Bones [Batman In Disguise]
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About Me
This button would love for you to press it. Seriously, why not press it? It's just a harmless button. You know you want to.
If you don't like strong personalities and opinions, stop here.
Don't underestimate me because of my age. I know that five year difference has made you so much more knowledgeable than me, but you just can't beat common sense and a little bit of decency. Anyway, let's get down to the basics, otherwise known as the 'things about me you could really not care less about.' When I'm older, I hope to become a graphic artist or maybe a forensic scientist. Or maybe even a professional unicorn hunter! [Yes, they do exist, they're just shy.] Who knows? The possibilities are endless. I'm just a kid at heart with an old soul. I'm a fan of the narwhal [Unicorns in disguise? I think yes!], Dane Cook, Power Rangers, and Pokemon. I'm afraid of zombies and a few other irrational and annoying things. I've gotten this really cute nickname- bitch. But only on Mondays! I think too much. I laugh a lot. I have an odd sense of humor. I hate to disappoint others. I make mistakes. I can be emotional. But most of all I have a kind heart, you just have to find it first. I'm not perfect but I'm attempting to be the best I can be. So, what's the moral of the story? If you give me a chance, I'll do the same for you.
Something you should know: I'm a grammar and a spelling freak. Blame my English teacher. Don't be offended if I correct you [or please do if it'll knock some sense into you]. Just don't think you sound smart when you can't even spell. Ignorance is truly bliss.
I'm not a cheap blocker. I'd rather argue with you, just to be honest. I'll give your opinion a chance. Though, once you start with the insults and hypocrisy, you've lost my respect. Basically, you're fair game. Anyone wanna' play?
Dane Cook. Bottom line. End of story.
Judd Nelson, as in Bender from "The Breakfast Club," too. But only as Bender, young Judd. Wouldn't want to ruin the magic. ;)
Peter Pan. I'm ready for Neverland.
Billy Mays [so I can tell him to stop shouting and maybe people will actually buy his products].
Batman. :)
Judd Nelson, as in Bender from "The Breakfast Club," too. But only as Bender, young Judd. Wouldn't want to ruin the magic. ;)
Peter Pan. I'm ready for Neverland.
Billy Mays [so I can tell him to stop shouting and maybe people will actually buy his products].
Batman. :)
I play softball and occasionally soccer. Skateboarding. Water sports are great during the summer. I'm a book worm, though. I spend a lot of time reading. I spend a lot of time with friends, too. We do random things and go on adventures- anywhere with a 'Warning No Trespassing' sign.
I like traveling. I want to travel the world. I've already been to Guatemala, Mexico, Belize, and Australia. I'll be moving there sometime in the future. That I am sure of. :]
Art is my thing- painting, drawing, graphic design, doodling, skin art, etc., etc.
Other than that, I like stars, trees, grass, rain, cold weather, music, skateboarding, books, hugs, kisses, laughing, drawing, painting, photography, adrenaline, color, adventures, converse, vans, fantasy, speed, driving, life stories, unusual diseases, wheelchairs and power scooters, old movies, hoodies, chalk drawings, crayons, bows, hats, wake-boarding, knee-boarding, whales, ferrets, fire, and Flapjack. I like a lot of things, but mostly you. :)
I pretty much avoid mayonnaise, zombies, khaki pants, broken bones, hot weather, clutter, pepto bismol, and reality as much as possible.
Art is my thing- painting, drawing, graphic design, doodling, skin art, etc., etc.
Other than that, I like stars, trees, grass, rain, cold weather, music, skateboarding, books, hugs, kisses, laughing, drawing, painting, photography, adrenaline, color, adventures, converse, vans, fantasy, speed, driving, life stories, unusual diseases, wheelchairs and power scooters, old movies, hoodies, chalk drawings, crayons, bows, hats, wake-boarding, knee-boarding, whales, ferrets, fire, and Flapjack. I like a lot of things, but mostly you. :)
I pretty much avoid mayonnaise, zombies, khaki pants, broken bones, hot weather, clutter, pepto bismol, and reality as much as possible.
My playlist is all over the place. It's like a magic eight ball: you never know what you'll get.
I like LA Ink [I WILL be a tattoo artist one day!....on the side, that is].
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. [Yes, I still watch cartoons. There's no shame in that.]
Pokemon
Planet Earth
Bones
Charmed
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. [Yes, I still watch cartoons. There's no shame in that.]
Pokemon
Planet Earth
Bones
Charmed
I can't even begin to list my favorite movies. Favorite movie of all time: "The Breakfast Club."
Can't list them all. I refuse to even try. Here are my favorites as of now:
Pride and Prejudice
City of Bones
Blue Bloods
Generation Dead
Sweep
The Lovely Bones
Marked
The Host [I've actually found this to be well written and more engaging than Twilight. Try it sometime.]
Blue is for Nightmares
Peeps
To Kill A Mockingbird
In Cold Blood
The Things They Carried
All Harry Potter books
Pride and Prejudice
City of Bones
Blue Bloods
Generation Dead
Sweep
The Lovely Bones
Marked
The Host [I've actually found this to be well written and more engaging than Twilight. Try it sometime.]
Blue is for Nightmares
Peeps
To Kill A Mockingbird
In Cold Blood
The Things They Carried
All Harry Potter books
Robert: "Wait! Wait, du-... wait!... Dude, I heard a car!"
Dane: "And I said uh... yeah, the world's full of them. You'll hear lots of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop."
"So it's dark and the movie already started. And that first part of the movie is always some fucking cave scene and you're just like, 'Can they just flashback to a beach scene for like ten god damn seconds?'"
"What if...what if when you did that, a fucking ghost came out and was like 'AHAHA AHAHAH! HE TOLD YOU NOT TO! I AM WINDEXTOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!"
"I want my wife's vagina to look like fucking Stargate someday!"
"And you know what drives me BANANA SANDWICH about it all?"
"I'll just peel that back and come in from the east!"
"I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead. "
"I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50."
"Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?"
"I invite her back to my apartment, or as I call it, the "Death Star." I'm still working on it, it's not completely operational."
"When you walk into the public restroom, why is everything fucking wet?"
Dane: "And I said uh... yeah, the world's full of them. You'll hear lots of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop."
"So it's dark and the movie already started. And that first part of the movie is always some fucking cave scene and you're just like, 'Can they just flashback to a beach scene for like ten god damn seconds?'"
"What if...what if when you did that, a fucking ghost came out and was like 'AHAHA AHAHAH! HE TOLD YOU NOT TO! I AM WINDEXTOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!"
"I want my wife's vagina to look like fucking Stargate someday!"
"And you know what drives me BANANA SANDWICH about it all?"
"I'll just peel that back and come in from the east!"
"I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead. "
"I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50."
"Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?"
"I invite her back to my apartment, or as I call it, the "Death Star." I'm still working on it, it's not completely operational."
"When you walk into the public restroom, why is everything fucking wet?"
Batman! Na na na na na na na ......
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kimdracula
psh. I enjoy my sleepy time too. :}
Ah, you're going to enjoy your freedom, I am. :))
kimdracula
I was... different; I can't explain it.
I needed my doze of the internetz. XD
Oh, wow. I sure don't miss high school.
With all that constant nagging they gave me. -.-
KTM KING!!
kimdracula
Heyy. I know. I'm coolio.
My modem blew up and then my company wouldn't send me the new modem.
Those douches.
But alas, I am back. :)
How are you?
fairiefang0
Yep.
fairiefang0
Yay! I love internets!
fairiefang0
I know, I'm so proud of myself for observing that! lol
fairiefang0
Yeah, I know!
Now we are though^_^
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dagnab1t
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I think I do know who that SH lover is.
I've seen and read Wicked.
Scatterbrain
ahaha. it scares me sometimes. it's like everyone knows everyone somehow. it's just weird, and just to think about how peculiar it is, scares me sometimes.
Vic~*In H...
They are so unbelievably frustrating. Grrr. I hate when I have to talk to them because it literally makes your brain hurt when you're trying to decipher what it is that they're saying since its usually a bunch of words like "fuck" and "bitch" strung together to try and sound intelligent. xD
I guess so haha. It was quite funny.
Eh, it happens I guess =/ that whole "old friends" crap we always hear about and such =( Though that situation really is quite awful =/
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! He can't have died!!! What's going to happen to the weiner mobile now?!
You're right, it's all to suspicious. There's been like ten deaths since June.
Farrah Fawcett
MJ
Billy Mays
Oscar Meyer
......more I can't think of because I'm so sick of celebrity news.
Haha, I like it! Bhaha. You're quite right, it's good for seventh graders xD
Scatterbrain
woah!
it's a small world isn't it. :)
Vic~*In H...
Lol. Sadly, Bones, I don't think you can help morons recover - Twilight love that serious does damage that can't be repaired. hehe. I try not to be nasty to them, but sometimes they annoy me with their spam and I'm like "ugh." and tell them off. A lot of the time though I write something real nice and thought out and get flamed! It's like WTF! I can't win!
They're real good - check out "Use Somebody" and "Sex on Fire" both are pretty good.
Lol. Well, I didn't have much hand in the song writing to be honest, the one - the greek - basically came up with it when we were having pizza together and the song came on or we were discussing it; lol.
Haha, songs about exes are usually the best. *sniggers* drunk and locked in a trunk xD
Oscar Mayer Weiner song!!! Didn't he just die or something? or was that the popcorn dude? Ah, I've got no clue. Too many dead famous people.
Well, I've sort of just come to the realization that that's what I am =/ lol. I didn't really decide it necessarily, but it's the easiest thing to call oneself.
kimdracula
Lol. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in his shoes... just ever. Gross.
I would rather be smoking some Pinaple Express. lol. Jk.
Oh, it's on with alexa chong! Don't get all Poptward on me. lol. -.-
It was a DUDE. Wtf, where's the respect? I would have gotten a bunch of my guy friends to get him when he least expected it. My friends do enjoy a good fight. >:] (Sorry, that's my ghetto side.)
Oh. Oh. I haven't been in a water balloon fight in years. I miss those. :(
Yes. The only thing that would make them cuter is if they had a variety of neon colors, so you could see what you're doing when it's dark! Yes, brilliant idea.
It's okay. It's all in the name of the comment section thinggie. :}
Haha, it's not cool until you're 25 and people think you're 20. XD
Scatterbrain
you look a lot like this girl i know, it's rather weird. you both have the same eyes.
just to let you know ... :)