE*

I'd like to meet

J.K Rowling, Rick Riordan, Stephen King, and Dan Brown.

Activities

Video games, reading, writing, swimming, and some biking.

Interests

SodaHead, literature, writing, Cyanide and Happiness, and some video games.

Favorite Music


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Favorite TV Shows

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
George Lopez,
That 70's Show,
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.

Favorite Movies

Iron Man,
All Harry Potter movies,
Misery
(As you can see, I'm not much of a movies person.)

Favorite Books

HP Series -Joanne Rowling
Skeleton Creek-Patrick Carman
A Wrinkle in Time Series-Madeliene L'Engle
Percy Jackson Series-Rick Riordan
Odd Thomas-Dean Koontz
Angles and Demons
&
The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown
The Gunslinger
The Darwing of the Three
Hearts in Atlantis
Misery
The Shining
&
Here be the Tygers (Short story)-Stephen King

Favorite Quotes

If you try and try and yet still fail, your doing it wrong.

To a well organized mind, death is but another adventure to
overcome~Albus Dumbledore

Sticks and stones might break my bones, but if you insult me, I break out my shotgun.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them~J.K. Rowling

I'm only human. I make misteaks.

I'm always right. Unless I'm wrong, but that doesn't count.

Mom: I'm going to the store. Behave while I'm gone.
Son: But you always told me to be myself!

LOL_PWND~Somebody's license plate.

We've all made petty fortunes but we can't afford a life~Rise Against-Entertainment

He brought her six dresses, and I brought her goddam cat back from the dead, so who loves her more? ~ Pet Sematary by Stephen King

Favorite Heroes

Harry Potter, Hercules, Achilles, and whoever first thought of burning Twilight!

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  • teh_noob_pwner *ι ρωи иσσвʓ*(now with ЄƤƖƆ ƬЄχƬ)
  • Male
  • United States
  • 2009/05/09 20:01:12
  • 2009/12/05 23:10:00
  • December 08
  • Single
  • Straight
  • Sagittarius
  • Expressing Myself
  • No
  • No
  • Christian
  • Someday
  • White/Caucasian

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