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About Me
Me is crazy.
Heath Ledger(cries) David Tennant Green Day Tokio Hotel
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Fanfiction...Green Day...Tokio Hotel...pickles....DAVID TENNANT
Green Day, Aiden, Tokio Hotel, The Used, Alesana, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, AFI, My Chemical Romance, others when I can remember...
Doctor Who, Torchwood, House, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel,Firefly,Chowder, 6Teen, Total Drama Island, iCarly
Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Brokeback Mountain, Harry Potter 1-5, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Anastasia, Phantom of the Opera, Big Daddy, Titanic, The Notebook
Godchild, Loveless, Gravitation, Imadoki, Absolute Boyfriend ,Gorgeous Carot, Ceres, Black Knight, Love Mode, Shout Out Loud, Innocent Bird, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Haunted, Vampirates, At Swim, Two Boys
Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face.
How about a magic trick?
James Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
Let's put a smile on that face.
How about a magic trick?
James Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
peanuts...DAVID TENNANT!!!!!...I mean the Doctor...Batman...Rorscach!!!...
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+2 raves I never rent movies
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if you met a vampire what would be the first thing y... if you met a vampire what would be the first thing you would say? (more)
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+2 raves I'll just give you a quote..... "Faith is believing something you know ain't true." - Mark Twain
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+2 raves I am happy when I am with my friends. I am mad when people are complete idiots and make me feel... I am happy when I am with my friends.
I am mad when people are complete idiots and make me feel like the smartest person in the world. (although that could be a good thing...)
I always laugh when people are amused by the stupidest things. (more) -
Are people ACTUALLY comparing the Jonas Brothers to ... Are people ACTUALLY comparing the Jonas Brothers to the Beatles?! (more)
+3 raves yup....people are actually comparing those losers to the pure genius that is the Beatles....*sigh... yup....people are actually comparing those losers to the pure genius that is the Beatles....*sigh*....tragic... (more) -
+2 raves it is one of the biggest insults to literature out there....all Meyer did was take the name of va... it is one of the biggest insults to literature out there....all Meyer did was take the name of vampires and throw it in a big pile of sparkly garbage....I really can't stand it...the characters are shit, there is no plot...all Twilight is good for is burning.... (more)
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+3 raves in a library...throwing things at people cuz they won't shut up...
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+2 raves ugh...hell no...for me to actually like famous people, they need to have talent....
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+2 raves Batman of course^.^ Superman is freaking lame
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Gaby
Oh my god! I just clicked on you because you had such a hellasweet icon, and look what i find, your whole page is full of Star Trek! sorry if this is random but, I also noticed we got lots in common like MCR is totally boss! just wanted to say Hi, so Hi !
Becca
http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Ooooomggg. *Moaaaannnn.*
Becca
I willll.
<3
Becca
Hehe.
That's right.
With them and their nonsense questions.
x]
Becca
'HugHug.' I can always find you hun.
I just typed something Jokerish in.
And there you were.
<3'
Becca
^_^
Becca
I LUFF YEWWWW.
Becca. <3
Jane
Happy Halloween!!
Its♥All♥J...
Its♥All♥J...
Draco is sooooo AWESOME! i think they should of followed his life rather than harrys. ^^
Hannah
omg ZACHARY QUINTO IS SO FRICKING SEXY
Jane
Thanks for the add!!
GAY IS NO...
Thanks for the request. I like ur page & user pic.
TEAM JACO...
Baggins ~...
Let me guess, you like Star Trek? XD
Kris
WOW! I haven't been on in forever! :)
I meeeeeeeessss you!!!!
I shall go add Johnathan right after I post this.
Gotta update my photograph, and answer some questions! LOL!
I had almost 600 new happenings when I got on this morning, I'm down to 519 now!
:D
♥● Caяmεn ●♥
♥● Caяmεn ●♥
Kris
We shall plan a night for me to stay with you if you like when we go see Harry Potter!!!
Ruth Anne called me today.
I think my phone hates your phone.
Thats it. Or yours hates mine, or they hate each other. I dont know. Lol. Did you get to use your shiny condoms last night after I left?
LOL!
So Me, You, Ruth Anne, and Lauren going to see it. Mhmm. Sounds good to me. Well. Not exactly good, but better than an alternative. Ill explain when its just me and you. :)
Kris
Hey love.
Been in Mississippi for awhile now. I text you, but my phone is SO gay and I dont know if you are even getting the texts or just dont feel like answering them.
Anywho! I want to see you!!!!
And everyone!
But I told you I would let you be the first, so I havent gone to visit anyone from our group yet.
All Ive seen so far is Blake R, Zach T, and Gregg.
(: