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- December 08
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- White/Caucasian
About Me
Well, I can be pretty stubborn. I'm always ready to defend my favorite books, and always ready to bash Twilight. But don't worry, if you are a sane Twilight fan, then I won't bother you. I may correct you about something, but I won't insult you. Usually.
Here are some random facts about me:
-I am very sarcastic, so be warned.
-i h8 it wen ppl tlk liek dis. i wil toaly pwn tehm alot if dey cntinuu 2 do dis.
-I could read at a college level when I was ten. *PWNED*
-My favorite word is antidisestablishmentarianism, but I don't know what it means.
-I love to write, and one day, I hope to get a book published. Fame, here I come!
-I LOVE Kingdom Hearts.
-Clowns kind of freak me out.
-I am a Grammar Nazi. All hail the dictionary!
-I have won the young author's award before. So read my stories. Seriously. Click on my blogs and read my stories. I command you!
-Cyanide and Happiness is awesome.
-I am a black belt in Choi Kwang Do. It's like Tae Kwon Do, but better for your joints.
-I am the creator of the smiley Elvis. G:D You are free to use it whenever.
-This is my reaction to Twilight:
-Oh, and I can type in boldface, n00b.
-And I can underline too.
-AND I can change the URL name. *EPIC PWNAGE*
Here are some random facts about me:
-I am very sarcastic, so be warned.
-i h8 it wen ppl tlk liek dis. i wil toaly pwn tehm alot if dey cntinuu 2 do dis.
-I could read at a college level when I was ten. *PWNED*
-My favorite word is antidisestablishmentarianism, but I don't know what it means.
-I love to write, and one day, I hope to get a book published. Fame, here I come!
-I LOVE Kingdom Hearts.
-Clowns kind of freak me out.
-I am a Grammar Nazi. All hail the dictionary!
-I have won the young author's award before. So read my stories. Seriously. Click on my blogs and read my stories. I command you!
-Cyanide and Happiness is awesome.
-I am a black belt in Choi Kwang Do. It's like Tae Kwon Do, but better for your joints.
-I am the creator of the smiley Elvis. G:D You are free to use it whenever.
-This is my reaction to Twilight:
-Oh, and I can type in boldface, n00b.
-And I can underline too.
-AND I can change the URL name. *EPIC PWNAGE*
J.K Rowling, Rick Riordan, Stephen King, and Dan Brown.
Video games, reading, writing, swimming, and some biking.
SodaHead, literature, writing, Cyanide and Happiness, and some video games.
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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,
George Lopez,
That 70's Show,
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.
George Lopez,
That 70's Show,
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.
Iron Man,
All Harry Potter movies,
Misery
(As you can see, I'm not much of a movies person.)
All Harry Potter movies,
Misery
(As you can see, I'm not much of a movies person.)
HP Series -Joanne Rowling
Skeleton Creek-Patrick Carman
A Wrinkle in Time Series-Madeliene L'Engle
Percy Jackson Series-Rick Riordan
Odd Thomas-Dean Koontz
Angles and Demons
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The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown
The Gunslinger
The Darwing of the Three
Hearts in Atlantis
Misery
The Shining
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Here be the Tygers (Short story)-Stephen King
Skeleton Creek-Patrick Carman
A Wrinkle in Time Series-Madeliene L'Engle
Percy Jackson Series-Rick Riordan
Odd Thomas-Dean Koontz
Angles and Demons
&
The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown
The Gunslinger
The Darwing of the Three
Hearts in Atlantis
Misery
The Shining
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Here be the Tygers (Short story)-Stephen King
If you try and try and yet still fail, your doing it wrong.
To a well organized mind, death is but another adventure to
overcome~Albus Dumbledore
Sticks and stones might break my bones, but if you insult me, I break out my shotgun.
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them~J.K. Rowling
I'm only human. I make misteaks.
I'm always right. Unless I'm wrong, but that doesn't count.
Mom: I'm going to the store. Behave while I'm gone.
Son: Who's Have?
LOL_PWND~Somebody's license plate.
We've all made petty fortunes but we can't afford a life~Rise Against-Entertainment
He brought her six dresses, and I brought her goddam cat back from the dead, so who loves her more? ~ Pet Sematary by Stephen King
To a well organized mind, death is but another adventure to
overcome~Albus Dumbledore
Sticks and stones might break my bones, but if you insult me, I break out my shotgun.
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them~J.K. Rowling
I'm only human. I make misteaks.
I'm always right. Unless I'm wrong, but that doesn't count.
Mom: I'm going to the store. Behave while I'm gone.
Son: Who's Have?
LOL_PWND~Somebody's license plate.
We've all made petty fortunes but we can't afford a life~Rise Against-Entertainment
He brought her six dresses, and I brought her goddam cat back from the dead, so who loves her more? ~ Pet Sematary by Stephen King
Harry Potter, Hercules, Achilles, and whoever first thought of burning Twilight!
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ViviForevah
Well. Today is my birthday! G:D
Christine
Oh my gosh! I can see the buttons now! There is a God!! haha.
That is so much easier...
Christine
Yeah. Probably. Dumb Sodahead....
Christine
See I can deal with that. That's no big deal, but I see no point to it. But this has seriously ruined my day. For right now, anyway.
Christine
Yeah, I figured out how to submit things (or how to find them anyway) but I still cant find the edit thing.
lol I'm home alone too thank god so I can yell and swear all I want about this.
Christine
I dont even know how to reply to anything!
I am so sad and angry! What the fuck sodahead!?
Can you tell me where the submit button is for replying? Because I can't find it!
ViviForevah
Sowwie, ha ha. But not yet.
ViviForevah
I might have to go soon, sorry.
ViviForevah
Sooooo.
ViviForevah
This is...weird. Ha ha.
ViviForevah
Ha ha. Okay.
ViviForevah
Coolios. :) So...what now?
ViviForevah
Lol! What alarm? Where did that come from? Don't wake her, lol.
ViviForevah
Aww. I liked that story. He he.
ViviForevah
Who doesn't?
Mine too. He he.
ViviForevah
Church? A very little chance, ha ha. Thank god I don't go to church.
(I used His name is vain! Mwahahahahahahahahhahahahahah...
ViviForevah
I have millions of other sites. Ha ha. I might be pulled off the computer soon.
ViviForevah
Oh yeah. I read that in your profile, ha ha. The Smiley Elvis. Nice. G:D
ViviForevah
And whoever first thought of burning Twilight is my hero too. :D
ViviForevah
Wow, that's a lot of laughter. -.-