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"Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up."
"The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less."
"If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you."
“Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday.”
"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available."
"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."
"The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less."
"If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you."
“Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday.”
"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available."
"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."
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Sookie
How am I supposed to leave you a good morning comment when you're still awake? lol.
I'm off to bed. So, good night...and good morning, sunshine. Have a "lovely day" tomorrow/today. ;)
Sweet dreams. xoxo
Sookie
Love Bill Withers. :) One of my all-time favourites:
Morning/afternoon, you. *dreams*
Sookie
Ah. Got it.
Ok... You're off to bed soon. I'm going to head off in a bit and get some things done. Have a good sleeps and sweet dreams. I'll talk to you later.
Sookie
I delete mine too. I think it's really slowed down on the site that could be part of the problem. lol sheesh...not "pity".
I don't know. Just a sense, I guess. Just checking.
Sookie
You don't get any happenings at all? Maybe you should contact support. lol.
I know. It's getting late. Are you ok?
Sookie
lol I admit I grinned a bit.
Is that what you've been up to?
Sookie
Well, I just finished reading your Sexton post. Her writing is so raw. Interesting but raw. Listening to music...trying to find something new to love, thinking 'bout someone... and trying to figure out where to start with boxes and stuff.
What are you doing?
Sookie
lmao. Hmph!
*mopes* If there hasn't been moping in football yet...there is now.
Sookie
I'd take you. Oh wait. If I'm the centre I suppose it would be the other way around, wouldn't it?
Closeness - Yes
Bending over - Yes
Tackling - No
Fumbling - Possible
You're on. =P
Sookie
lol. You're cute. So cute.
Sookie
:o| No. I had a small bowl of noodles. A bowl. Not three noodles lol. You said you had steak for lunch...no dinner? *taps foot*
So...then...what constitutes an incomplete pass? A fumble, being successfully tackled and taken down (I don't know the terminology lol), out of bounds? I had to wiki some of the terms you used.
This is interesting. A much better way of understanding it. I've tried to learn before...it's easier learning from the strategy stand-point. You're a good teacher. :) *takes notes*
Sookie
Steak. That actually sounds good to me right now. My body's talkin' to me. lol. I've been good. I have nothing to hide. =P I threw together some noodles earlier. I think I'm actually getting munchie again. Argh.
It does seem complicated. Maybe it's all the terminology that was throwing me off. I'd like that but only if it isn't too much trouble.
*rubs*
Sookie
I'm still a little confused by it but... I think I could get into it. We'll see. Lots to learn, lots to pay attention to. They looked pretty impressive though. :)
Did you have noms yet?
*allows self to be caught*
*grins*
*big smooches*
Sookie
I'm home now. Just had to go out and grab a few things from the grocery store before it closed. Sorry I was rushed.
Did you have time to catch the game today? I sat there working with the game on and thought to myself, "wtf are you doing?" lol. I had to laugh.
I'll still be working a bit but I'll check back in a few. *wiggles*
The Ultim...
Bam!
Sookie
Yay for home. I'll run out for a bit while you're on your way home.
I'm doing very well, thank you. :)
I'll talk to you in a bit then?
*fondles*
Sookie
XD *tackles*
How you doin'?
Sookie
*thinking of you*
I'm off to work for a bit. I'll peek in occasionally. Hope you get to catch some of the game. *kisses*
Sookie
Just wanted to say good morning before I head off to bathtime and daydreams of good things. Remember today that someone is thinking warm thoughts of you.
Hugs, love and sugahs for your coffees.
Signed,
Me.
Sookie
Ok, handsome. Sleep well and sweet dreams.
I'll talk to you later.