Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so m uch...
Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her..
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell he r that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll NEVER like me!
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... She won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who
wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did!

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you.

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
WHEN SHE SAYS SHES COLD
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a Girl looks at you with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds .... she is not at all fine.

When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a Girl wants to see you everyday ... she wants to be pampered.

When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a Guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '


- When you break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
- When she misses you - [ she's hurting inside ]
- When she says its over - [ she STILL want you to be hers ]
- When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants you to read it ]
- When she walks away from you mad - [ Follow her]
- When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
- When she pushes you or hit's you - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
- When she start's cursing at you - [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
- When she ignore's you - [ Give her your attention]
- When she pulls away - [ Pull her back ]
- When you see her at her worst - [ Tell her she's beautiful ]
- When you see her start crying - [Just hold her and don’t say a word ]
- When you see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
- When she's scared - [ Protect her ]
- When she lay's her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
- When she steal's your favorite hoodie - [ Let her keep it and sleepwith it for a night]
- When she tease's you - [ Tease her back and make her laugh]
- When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [ reassure her that everything is okay ]
- When she looks at you with doubt - [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
- When she say's that she like's you - [ she really does more than you could understand ]
- When she grab's at your hands - [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
- When she bump's into you - [ bump into her back and make her laugh]
- When she tells you a secret - [ keep it safe and untold ]
- When she looks at you in your eyes - [ don’t look away until she does ]
- When shes cold - [ hold her till shes warm ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
- DON'T let her have the last word
- DON'T call her hot, But Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better
- Say you love her more than she could ever love you
- Argue that she is the best girl ever
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her
- becau​se 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
- Give her the world
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, this is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother’s Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
We will discuss a story you’ve all heard before.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys, got up to fight,
They lived on the corner, in the middle of the block
On the second floor, of a vacant lot.
One had a fiddle, one had a drum,
And one had a pancake stuck to his bum,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each another,
One was blind and the other couldn’t see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright
And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
One dead boy who had no feet
Began to run down the street.
The other dead boy who could not talk,
Said "Oh Policeman let me walk."
If you don’t believe this little lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

What Each Kiss Means x3
- Kiss on the Stomach: I'm ready.
- Kiss on the Forehead: I missed you...
- Kiss on the Cheek: Long time no see...
- Kiss on the Hand: You're mine!
- Kiss on the Neck: I want to be with you...
- Kiss on the Shoulder: You mean so much...
- Kiss on the Lips: I love you

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: You're mine.
- Touching on the Butt: This is mine!
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: Don't let go...
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I trust you!
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: Be close to me.
- Laughing while Kissing: You are perfect with me!