My real name is Kelsie, but most call me Kel. I tend to obsess over the books I'm reading and I love musicals. The english language is my passion, and I use it modestly in poetry and sceenwriting. I have a dry and random sense of humour that borders on dark, but I can laugh at almost anything that amuses me.

One who can accept me just as I am, who can respect me and who deserves to have respect reciprocated. I look for that deep, emotional connection between two people.

books, politics, writing, poetry, spelling, being a grammar nazi, playing guitar, fantasizing about being on broadway, watching a lot of viral videos, technology and electronics, computers and video games, conventions and magazines pertaining to said video games (basically anything that falls into the geek category), questioning religion and poking fun at it, jetskiing, snowboarding, debates which turn into unilateral belligerence, happy pills, bitching about hip hop though secretly harboring a taste for it, psychology, studying foreign language, irish culture, tattoos and piercings (body modification), modern art, sculptures by Ron Mueck, impressionism, metal music and throwing up devil horns, overanalyzation, anxiety, laughter, irony, randomness, british comedy, great one-liners, cats, criticism

everything from metal to musicals:
rob zombie to rent



Watch this video and you will understand my love for this man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Family Guy, Moral Orel, Aqua Teen, Little Britain, Cash in the Attic, How Clean is Your House?, Queer As Folk, Conan O'Brien, Jon & Kate Plus 8, What Not to Wear, Meerkat Manor,, Growing Up..., Attack of the Show, X-Play, and anything on G4.
Really into musicals: Rent, Sweeney Todd, Hairspray, Mamma Mia, Across the Universe, etc
Any original or cult horror movie classics: The Wall, Amityville Horror, Exorcist, House of a Thousand Corpses, Grace, Donnie Darko, Silent Hill, Evil Dead, Horrorfest Series, etc
Love fantasty books made into movies: Harry Potter, LOTR, Golden Compass, Eragon,etc
Clockwork Orange, Life as a House, Grandma's Boy, Pineapple Express, Notes on a Scandal, Talladega Nights, Memento, Hellboy 2, Monty Python, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

see above

torey hayden's series: just another kid, one child, ghost girl, murphy's boy, beautiful child, sunflower forest, tiger's child, somebody else's kids, etc

fantasy/epics: harry potter, lord of the rings, the tenth kingdom, the inheritance trilogy (eragon, eldest, brisingr), his dark materials (the golden compass, the subtle knife, the amber spyglass), the land of elyon trilogy

a clockwork orange (my favorite)

stephen king: the shining, bag of bones, salem's lot, pet semetary, needful things, insomnia, dreamcatcher, secret window, secret garden, the bachman books, desperation, the girl who loved tom gordon, the gunslinger

i am legend, flowers in the attic, suffer the children, jurassic park

anne rice: the vampire chronicles (memnoch the devil is my favorite), violin, feast of all saints, the mayfair witch chronicles (lasher, taltos, the witching hour, blackwood farm, merrick), vittorio, pandora

I have recently discovered douglas adams and his brilliant *five part trilogy*, the *hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy* series. I saw the movie a few years back and happened on the book a few months ago. since then, *the guide* has become my bible. these are probably the most hilarious and inspiring books i have ever read. thank you, douglas. may you rest in peace.

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's call in queer to work. Hello, can't work today, still queer."

"It may be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."

"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams may come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling towards the earth that will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wished for, unless it was death by meteor."

"Qui ne risque rien, n'a rien."

"One out of each ten brags is hyperbolic, it's all inconsequential because you're just here to hear my tongue frolic"- *Braggadacio* by MC Frontalot

"I tried to go clean from protesting, but I’m a recidivist.
My government: behaving with unlimited wickedness.
“In the interest of peace” is how a liar wages war
then clamors for more.
I wish we had elections every day,
wave the ballot in the air like a sign when I say
that democracy delivered by the bomb and the gun
is terror elsewhere on the world I’m from."
- *Special Delivery" by MC Frontalot

Ladbrooke from "Just Another Kid"
Sarah McLachlan, Guster, Rob Zombie, and anyone else who is capable of performing and writing their own music.
Sylvia Plath, TS Eliot, Poe, Shakespeare for his sonnets, Theodore Roethke, Walt Whitman, Anne Sexton, etc.
Anthony Burgess, Stanley Kubrick, Andrew Lloyd Webber, anyone who works for Bethesda, Valve, or Square Enix, JK Rowling, Suzanne Westenhoefer, Ellen Degeneres, Margaret Cho, Barack Obama, Jonathon Larson, MC Frontalot, Douglas Adams