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Well, I can be pretty stubborn. I'm always ready to defend my favorite books, and always ready to bash Twilight. But don't worry, if you are a sane Twilight fan, then I won't bother you. I may correct you about something, but I won't insult you. Usually.

Here are some random facts about me:

-I am very sarcastic, so be warned.
-i h8 it wen ppl tlk liek dis. i wil toaly pwn tehm alot if dey cntinuu 2 do dis.
-I could read at a college level when I was ten. *PWNED*
-My favorite word is antidisestablishmentarianism, but I don't know what it means.
-I love to write, and one day, I hope to get a book published. Fame, here I come!
-I LOVE Kingdom Hearts.
-Clowns kind of freak me out.
-I am a Grammar Nazi. All hail the dictionary!
-I have won the young author's award before. So read my stories. Seriously. Click on my blogs and read my stories. I command you!
-Cyanide and Happiness is awesome.
-I am a black belt in Choi Kwang Do. It's like Tae Kwon Do, but better for your joints.
-I am the creator of the smiley Elvis. G:D You are free to use it whenever.
-This is my reaction to Twilight:
tae kwon joints creator smiley elvis gd free reaction twilight
-Oh, and I can type in boldface, n00b.
-And I can underline too.
-AND I can change the URL name. *EPIC PWNAGE*

J.K Rowling, Rick Riordan, Stephen King, and Dan Brown.

Video games, reading, writing, swimming, and some biking.

SodaHead, literature, writing, Cyanide and Happiness, and some video games.


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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
George Lopez,
That 70's Show,
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.

Iron Man,
All Harry Potter movies,
Misery
(As you can see, I'm not much of a movies person.)

HP Series -Joanne Rowling
Skeleton Creek-Patrick Carman
A Wrinkle in Time Series-Madeliene L'Engle
Percy Jackson Series-Rick Riordan
Odd Thomas-Dean Koontz
Angles and Demons
&
The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown
The Gunslinger
The Darwing of the Three
Hearts in Atlantis
Misery
The Shining
&
Here be the Tygers (Short story)-Stephen King

If you try and try and yet still fail, your doing it wrong.

To a well organized mind, death is but another adventure to
overcome~Albus Dumbledore

Sticks and stones might break my bones, but if you insult me, I break out my shotgun.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them~J.K. Rowling

I'm only human. I make misteaks.

I'm always right. Unless I'm wrong, but that doesn't count.

Mom: I'm going to the store. Behave while I'm gone.
Son: Who's Have?

LOL_PWND~Somebody's license plate.

We've all made petty fortunes but we can't afford a life~Rise Against-Entertainment

He brought her six dresses, and I brought her goddam cat back from the dead, so who loves her more? ~ Pet Sematary by Stephen King

Harry Potter, Hercules, Achilles, and whoever first thought of burning Twilight!

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