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~AuBrEy~

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I'm a usually shy, quiet girl, but I can go on forever if you ask me the right question. If I am upset, odds are I won't tell you, or I will lie. I'm not one for spilling my secrets or looking for sympathy. I don't want your pity, so don't give it to me. I have one best friend, and many other friends who really annoy me, but I can't get rid of...go figure.....anywayyy, I'm a dork. Total dork. Love it too. The nighttime is my favorite because dark blue is my favorite color. I love the stars. I love solitude, that's just me. I will probably end up in a mental institution by age of twenty five....i would say I'm kidding, but it is starting to seem like an option....:)

God., House, Jack Sparrow, and enough book characters that if I spent a week with each one, I'd probably be old and withered before I finished, and that's if I stopped reading.

Drawing, painting, reading, internet, and most of all, WRITING! I love writing, but I probably won't become an author.

I could read and never get tired with it. I love to paint, but I haven't in a while. Um, anime, oh I LOVE anime, T.V is okay, I like the snuggie commercials :). I cannot lay out in the sun, I have to be in the water. I love sports and I'm very energetic, I just don't play well with others, so i don't do sports with the teams at school. I love to cook too. As far as girly things like painting my nails and ruffles and stuff that I'm apparently 'supposed to like', if I paint my nails, it will be some dark color (I'm wearing a dark red wine color now :D), and I hate ruffles unless its on my favorite black plaid shirt, except in the big dresses worn all over in the nineteenth century, I like the thought of waering corsets and stuff, I mean I know they had to hurt really bad but the whole idea just fascinates me, I love classy sweaters...I know that sounds weird, but I like them, pink is the color of satan, and I am just like any girl waiting for her knight in shining armor...I think I just threw up a little. PS, THAT WAS BULL!!!!!

Evanescence, Audioslave, We the Kings, 3oh!3, nevershoutnever!, MUSE!, Jimmy Eat World, Civil Twilight, The Beatles, *Linkin Park*, Paramore, Rise Against, The Academy Is..., Death Cab for Cutie,Our Lady Peace, Jack's Mannnequin, Anarbor, Dashboard Confessional, Panic! At the Disco, Blue October, All Time Low, Cute is What We Aim For, Green Day, Iron & Wine, The Killers, Relient K, Matchbook Romance, Fall Out Boy, The Airborne Toxic Event, need I go on...

HOUSE!!!!, Greek, Smallville, Naruto: Shippuden, Point Pleasant, Descendants of Darkness, How I Met Your Mother, Vampire Knight, Two and a Half Men, Bleach, Accidently on Purpose, The Big Bang Theory, Sirius Alt Nation- Modern Alternate, Inuyasha, NCIS, and Criminal Minds.

Anything scary. Dark Night, Blood and Chocolate, Just Friends, Across the Universe, The Prestige, all Pirates of the Carribean, all Harry Potter of course, Fired Up!, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and a bunch of others I cannot think of at the moment. But my favorite movie right now is Moulin Rouge! I absolutely LOVE that movie!

Oh wow. No favorites because I read too many.

-If I'm not back in 5 minutes, wait longer.

-Stop blowing holes in my ship!

-the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

-Bloody Pirates!-Elizabeth Swann

-I could have eaten alphabet soup and crapped a better essay.

-She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. -Jack

-I could watch a project runway marathon with nathan lane up my blouse and still win a straight award- Nick from Fired Up!

-Where's the monkey, I need to shoot something!-Captain Jack Sparrow, love

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep—not screaming like the passengers in his car.

-Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow, love

-Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

-Saavy?-Jack

-Jealousy turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me. Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside- Mr.Brightside by the Killers

-(parlay has been mentioned a few times, frequently ruining previous 'piratey' plans) If anyone so much as mentions the word 'parley', I'll have their guts for garters

-She lives in a fairytale, somewhere too far for us to find.- Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore

-Weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!-Captain Jack Sparrow, love

-Life is short, talk fast.

-Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

-Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

-'You cheated!' Will exclaimed,
'Pirate' Jack replies, matter-of-factly

-Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming.

-'Never would have thought of that'
'clearly you've never been to Singapore'-Captain Jack Sparrow, love

-I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

-When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. -Jack to Barbossa

-Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying

-My peanut-Captain Jack Sparrow, love

-When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.-

-hoist the colors-Elizabeth swann

-My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice, and for ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

-Why I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, love.

-Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.

-I'm sorry, but my first and only love is the sea- Jack Sparrow when speaking to Elizabeth. Elizabeth looked like a boy and mentioned finding her true love. Jack assumed the 'lad' was talking about him.

-As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we need to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating

-Oh, Bugger- Captain Jack Sparrow.....love

-The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

-A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

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