Does my profile give you seizures or make your head hurt? If it does, then it's working properly. Part one of my evil plan is complete.

こんにちは皆! 私の名前はジョーカーの女の子である!
Hi everyone! My name is Joker Girl ♦Driven By Insanity♦
But you can call me Joker Girl.

I have a personality as dark as night and as sweet as sin.



First of all, I'm an evil maniacal insane teenager who will dominate the world someday, so get ready to start bowing for me in the near future.

I am the most stubborn person in the world.

I am very defensive. Seriously, you do not want to start disagreeing or arguing with me, unless you want to get owned...

I express myself about my opinions and I'm very sarcastic.

If you make be mad, you better get the hell away from me. If you don't, you might end up unconscious.

I'm a total nerd, straight A kind of person, but I'm also a total spaz.

I'm also really insane and CRAZY!!!!!!! (but in a good way....) so don't be scared. I'm serious. You don't believe me? You want me to prove it to you? WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY PROFILE LIKE THAT??????

If you are a moron, and you know who you are, don't add me. I'm just warning you. If you type LYke DiS, I classify you as a moron.

If you don't agree with one of my opinions, I really couldn't care less.

ANYWAYS........

A little about me....

-I'm random.
-I'm intelligent.
-I'm a huge perfectionist. If I don't think something is perfect, I get obsessive over it until its perfect...
-I'm argumentative. Its my talent :D
-I love pasta! I hate hamburgers. (I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I must be crazy not to like hamburgers, right? Well 1: I am crazy and 2: Hamburgers just taste awful!)
-I love ice cream! I hate cake. (Yes, I know thats weird too.)
-I rarely eat breakfast. I've never really eaten a good breakfast. I just don't like breakfast, I guess....
-I don't like being around crowds or too many people. I'm what you can call antisocial :)
-I have no pets because my parents are clean freaks :P
-Idiots annoy me
-Pretty much everything annoys me.
-I have a huge temper (especially when I'm having a bad day...)
-My favorite colors are black and red
-I love anything sour. I like sweet, but not always.
-I'm practical and serious. I consider myself to be very mature.
-I have never gotten anything less than an A in school. If I ever got a B I think I would scream.
-I love action movies. Romance and comedy, not so much... There needs to be blood and explosions in order for me to like a movie...
- I have extremely long hair. Its virtually impossible to handle, but somehow it still looks presentable.
-I love visual kei bands. They're so awesome :D


-Ever since I was 6, I've planned to go to Harvard University to become an attorney.

-After college, I want to go to Tokyo Japan! I don't think I would move there, but I would love to visit! I love Japanese stuff thanks to anime and manga. I want to go there because I love city life! I'm actually currently trying to learn Japanese, but that's not really working out. :( I guess I have to work harder at it...









I like the Joker, hence my name :D

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I despise Twilight with a fiery passion. Its really annoying to hear about it constantly..... Its not a fucking saga, so get over it already....

Heath Ledger, William Shakespeare, all past US presidents, all my favorite authors, and all my Sodahead friends :)

Track, cross country, soccer, reading and writing....

I don't do much, so I'll randomly post this:



(Side note, I haven't started slitting throats yet) XD

I love to read, write, argue, play the piano, run, listen to my ipod, play outside (mostly soccer), watch action movies and hang out with my friends.

I love alternative, rock, and metal!
Thanks to a ton of anime and manga, I also like Japanese music!
J-Rock is love :D







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I just watch TV when I'm bored so I don't care whats on.
I love to watch anime though! As long as its anime I'm happy!
My favorite anime:

Death Note
Naruto
Vampire Knight
Bleach
Fruits Basket
Ouran High School Host Club
Fullmetal Alchemist

These are just some of my favorites...

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, District 9, The Dark Knight (of course), and all the Harry Potter movies! I'll write more as soon as I think of them.....

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter series (like both books and movies), Vampire Diaries, Vampire Academy, Night World series, Blue Bloods, Marked series, City of Bones, The Call of the Wild, Lightning Thief Series, Maximum Ride Series and any other book.
I just like to read. I like anime ad manga too! :)



I love little dancing animes!

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."

"He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke."

"Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring."

"If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.

"Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage."

"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

"There is no great genius without some touch of madness."

"For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity."

"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"I go online sometimes, but everybody's spelling is really bad and it depresses me".

"Some advice: Never take a blind date to a silent film."

"Angry people need hugs. Or sharp objects."

"People tell me I don't listen...or something like that."

"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to the stupid people."

"There is no "I" in team, but there is a 'Me'."

"My life is based on a true story."

"There are no stupid questions, only a vast number of inquisitive idiots."

"We're all entitled to our own opinions. So, in my opinion, your opinion sucks."

"I'm not a showoff, you're just stupid."

"Friends don't let friends get mullets. Or lick frozen poles."

"If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem."

"People like you are the reason people like me hate people."

"By the time you have finished reading this, you will have realized you just wasted 10 seconds of your life."

I actually don't have any favorite heroes because I'm the kind of person who loves VILLAINS!!! My ultimate favorite villain is the Joker from the Dark Knight.