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jOkEsOnYoU

"Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." - Draco Malfoy

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Me is crazy.

Heath Ledger(cries) David Tennant Green Day Tokio Hotel

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Fanfiction...Green Day...Tokio Hotel...pickles....DAVID TENNANT

Green Day, Aiden, Tokio Hotel, The Used, Alesana, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, AFI, My Chemical Romance, others when I can remember...

Doctor Who, Torchwood, House, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel,Firefly,Chowder, 6Teen, Total Drama Island, iCarly

Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Brokeback Mountain, Harry Potter 1-5, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Anastasia, Phantom of the Opera, Big Daddy, Titanic, The Notebook

Godchild, Loveless, Gravitation, Imadoki, Absolute Boyfriend ,Gorgeous Carot, Ceres, Black Knight, Love Mode, Shout Out Loud, Innocent Bird, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Haunted, Vampirates, At Swim, Two Boys

Why so serious?

Let's put a smile on that face.

How about a magic trick?

James Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Captain Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines


Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988


The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler


You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.


response reader complained gay couple moving street improve quality neighborhood

peanuts...DAVID TENNANT!!!!!...I mean the Doctor...Batman...Rorscach!!!...

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  • Oh my god! I just clicked on you because you had such a hellasweet icon, and look what i find, your whole page is full of Star Trek! sorry if this is random but, I also noticed we got lots in common like MCR is totally boss! just wanted to say Hi, so Hi !

    November 09, 2009 23:14:23 | See Conversation
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    Ooooomggg. *Moaaaannnn.*

    November 09, 2009 04:57:23 | See Conversation
  • I willll.
    <3

    November 09, 2009 04:38:43 | See Conversation
  • Hehe.
    That's right.
    With them and their nonsense questions.
    x]

    November 09, 2009 04:24:40 | See Conversation
  • 'HugHug.' I can always find you hun.
    I just typed something Jokerish in.
    And there you were.
    <3'

    November 09, 2009 04:21:33 | See Conversation
  • ^_^

    November 09, 2009 04:10:11 | See Conversation
  • I LUFF YEWWWW.

    Becca. <3

    November 09, 2009 03:52:55 | See Conversation
  • Happy Halloween!! happy halloween

    November 01, 2009 02:22:14 | See Conversation
  • aww lol xD i know! I just wanted to jump into the screan and hug him til he begged for air! jk

    October 24, 2009 19:44:45 | See Conversation
  • Draco is sooooo AWESOME! i think they should of followed his life rather than harrys. ^^

    October 24, 2009 19:35:58 | See Conversation
  • omg ZACHARY QUINTO IS SO FRICKING SEXY

    October 23, 2009 02:22:02 | See Conversation
  • Thanks for the add!! add

    October 20, 2009 02:07:15 | See Conversation
  • Thanks for the request. I like ur page & user pic.

    October 19, 2009 23:35:28 | See Conversation
  • October 11, 2009 14:39:59 | See Conversation
  • Let me guess, you like Star Trek? XD

    September 28, 2009 19:48:06 | See Conversation
  • WOW! I haven't been on in forever! :)
    I meeeeeeeessss you!!!!
    I shall go add Johnathan right after I post this.
    Gotta update my photograph, and answer some questions! LOL!
    I had almost 600 new happenings when I got on this morning, I'm down to 519 now!
    :D

    September 09, 2009 02:18:33 | See Conversation
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  • We shall plan a night for me to stay with you if you like when we go see Harry Potter!!!
    Ruth Anne called me today.
    I think my phone hates your phone.
    Thats it. Or yours hates mine, or they hate each other. I dont know. Lol. Did you get to use your shiny condoms last night after I left?
    LOL!
    So Me, You, Ruth Anne, and Lauren going to see it. Mhmm. Sounds good to me. Well. Not exactly good, but better than an alternative. Ill explain when its just me and you. :)

    July 12, 2009 04:49:00 | See Conversation
  • Hey love.
    Been in Mississippi for awhile now. I text you, but my phone is SO gay and I dont know if you are even getting the texts or just dont feel like answering them.
    Anywho! I want to see you!!!!
    And everyone!
    But I told you I would let you be the first, so I havent gone to visit anyone from our group yet.

    All Ive seen so far is Blake R, Zach T, and Gregg.
    (:

    June 23, 2009 20:23:22 | See Conversation
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